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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:26 pm

Great Stuff! He also filled in the 10 digit security code by counting to 10! Numpty...
Tell him he looks exactly like Josh Hartnett - Ask if he's a twin or something... Certainly worthy of your suspicions now.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:36 pm

^^^^^

Unfortunately for him my local Western Union office was located in California and just happened to be the same town that Josh Hartnett lives in. So he now has to fill out the P.R.A.T forms because the WU think that I must be funding a terrorist oranisation. Razz

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:36 pm

My lad has been busy. After completely botching his first attemt at the forms, he has re-submitted two. I'm taking the whole packet to WU to see if he'll get his money now. Something tells me there's going to be more problems.

You gotta love a compliant mugu, especially one who fill out forms!

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 156

Thanks a lot NN !
Me and my lad just LOVE these forms !! Very Happy

I find my lads attitude a bit harsh though, 'her' answer to the question 'How do you feel about victims of fraud?' is
Very Happy

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:00 pm

Post up the links to the images. I love ready the replies.

Make sure once she has filled these forms out that for some reason she will need to fill out the anti-terror forms. (Green link down in my sig)

Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 156

Nurse Nicely wrote:

Post up the links to the images. I love ready the replies.

Make sure once she has filled these forms out that for some reason she will need to fill out the anti-terror forms. (Green link down in my sig)

Very Happy

Here you go:

This has been a lazy lad in the past so i only sent 3 pages.
I was pleasently surprised 'she' didn't do as much whining as usual,
it only took a couple of days of convincing to get these. Very Happy

Too bad some questions are left unanswered, I'm afraid WU will reject them... Wink

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:13 am

Great responses! Very Happy

When it comes to your lad, 'no' and 'i can't', are not in your lad vocabulary. Make him aware of that. You really need to expect more from them. Very Happy

Break him down. Send him broke. Make him cry. Your goal is to make him quiver in fear every time he opens his email.
Very Happy

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 81

Great forms. I sent the A and C pages to a particularly saucy lad who I knew wouldn't fill out the rest. And wasn't I right, it's been a pain just to get him to sign the two most realistic looking forms.

Later tonight I'll be sending the entire batch to a far dumber lad.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:02 pm

Unfortunately, the poor lad has been marked at the WU office as a 'scam' and therefore, no WU transfers will ever be possible for him, but bank transfer ain't no problem..

*** BANNED *** Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Posts: 140

That last answer was bizarre. Victims of fraud should be jailed? Is he serious?

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 81

Oh great, thanks to these forms my lad is suing me! I guess it was just a matter of time after I kept calling her a man, using Ms. instead of Mrs. and just treating her like the crap she is!

Quote:

Dear *********

Thanks you for your information and i am not surprised at all for the forms sent to me.

I take this form to my banker this morning and they confirm to me that is not necessaty for me to fill it out or sign it because i never been arrested and dur to my proffession is not good for me at all because this stand for the fraud people .

My banker let me understand that it was you that requested for the form , seems you have little confused that why, I urge you to send the fees because as my proffession i will not fill the form , You have already have my name, my secretary name , address phone number what else you need.

I will take this to Madam Hdja Jilka to inform her about this because it never done.
sending money less then thousand, that why we are facing the problem.

I know your type and i am ready to take all the legal action that why you refused to give me you telephone number.
Thanks
Your's Sincerely
Dumb Fake Lawyer

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:38 pm

HA! Great email.

Did you tell her that her banker wouldn't know about these because they are being tested by WU in your local area. It's one of 20 global locations that are testing these form to high risk/high fraud countries.

I do hope you told this fruitcup that NO FORMS! means NO FEES!

Very Happy

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:11 am

Has anyone tried one of these on the russians?

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:07 am

@franc: I'm pretty sure he meant perpetrators should be jailed, not victims. We're not talking solid gold english skills here, most people say some pretty wacky stuff in languages they're unfamiliar with.

I know, it's less funny, but the most likely explanation. Sad

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 81

Nurse Nicely wrote:

HA! Great email.

Did you tell her that her banker wouldn't know about these because they are being tested by WU in your local area. It's one of 20 global locations that are testing these form to high risk/high fraud countries.

