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firefox
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 7
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:15 pm |
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Hi there,
Is there a complaint- and/or support-form for this most excellent system?
My lad has tried his very best with it (or so he says), but he can't even get to the printing-part
So i've been thinking that it would be great if i could let him (and other evenly stupid lads) answer a load of silly questions on a complaints-form or let him use a support-form wich ofcourse gives him only more problems?
That would be very helpfull for my lad
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M.T. Head
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 79
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:15 pm |
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Hey,
This sounds great. I hope this isn't a stupid question, though. Do you just simply send the lad to the website or send him the the site with an alphanumeric code? If the latter, do you make it up?
Thanks! |
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ONEMORE THING NAVER YOU USE SUCH WORDS TO US AGAIN GOAT'S -- Mr.Edward Brown, ECOBANK PLC. COTE D�IVOIRE |
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Emma Stralian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 358
Location: Gone!
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:31 pm |
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M.T. Head wrote: |
Do you just simply send the lad to the website or send him the the site with an alphanumeric code? If the latter, do you make it up? |
Yes, make it up. It doesn't matter. |
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YOU BETTER GET SERIOUS AND STOP PLAY SOMETHING WITHOUT GAIN. I SORRY FOR U - Richard Johnson
be care full, unless you want die look if i vex all this things way you de do you go regret it - Samuel Bekija
As it is difficult for a carmel, to pass through the eye of a needle, so it is for a refugee, to get short terms loan here in Africa - Barr Godwin Otemba
Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal - Homer
Check out <a href="http://members.419eater.com/~emma_stralian/forms.html" target="new">Emma's Funky Forms</a>. Death threats guaranteed or your money back! |
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M.T. Head
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 79
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:49 pm |
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Thanks!
I do have another question about your system. I was on Eater last week and ran across a thread about a site baiters could go to and set some paramerters like how many questions to answer, etc. I believe it was your WUsecure, but I'm not sure. I can't find it again using the search function. If you know what I'm talking about, could you give me the site(s) needed for that modality?
I haven't checked the baiter's tools sticky. Will do that now. |
_________________ Deaded 3x
X I lost count
As efficient, strong and reliable as this transaction {INHERITANCE} inheritance is not acrime all over the World, a day old baby can inherit as you know even a deaf & dump and the blind can as well Inherit. ---Mr:Gregg Cesar.
ONEMORE THING NAVER YOU USE SUCH WORDS TO US AGAIN GOAT'S -- Mr.Edward Brown, ECOBANK PLC. COTE D�IVOIRE |
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roccomp
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Dec 2006
Posts: 52
Location: Arse Beach
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:41 pm |
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Emma Stralian said:
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She said that there was no printer attached so she won't have anything! |
Hehehe... I had another mail from wusecure, and there is not a printer still! Poor girl...
Emma Stralian said:
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Yes, that is the transcript of what she filled-in. I don't believe her email address! |
Oh yeah, it is her real address.
Im going to say that she must to fill out AND print all the WUSECURE stuff before send to her to the Customer Service... Are you agree Emma?
Salud |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:37 pm |
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Emma this is just BRILLIANT...Great site.. I think I'll just wait until he tries it later...
Dear xxxx,
Is more than frustrating, am confused because i browse the site you gave me with the encrypted number 1xxxxxxxx and i gave all the necessary information reuired but at the end the MTCN number was not released i also went to the public cyber i don't achieve my aim.
But maybe i will try it later in the day or should complain to their office. Maybe they can release the MTCN number to you because i don't no what else to do.
Hope to hear from you soonest
Yours sincerely
Bar. xxxx xxxxxxxx (QC)
Attorney
I smell a pimp my number call coming on.. This is the most success I have had with a lottery lad to date..
Thanks again Emma.. |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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Emma Stralian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 358
Location: Gone!
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Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:36 pm |
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^^^^ I would say that there was a compatibility problem with his equipment It works fine for everybody else.
We NEVER get any complaints here at WU HQ. |
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YOU BETTER GET SERIOUS AND STOP PLAY SOMETHING WITHOUT GAIN. I SORRY FOR U - Richard Johnson
be care full, unless you want die look if i vex all this things way you de do you go regret it - Samuel Bekija
As it is difficult for a carmel, to pass through the eye of a needle, so it is for a refugee, to get short terms loan here in Africa - Barr Godwin Otemba
Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal - Homer
Check out <a href="http://members.419eater.com/~emma_stralian/forms.html" target="new">Emma's Funky Forms</a>. Death threats guaranteed or your money back! |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:11 pm |
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He is now whining about an application error?? What on earth could he mean?
