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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:48 pm

Got 2 mails today from religious Lad, full of the usual Bible quotes and Eternal salvation, which contained these gems!

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I MUST TELL YOU THIS.by missionary .

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I know something so wonderful that I must tell you! its so vital that it may change your entire future As it did mine."I myself was one of the internet fraud stars in fact a destroyer,deceiver,drunker, the list goes on and on.the world is in a mess because of sin.!

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I am not ashamed of the gospel of JESUS CHRIST, because it is the power of GOD for salvation of every one who believes. rom1-16.PLS? do not late devil to tell you that this message is a spam mail.

And of course

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write to us.by join to extend GOD's kingdom.pray for us.for more information reply to this email.

This should be a weird one!!

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:53 pm

HALLELUJAHW and CAVALRY GREETINGS !

Amen Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:59 pm

it actually didn`t have cavaly greetings, and there were 2 versions, both extremely large, i just can`t get used to these religious freaks, the mails get weirder everytime, Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:09 am

Ask him if he masturbated before he found Jesus. And if yes, how often.

Come on, we want juicy details of his pre-re-born-dom sins. Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:13 am

ewwww

you can have his email address and ask him yourself Laughing

i`m going to try and get him back on the drink and learning to sing The Irish Rover Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:53 am

I like the calvary greeting. I always reply saying that I like horses too. It confuses the crap out of them.
"Pray for us" is a typo. It should read "Pay for us" Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:57 am

I think I can beat cavalry greetings... My lad is teaching me all about chicken farming!!!

Good day, Dear Rev. xxx

I buy fertilized eggs from one aroma foundation situated in northern Nigeria
and use my incubator to hatch them. when the incubator has hatched the eggs I supply the chickens to my customers.
I also breed chicken for like two weeks and sell them out to my customers who will now take care of the chicken and sell them when they are dued for consumption.
I also keep a farm where I breed chicken and sell when they are dued for consumption.
I started this business in the year 2000 with the assistance of a bank soft loan .

I challenge anyone to beat this in plain wierdness!!!

Ciao

Mars

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:09 am

Marsupial wrote:

I challenge anyone to beat this in plain wierdness!!!

Please read anything from the Publish your work forum! Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:20 am

I finally got a lad who called me daddy!

Well, the first I noticed anyways, I don't read them very carefully as a general rule.

It gave me a warm and squishy feeling inside.

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:39 am

was baiting "Pastor Paul Christopher" and got unsually flirtatious:

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Are you married? I bet I could show you a good time... I can give you a "cavalry greeting" all right!

He missed the point:

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Well, I may say that you are such pretty lady okey,anyway I will not talk much till you write me that you has confirm your WILLED money, Eliza then I will invite you here in Togo to testify in the ministry so that people will hear.
I and my wife divorced some years ago,rightnow I am only giving myself to almighty God that I served and he promised me that my wife is somewhere.

I had to spell it out:

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That's CAVALRY greetings, you big lummox, like riding, you know? Hey, you ever been ridden bareback?
To be honest, I don't think you want to have me testify to your flock about how I, a simple photographic model in search of the big time, found Odin and the Gods of Asgard... and how I rescued two cute guys from their virginity. I don't think it's in tune with your holy book, is it?
So you give yourself to god... rrrrriiiiiggggghhhhhttttt. That's one image I don't want to have bouncing around in my head.

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:42 am

You should get him singing the Irish rover in time for St. Patricks, who of course redeemed all the Irish drunkards.

(Of course you will have to get your lad to paint his body green and video the result for you Smile

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:11 pm

boingboing wrote:

.......who of course redeemed all the Irish drunkards.

I think you will find that this isn't accurate

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:17 pm

I thought somebody may spot that, but our lad isn't to know that he was a welshman who frightened all the snakes away from Ireland. (Yeah right...) Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:06 pm

Actually you might be very surprised about this
A lot of Irish missionaries and nuns invaded west Africa (we had to get rid of them somehow!) many years ago & a lot of the schools set up were by these. As a result I'm sure high on the curriculum might just have been St Patrick.....but on a whole I would imagine you'd be quite safe

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:28 pm

You learn something every day: my boss is Irish see if he knew that, Happy st, Pats and good luck against the Italians on sat. Thumbs up

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:33 pm

I'll sit back and wait when your lad begs you to donate to his cause or church.

Sure, he quit as a scammer... only to become a beggar.

Wink

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:47 pm

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Almost everyone knows that Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland, but not as many are aware that he is also the patron saint of Nigeria, a country that was evangelized primarily by Irish clergy.

http://allsaintsbrookline.org/celtic/saints/patrick.html

Pity this Lad is mailing from Togo.

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:12 pm

This has gone weird, he has just informed me about the 10/40 countries.

Loopy Lad wrote:

As a Christian work to save others. (1)There are between 12,000 to 24 000 separate people groups in the world. Out of which 17,000(about 2 billion) are unreached,)2,only 10% atend church in france and that comprises of old woman and kids,and only 15% own a bible.3) europe is essentially pagan with less than 5% of the population being christians.4) areas which stretches from north africa, south spain and south portugal to Japan many others 10-40 window country where demon worship and human sacrifices thrives. To learn more about 10-40 window country, search (google .com10-40 window )

I had a quick look, and i`m getting my tinfoil hat out for this one

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:11 am

10/40 window? its on wikipedia.

First time i learned something from a mugu. Give them hell Samspuds... give them hell...