A fatherly slap

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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:41 pm

I wonder if this was a bit too much...

lazy mugu wrote:

Dear Daddy,
Its been somedays now and you have not written to me an email or is it because ive not been able to scan and send to you the form? anyway i have left everything to God and acepted my faith.
daddy i must tell you the truth that its not been too ok for me here,all i do here is to sleep and wake and eat twice a day and go to the general library were you are allowed to browse only for 30 minutes for that day and after that i keep counting till the month end that i will get my monthly $50.
If you understand me then you will have feelings towards me like your biolgical son.
Daddy i will apreciate a little token sent by to me so that i can go to the central city and do as you have instructed i am pleading to you with all respect and regards to you asmy father.
please dont leave me in this situation.i have been so glad ever since knowing you as a father and i strongly believe in you as God directs you.
daddy even if its $20 you send to me so i can mobilize myself to complete the condition of the donation i would be very happy.
hope to hear from you soon
your faithful son

Quote:

Greetings and cavalry,

Dear lad, I have been practising coreography for the cheerleading demonstration all day, and now I come back and what do I read? I am astonished by what you write.

I will say this to you as your daddy, dear lad:

GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF, BOY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE? YOU DO NOTHING BUT EAT AND SLEEP AND WASTE TIME, IT'S NO WONDER YOU ACCOMPLISH NOTHING! YOU SEEM TO BE CONTENT WITH WASTING YOUR LIFE SURFING ON THE INTERNET ALL DAY, LOOKING AT PICTURES OF NAKED LADIES I BET! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, LAD! YOUR PARENTS LEFT YOU A FORTUNE! IT'S WAITING FOR YOU IN SPAIN, BUT YOU JUST WASTE TIME LIKE THIS AND LET YOUR SISTER SUFFER IN TERRIBLE CONDITIONS IN A REFUGEE CAMP IN ENGLAND! DO YOU KNOW WHAT ENGLISH FOOD IS LIKE? HOW CAN YOU DO THAT TO YOUR SISTER? WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GROW UP? GET A JOB! I HAVE BEEN DOING MY BEST TO GET YOU A DONATION FROM THE CHURCH ELDERS FOR YOUR LAWYER FEES, BUT YOU JUST SPEND YOUR DAYS SURFING ON THE INTERNET! YOU COULDN'T EVEN HIRE A PROPER SHYSTER FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE! A MERE LAWYER, PAH! IT SEEMS TO ME YOU WERE JUST TOO LAZY TO FIND A SHYSTER! CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO TAKE A FEW STEPS AND GO TO SCAN THE FORM? OUTRAGEOUS! WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WOULD WALK TEN MILES TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY IN WIND AND RAIN AND WITH THE BADGERS SNAPPING AT MY HEELS ALL THE WAY BUT TELL THAT TO LADS OF THIS DAY AND THEY WON'T BELIEVE IT! JUST EATING AND SLEEPING AND WASTING TIME ON THE INTERNET! WHAT HAS BECOME OF YOU, BOY? DO YOU EVEN GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS?

Listen to your daddy, lad. Send the form right now and stop wasting time like this. I still love you as my dear lad, and only wish you would at last do your part so we can move on with the donation procedures. Remain bless.

Yours,

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:20 pm

Tough love babe....
That's what its all about!

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:12 pm

monthly 50 dollars? where is that money from?