Mass safari, time to get your lads ready for March 20th

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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:26 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen we are pleased to announce that is now taxing to the end of the runway and preparing for take off.

Edit : Sat 10th.
We are pleased to report that MGA flight 2 has now left the ground and is awaiting vectors. (and money already, the greedy bu**er) Also note that his English has suddenly improved immensly.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:26 pm

On behalf of a lad I have managed to arm wrestle into this deal, I must ask that you reassure him on his concern

Quote:

DEAR SIR

I WILL LIKE TO BE THE AGENT IF THEREWILL BE A TRASPARENCY OK

DR XXXX

There will be transparencies if you take your camera mate - so shut up and quit moaning already !!! I can't stand whingers.

EDIT - X'd NAME

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:37 pm

If it would help any of you, I have some photos I took in Mali last summer, just to lend some authority to you if any of your baits involve you travelling around Africa by private aircraft, or if you ever have to say you are stranded in Mopti, Mali.

1 pic of a twin turboprop Beech airline with the airline name mostly visible ("Mali" is visible along with the flag). You could say you are anywhere with this pic, well close to Mali at least.

1 pic of the "terminal" in Mopti (could say you are stranded there), no plane visible.

1 pic of the plane I was flying, with the Mopti terminal visible behind it.
It is a smaller twin turboprop, you could say it is your personal plane.

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:57 pm

I just started baiting a lad from Ghana. I'll see if I can work him into this, but I want a trophy out of him first. If he moves his ass a bit, I'll let him in on the laptops Very Happy

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:23 pm

Yes! I got a bite! Lad says he would be glad to take these laptops off my hands...

Umm what next?

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Just play it slowly, tell him about all the red tape concerning documents/certificates needed to allow the computers to be exported, and these things take time to be passed before exporting blah blah blah, just make any old crap up to stall delivery until the date.

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:59 am

are we still on for this?

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Yes, get your lads ready for the shipment being sent to Nigeria on the 20th.

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:27 pm

I am going to have to breakout the popcorn for this show! Please keep us updated on the going's about. Thanks.

Grimey

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:45 pm

I'm in SP, sent PM to ya

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Ok, everyone who sent me a PM with their lad details, now is the time to start finalising your baits, tell the lads the export paperwork is almost complete and the shipment will be sent soon.

You can tell them whatever you want up until the shipment is sent to them on the 20th, all they need to know is that the computers are being sent to Nigeria, so you will require their shipping address for delivery, obviously, the lads will probably want you to send them via UPS or FedEx, so don't tell them the shipping date until I have sent them on the 20th and given you the tracking number to give to them, it will be to late for UPS or FedEx then as they will already be in transit to Nigeria.

All the tracking page will say is that they are being delivered to Nigeria, you can tell them my couriers are freight forwarders, we only ship freight to international airports, and from the airport, we will use a local courier to deliver to their address.

A few days after shipping, I will put a shipping exception on the tracking page saying the computers were destroyed by fire and the receiver is to contact me at the couriers about the insurance money which they are now entitled to, of course, to get the insurance money, they will have to travel to the airport where the accident happened, I have not decided which airport yet, but it will probably be, airport in Ghana.

At that point, any lad who then emails me saying they will collect the money from , they will then receive a bill of lading from me with their name and adress on it for them to print off and bring with them to prove they are the rightful recipient of the insurance money.

Let the games begin, at the moment, eater members are baiting 62 lads about this computer shipment, not sure how many of the lads are definitely interested in them, I guess we will find out soon enough, please post here if you lad has a definite interest in them so we can get a rough idea of the numbers, fingers crossed that at least a couple of your lads will want the $80,000 insurance and think it's worth travelling for Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:19 pm

@SP you have pm
My man K3lv!n is up for it.

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:23 pm

Okay - I have been letting my lads hang a little so I'll now get in touch and deliver a saliva inducing mail finalising delivery arrangements and requesting their confirmation that they will be taking delivery.

