Joan is so dumb!

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Master Baiter Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Posts: 176

Joan won the lottery!!!

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WINNING INFORMATION / OUR SERVICES Sir/Madam
Attention Winner,
Congratulations from our members of staff. bla bla bla

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Oh, my God!! I won? I am so happy!!! Please, tell me what I have to do!

Joan

Now Joan has to fill a form and give information, etc...

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Your fund is now deposited with in a bank under a
fixed deposit bond policy insured to you by our
financial agent.To file for your claim please
contact our financial agent,
Mr Derick James
Email:[email protected]
Tel:+32-475-290-862
Remember all winning must be claimed not later
than 20th March 2007.

But she didn�t receive any form.

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Hello.

Where is the form?

Joan

Quote:

Dear Joan

We do not received the form,maybe it was not properly attached.You have to re send it as soon as possible.
Thanks
Derrick Jansen

Poor Joan doesn�t know how to open the form.

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Hello,

The other email I sent was to say that you didn�t send any form to me. Now I received it, but I don�t know how to open it. Do I have to use Internet Explorer?

Joan

Someone is getting nervous.

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You are to use microsoft word to oprn it.

As I said, Joan is dumb.

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Hello,

I don�t have that. I don�t use Windows. My boyfriend put a linux software in my computer and this software won�t let me use windows software. Could you send the file in a way that it is compatible with this linux software?

Joan

Now he is getting really nervous.

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THIS IS JUST THE ONLY WAY OUT OR YOU CAN SEND US A FAX NUMBER TO FAX THE FORM TO YOU.
DERRICK JANSEN

Joan is sad at this point.

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Hello,

Sorry then. I just can�t open this file! I give up.

Joan

And someone tries to be calm.

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Dear
You can provide us with a fax number to send the application form to you.

Thanks
Derrick Jansen

Now, what should Joan say at this point??

Note that the dateline is today!! She is going to lose all the money!! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:27 pm

If you go to K7.net you can get a free phone/fax number to give to them if you want to drag it on. Even though today is the last day, I'm sure they'll give you an extension Laughing

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I'm in the process of the same type of bait. Mine is on the way to WU at the moment to pick up his fees. Hope I sent him the right info...

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Posts: 176

I have a k7 number, but they don�t like it. I am going to write again at the end of the day. I have no idea what time is it now in Africa. It is 15:24 here.

I think I will tell him to send the fax to the k7 number, even if it is just a phone number. I will tell him to press a code, who knows?

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

@joan

Tell him you had someone help you open it. Then revert to playing clueless. When he is ready to twig again, tell him someone helped you with attachment or what ever. Repeat cycle etc.

This lotto lad will send you information on how to have your "package" delivered via coureir service. I reckon you can ask him at least two dozen sets of questions then (What is Western Union? When do I find it? Do I have to pay taxes on winnings? How do pounds convert to dollars to euros etc.). Your really fun will commence then.

Bait safe and have fun

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 17

HAHAHAHHA "how do I open it? Do I have to use Internet Explorer?" lol lol

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Mar 2007 Posts: 37

ladhunter84 wrote:

HAHAHAHHA "how do I open it? Do I have to use Internet Explorer?" lol lol