"Dear xxxx,
After some hours later I browse to the site again and fill the requirement but eventually I can be able to complete the processing, it was complaining of Application Error. I suggest maybe because have tried it earlier on.
Since you've make the payment, you can go to the western union office to release the MTCN number to you and explain the stress am going through.
Try as much as possible to make this done today and get back to me immediately.
Best of luck.
Yours sincerely,
Bar. xxxx xxxxxx(QC)
Attorney.
best of luck indeed |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Sat Mar 17, 2007 10:59 pm |
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High speed cable ..$39.95 month
Used computer with XP Pro 1 year old $900.00
Mickey of brandy and a pack of ciggies..$20.00
This..... PRICELESS...lol
Sir,
I do not know what you are referring to. If you have communicated with
one of our 300+ customer support staff earlier, your email gives me no
clue to...
1. who you are
2. where you are
3. the WU Secure transaction in question
4. who sent the transfer
5. why you are unable to print the barcode
6. if you have tried our troubleshooter page
http://www.wusecure.com/troubleshooter.html
Do you want me to go round the other 300 staff and ask them if they
had an email from somebody called 'John' who could or couldn't print a
simple barcode in the past few days?
Now, as you seem to be unable to type properly or to communicate in a
cohesive manner, I wonder if the same lack of basic skills is the
cause of your inability to print or perhaps you don't have a printer
attached to your computer? How am I supposed to help you if you just
tell me you "can't print the barcode"!!!
If you write back, please bear in mind that one of the other 300+
customer services staff will be answering your email. Please don't
make their job any more difficult. We already work very long hours for
very little pay and have to take endless abuse from customers who are
too stupid to use their computers or write a simple email. It is not
our fault! 99.999% of people have no problems whatsoever but there is
always the 0.001% who are either alcoholically intoxicated, stoned on
drugs or simply congenitally mentally deficient. I have enough
problems of my own. I have just found out that my 13 year old daughter
is pregnant, my husband is playing around with another man, my cat was
run over by a road-roller two days ago, my parents were killed in a
naturist skydiving accident a two months ago and I am totally fed-up
with my life, this job and all the stupid idiots who can't work a
f**king printer.
Add to all that, your impertinence to ask that I do this quickly. What
is the World coming to?
Sincerely,
Constance Cummings - Western Union Secure Transfers
What a service and yet the tw*t just tried to get $500.00 again..11:58pm Nigeria time.. I will have to publish this one when it's finished.. |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
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JustMe01
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Feb 2007
Posts: 76
Location: Canada
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:32 pm |
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Thinks - I really should put a 'STOP' button on there. I wonder what it would do? |
I've seen programs that have a cancel button that everytime you go to click it, just as the mouse pointer touches it it moves to another location on the screen. maybe you could use something like that, don't know how to code that but would be fun |
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Emma Stralian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 358
Location: Gone!
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:56 pm |
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It's easy enough to do but it immediately says - this is a joker. I would much rather they tried three of four times and went away confused - or better still - send a complaint to . That's were the real fun begins...and the potential for an arrest:) |
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YOU BETTER GET SERIOUS AND STOP PLAY SOMETHING WITHOUT GAIN. I SORRY FOR U - Richard Johnson
be care full, unless you want die look if i vex all this things way you de do you go regret it - Samuel Bekija
As it is difficult for a carmel, to pass through the eye of a needle, so it is for a refugee, to get short terms loan here in Africa - Barr Godwin Otemba
Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal - Homer
Check out <a href="http://members.419eater.com/~emma_stralian/forms.html" target="new">Emma's Funky Forms</a>. Death threats guaranteed or your money back! |
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komsomol
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 277
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:10 pm |
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Emma Stralian wrote: |
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It make me look foolish when I present it to WU outlet |
There is obviously a bug in the system that needs to be worked out. I blame Microsoft. Always! |
So, why don't we send them a .reg file as a quick fix just released by Microsoft as to solve that particular problem? Instructions could also be sent along the lines of...
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1.) Download and save the attached file on your desktop.
2.) Double click on the file
3.) Two subsequent questions will appear - press YES each time. |
This page here explains how Windows registry entries can be added, altered or deleted using a .reg file. Since 9 out of 10 PCs in Nigerian internet cafes appear to be logged in with admin privileges, using this trick the lad's PC can be rendered useless within a few seconds or just cause some nasty errors that won't be easy to detect. If you add the final instruction to go ahead and apply the "patch" on other PCs too if it doesn't seem to work on this one, with just a little luck the lad will knock out the entire internet cafe in ten minutes.