When I get replies - I'll reserve deluxe places for them on the Mugu Express. I'll also ask for their phone numbers - so if they drop out I'll ring 'em up to abuse them for the rest of their living days - he he he he

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:43 pm

I just told the good Rev. that the computers were going to be shipped the week of March 20tth. and to expect a letter from me on the shipment date.

They are getting desperate.

the chief of police wanted me to load the laptop with special programs. He
also wanted his computer to be specially marked as to not to confuse them
with the regular ones. Laughing

I was going to try and get a trophy out of these mugus, but I had
bite my fingers and stop myself from writing a trophy letter

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:53 pm

I just sent my letters out SP, waiting for replies,
hope I'm not to late in the mail going out.

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:10 pm

Darn, I somehow missed this thread when it started. Oh well, I will be glad to watch the results.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ This one is experimental and has been a bit of a rush, we can do another one very soon and hopefully get a load more lads involved.

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:20 pm

SP,

My evil Italian charity lads can't wait, they replied back and I have a full Benin street addy, contact name and 3 x mobile numbers.

I'm just waiting for the others to respond...

I think I have only lost 2, but I am trying some ASEM's to pick up newcomers.

PMing you the relevant addies

RD

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:32 am

I am now a member of the mugus church Laughing

Quote:

HERNY,
REMAIN BLESSED I AM REJOICING IN THE LORD,I WILL DO WHAT YOU HAVE JUST SAID ABOUT INSPECTOR'S COMPUTER.HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING OVER THERE I HOPE THE LORD IS REALLY AT WORK PRAISE BE TO HIM, THE AUTHOR AND FINISHER OF OUR FAITH.

I AM REALLY OK AND THE CHURCH IS PRAYING FOR YOU AND THE COMPANY YOU PEOPLE MUST EXCEL IN ALL YOUR ENDEVOURS.

PLEASE I WILL LIKE ALSO FOR YOU TO SEND TO ME A GROUP PHOTOGRAPH OF YOUR MEMBERS SO THAT WE CAN PUT THEM IN OUR CHURCH.

AND YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR PRIVATE PHONE SO THAT I CAN BE CALLING FROM TIME TO TIME YOU ARE NOW A MEMBER OF THE CHURCH OK.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Posts: 61

[quote="rumbero"]

the chief of police wanted me to load the laptop with special programs. He
also wanted his computer to be specially marked as to not to confuse them
with the regular ones.

Wouldnt you need to confirm his idenitity for the correct registration of sofware and hardware for warranty purposes?

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:55 am

ENDEVOURS to , any chance to get in the group
photograph Question

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:30 am

I requested a hand written letter from the rev. to the board of directors.
thanking them for the donation Laughing

You never know. Its a nice tropphy.

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q185/rumbero_photos/-1-5.jpg

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:19 pm

So how many actual lads are in this computer donation bait??

Mine is just going crazy asking for the shipment Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ No idea how many are interested in the computers, only yourself and a couple of others have said one of their lads are interested, I will be putting the tracking page up in a little while and will PM all those who gave me the email addies of the lads they were baiting, then just sit back and see who really wants them, probably only a few at most I think, though.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I have sent this PM to everyone who told me they were baiting a lad with the computers, posting it here in case you miss your PM for any reason:

Quote:

Hi, you had a lad you were baiting in the mass safari bait, here:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=103650

If your lad is still interested in receiving the 40 computers, the courier tracking page is now online, the tracking number for your lad is:

<tracking number snipped> (check your PM for number)

He can track his shipment, here:

www.xxxxx

Tell him the items were sent to today (20th), ask him for his delivery address now and you can have them delivered to him via local couriers once they arrive in Lagos, or he can collect the computers himself from the airport.

In about 4 days from now, there will be a fire and the computers will be destroyed, he will then be in line to receive the full insurance payout of $80,000 from my couriers, for which he will have to travel, I will place a shipment exception on the tracking page after the fire, asking the receiver to contact me about the insurance payout etc.

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