I do hope you told this fruitcup that NO FORMS! means NO FEES!

Very Happy

Of course I didn't tell them that!

I quoted Western Union telling me that!

These forms must really offend them because I've noticed the English in the replies I've gotten has been much worse than usual as if they have no clue what to say.

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:55 am

^^^^^^
Testing anxiety! It makes people fail!

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:48 pm

This is my former lad, FAMOH, he so worried he will not get the
125,000 I promised him, now it's time to send the other forms
for him to fill out, NN you are just to Twisted Evil

IP - 195.225.63.178 - Location: Israel (high) [City: ]
Date: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 8:36 AM
From: FAMOH
To:
Subject: URGENTLY

Quote:

SPLITE THIS MONEY INTO TEN PALCE'S $5,000
SENDER NAME:
RECRIVER NAME:Famoh Enyim Mbang
AMOUNT: $5,000 USD
MTCN:
QUESTIONS:
ANSWERED:

*** BANNED *** Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Posts: 140

You'd think they wouldn't be so open about how much they hate their victims.

That last one just won't do. So many non-answers...

Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:28 am

Wow ... Pure gold for my baits.
Twisted Evil

I've got a few baits going on right now which could lead to something very funny.

M.

Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:42 pm

Franc28 wrote:

That last one just won't do. So many non-answers...

It's still worth the effort tho, trying to get FAMOH to go "PRAT" filling now,
I guess once he's done that, I'll have to give him his 125,000, Very Happy

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 81

I must restate my love of these forms because they've proven to be such amazing time wasters and bait extenders. I had two lads who were being very dull and not very fun to deal with.

One was a fake UN something or other and claimed he was filling out the forms. Then turned around and said to go to a different Western Union. So we've gotten into an argument over whether or not he's an incompetant fool who's screwing me out of millions. The same has happened with another lad. They'll never fork over the forms but who cares, they are wasting a ton of time with these pointless arguments that just give me an excuse to continually insult them.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Jan 2006 Posts: 20

Nurse Nasty wrote:

@ boingboing - No boingboing - WU haven't blacklisted any country. Any Aussie can send a WU payment to Nigeria, the same as any Aussie can send a payment to London. (I think that's what your asking?)

Not entirely true NN. But very helpful anyway. If you go to the Aussie WU website and try to do an online transfer to nigeria you get a screen that says this is not available. Do a screen capture and send it to your pet with an appropriate slap for trying to waste your time and decieve you.

But you can do a manual transfer from a WU office. This is of course only because our government does not trust Nigerians with WU transfers so therefore you must be physicaly present and show appropriate ID and the forms must be filled out correctly by the recipient regardless of how they feel. Or no money. Sad

I have not found this on any other WU site but I have not looked so it may be only an Aussie thing but it is worth looking into in your local area. or just say you are from Aus. Very Happy

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 81

I finally got my forms back from the U.N. You'd think they would have enough staff to fill out these forms in a timely manner.

http://filesocket.com/download/d4cWUIdiotForm.doc

Let me guess, you are asking why I'm posting a document when the original forms were jpegs. The answer is: I HAVE NO IDEA. NONE! My mind is completely blown here, instead of printing off the forms the lad typed out the entire document into MS Word and then filled it out that way. When I opened it I laughed and laughed and laughed at how awful this form is.

I was really confused why this lad said it took him three days to fill out in an earlier email, but now I can see why, it must have taken a good deal of time to do this.

So of course he has to do it over.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:01 pm

Mildred wrote:

I dont realy know what you have in mind before sending this kind of message to me, So what you wanted me to do now is to fill out your Document before i will be sending to you what someone left for you in my Ofiice? Well i am well convinced that you did not think fine before accepting and sending to me this message.

He doesn't seem to remember that I need to send him some money before I can receive money from him.He will of course be hearing from me again.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Mar 2007 Posts: 27

up_and_under wrote

Quote:

Has anyone tried one of these on the russians?

I have a Russian just arrived at the money letter after 4 months. Only just gave me a surname this week. Mad

A most annoying scammer. I will give it a shot with the forms.

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