Please note that I strongly discourage hacking! This isn't one, this is just a nasty trick to make his life miserable and have him expelled from the IC by the proprietor or have him pay for the damage done. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:17 pm |
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Would this not fall in the category of harming an innocent third party? ie: the internet cafe owner? |
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komsomol
419Eater is my life
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:19 pm |
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Uhm... since when are owners of internet cafes full of scammers innocent? Everyone knows how this business works, scammers are the most important clients. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:27 pm |
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Don't generalize about an entire nation of people.
Not all internet cafe owners fall into this category. Many yes, but not all. |
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Frederick Fokker:
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:30 pm |
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komsomol
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 277
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:33 pm |
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That's right. But just let me quote General Collin Powell, former U.S. Secretary of State for you:
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[Nigeria]�a nation of scammers. |
http://www.haverford.edu/pols/faculty/glickman/Articles/CJAS_Text_final_1-35.pdf
EDIT: as to the IC owners' complaints about the police raids, they are not as relevant as you might think. My heart is bleeding for them! They exactly know what's going on in their premises and still don't ban these customers. Why am I supposed to be concerned about a few whiney-whiney complaints of Nigerian internet cafe owner from 2005? No one on earth opens up an IC in Festac town without knowing who your clientele is going to be. That's outrageous! |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:38 pm |
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komsomol
419Eater is my life
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Posts: 277
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:48 pm |
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"A nation of scammers" is comparable to saying "A nation of criminals" - actually the title of an article in The Economist. Summary:
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Criminal Britain
Feb 22nd 2001
From The Economist print edition
BRITAIN may have slipped down many world league tables over the past few decades, but it beats all other rich countries except Australia in one activity: crime. According to a new victimisation survey of industrialised nations, people in England and Wales are at greater risk than anywhere else of having a car stolen. And apart from Australia, people who live in England and Wales are at greater risk of being assaulted, robbed, sexually attacked and having their homes burgled than are people in any other rich country.� |
It is not to express that every single Brit is a criminal. Likewise, when Powell said that Nigeria was a nation a scammers (a sentence I fully agree on), he obviously didn't mean to say that every single Nigerian down to the last farmer and baby is a scammer. Nor do I. But this saying tells something very relevant about the situation, it sums it up nicely. Don't you think? (Sorry for all the OT - this might be split off from this thread, maybe.) |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:50 pm |
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@koms
Out of respect to the thread I am going to leave it at that. I don't want to get another ethics debate going on here. |
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komsomol
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:52 pm |
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Aye, Sir! Please consider starting another thread and kick me in the nuts there. Alternatively, we can fight it out in PMs. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
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Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:57 pm |
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Your arguments are always well stated and thought provoking. I think it just comes down to a difference in basic philosophies.
I now return the thread to normal use.
Edit: Who are we kidding, I bet the last 6 or 7 posts will be sent to the cyber trash can in a matter of minutes. |
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Emma Stralian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 358
Location: Gone!
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:24 am |
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Taking out one PC is neither here nor there. The lad will just move to another one and continue. According to the forms they fill-in and get returned to me, these cafe PCs have little or no protection from viruses - software or hardware viruses
It is going to hurt him more when 'the computer' prints out 100 pages of 10 digit numbers. They have to pay by the page for printing.
If you are concerned about wasting paper and the effect on the environment in a country that is gradually being eaten by the Sahara desert, use one of the other modalities. |
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YOU BETTER GET SERIOUS AND STOP PLAY SOMETHING WITHOUT GAIN. I SORRY FOR U - Richard Johnson
be care full, unless you want die look if i vex all this things way you de do you go regret it - Samuel Bekija
As it is difficult for a carmel, to pass through the eye of a needle, so it is for a refugee, to get short terms loan here in Africa - Barr Godwin Otemba
Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal - Homer
Check out <a href="http://members.419eater.com/~emma_stralian/forms.html" target="new">Emma's Funky Forms</a>. Death threats guaranteed or your money back! |
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Franc28
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Joined: 19 Jul 2004
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:28 am |
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Nations don't act, only individuals do. Don't let people drink and generalize. |
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roccomp
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Dec 2006
Posts: 52
Location: Arse Beach
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:53 pm |
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Emma Stralian wrote: |
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If you are concerned about wasting paper and the effect on the environment in a country that is gradually being eaten by the Sahara desert, use one of the other modalities. |
Im concerned about the silk worms and the low payments of the cotton workers: Emma, put off that bra!!!
Salud |
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