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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:48 pm |
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Got 2 mails today from religious Lad, full of the usual Bible quotes and Eternal salvation, which contained these gems!
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I MUST TELL YOU THIS.by missionary . |
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I know something so wonderful that I must tell you! its so vital that it may change your entire future As it did mine."I myself was one of the internet fraud stars in fact a destroyer,deceiver,drunker, the list goes on and on.the world is in a mess because of sin.! |
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I am not ashamed of the gospel of JESUS CHRIST, because it is the power of GOD for salvation of every one who believes. rom1-16.PLS? do not late devil to tell you that this message is a spam mail. |
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write to us.by join to extend GOD's kingdom.pray for us.for more information reply to this email. |
This should be a weird one!! |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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mathias
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Feb 2005
Posts: 4187
Location: Germany
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:53 pm |
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HALLELUJAHW and CAVALRY GREETINGS !
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BASTARD !!! U JUST DEY MAKE ME SPEND MONEY SEND CHECKS TO NON EXISTING PLACES OL BOY NO TRY ME AGAIN OH ABEG JUST FUCK OFF MAKE I WORK COLLECT MONEY..
go screw your mother fucking uncircumcised rotten dick on your bedroom wall and die slow *DELETED* because you don't even worth a second out of my time
now you have taken me to a far area from my place ... I have to sleep under the bridge today ...
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:59 pm |
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it actually didn`t have cavaly greetings, and there were 2 versions, both extremely large, i just can`t get used to these religious freaks, the mails get weirder everytime, |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:09 am |
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Ask him if he masturbated before he found Jesus. And if yes, how often.
Come on, we want juicy details of his pre-re-born-dom sins. |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:13 am |
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ewwww you can have his email address and ask him yourself i`m going to try and get him back on the drink and learning to sing The Irish Rover |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Jeff
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:53 am |
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I like the calvary greeting. I always reply saying that I like horses too. It confuses the crap out of them.
"Pray for us" is a typo. It should read "Pay for us" |
_________________ IF IT IS TRUE YOU ARE WRITING AND PAYING TO WHO I DONT KNOW I MUST MAKE SURE I CUT YOUR THROAT,ARE YOU STUPID?CANT YOU READ?IS THAT MY EMAIL?ARE YOU CRAZY?ARE YOU MAD?ARE YOU AN IMBECILE?YOU PAYED TO HIM AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU PAYED HIM MONEY,IS THAT MY EMAIL?FUCK YOUR WIFE AND SCREEW YOUR KIDS,IDIOT AND HOPLESS HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU.DIE AND ROT IN HELL
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
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Marsupial
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Mar 2007
Posts: 38
Location: Somewhere else...
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:57 am |
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I think I can beat cavalry greetings... My lad is teaching me all about chicken farming!!!
Good day, Dear Rev. xxx
I buy fertilized eggs from one aroma foundation situated in northern Nigeria
and use my incubator to hatch them. when the incubator has hatched the eggs I supply the chickens to my customers.
I also breed chicken for like two weeks and sell them out to my customers who will now take care of the chicken and sell them when they are dued for consumption.
I also keep a farm where I breed chicken and sell when they are dued for consumption.
I started this business in the year 2000 with the assistance of a bank soft loan .
I challenge anyone to beat this in plain wierdness!!!
Ciao
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_________________ Ciao
Mars
The Kuddly Koala
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You undress me, I undress you. I feel your sensitive body. You feel my basis |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:09 am |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:20 am |
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I finally got a lad who called me daddy!
Well, the first I noticed anyways, I don't read them very carefully as a general rule.
It gave me a warm and squishy feeling inside. |
_________________ ( x8 ) This is fun!
please i want you to stop writting me,i beg you in the name of the lord Jesus christ. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:39 am |
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was baiting "Pastor Paul Christopher" and got unsually flirtatious:
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Are you married? I bet I could show you a good time... I can give you a "cavalry greeting" all right!
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Well, I may say that you are such pretty lady okey,anyway I will not talk much till you write me that you has confirm your WILLED money, Eliza then I will invite you here in Togo to testify in the ministry so that people will hear.
I and my wife divorced some years ago,rightnow I am only giving myself to almighty God that I served and he promised me that my wife is somewhere.
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I had to spell it out:
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That's CAVALRY greetings, you big lummox, like riding, you know? Hey, you ever been ridden bareback?
To be honest, I don't think you want to have me testify to your flock about how I, a simple photographic model in search of the big time, found Odin and the Gods of Asgard... and how I rescued two cute guys from their virginity. I don't think it's in tune with your holy book, is it?
So you give yourself to god... rrrrriiiiiggggghhhhhttttt. That's one image I don't want to have bouncing around in my head.
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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boingboing
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 44
Location: Switzerland
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:42 am |
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You should get him singing the Irish rover in time for St. Patricks, who of course redeemed all the Irish drunkards.
(Of course you will have to get your lad to paint his body green and video the result for you ) |
_________________ Usque ad mortem bibendum
"I am not a thief naturally likewise"
Donate today please |
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usm
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 41
Location: Ballydung Manor
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:11 pm |
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boingboing wrote: |
.......who of course redeemed all the Irish drunkards.
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I think you will find that this isn't accurate |
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boingboing
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 44
Location: Switzerland
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:17 pm |
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I thought somebody may spot that, but our lad isn't to know that he was a welshman who frightened all the snakes away from Ireland. (Yeah right...) |
_________________ Usque ad mortem bibendum
"I am not a thief naturally likewise"
Donate today please |
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usm
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 41
Location: Ballydung Manor
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:06 pm |
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Actually you might be very surprised about this
A lot of Irish missionaries and nuns invaded west Africa (we had to get rid of them somehow!) many years ago & a lot of the schools set up were by these. As a result I'm sure high on the curriculum might just have been St Patrick.....but on a whole I would imagine you'd be quite safe |
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boingboing
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 44
Location: Switzerland
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:28 pm |
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You learn something every day: my boss is Irish see if he knew that, Happy st, Pats and good luck against the Italians on sat. |
_________________ Usque ad mortem bibendum
"I am not a thief naturally likewise"
Donate today please |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:33 pm |
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I'll sit back and wait when your lad begs you to donate to his cause or church.
Sure, he quit as a scammer... only to become a beggar.
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_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:47 pm |
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Almost everyone knows that Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland, but not as many are aware that he is also the patron saint of Nigeria, a country that was evangelized primarily by Irish clergy. |
http://allsaintsbrookline.org/celtic/saints/patrick.html
Pity this Lad is mailing from Togo. |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
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Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:12 pm |
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This has gone weird, he has just informed me about the 10/40 countries.
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As a Christian work to save others. (1)There are between 12,000 to 24 000 separate people groups in the world. Out of which 17,000(about 2 billion) are unreached,)2,only 10% atend church in france and that comprises of old woman and kids,and only 15% own a bible.3) europe is essentially pagan with less than 5% of the population being christians.4) areas which stretches from north africa, south spain and south portugal to Japan many others 10-40 window country where demon worship and human sacrifices thrives. To learn more about 10-40 window country, search (google .com10-40 window ) |
I had a quick look, and i`m getting my tinfoil hat out for this one |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Yakuza
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Oct 2006
Posts: 358
Location: NEO TOKYO
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Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:11 am |
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10/40 window? its on wikipedia.
First time i learned something from a mugu. Give them hell Samspuds... give them hell... |
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