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Ziggyzap
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norwich
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:42 pm |
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I think all the running around for WU payment have taken the toll.
BROSS YOU ARE THE BIGESST FOOL AND IDIOT I HAVE EVER MET ON THIS PLANET EARTH.
MAY YOU DIE A DEAD BEFORE YOUR DEATH.
MAY YOUR SON IMPREGNAT YOUR DAUGHTER.
MAY YOU FROM TODAY CONTINUE TO KNASH YOUR TEETH IN PAIN AND STARVATION.
YOU WILL CONTINUE TO LIVE IN ABJECT POVERTTY IMMEDIATELY YOU READ THIS MAIL.
MAY FIRE BURN DOWN YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.YOU WERE BORN POOR AND WILL DIE POOOOOR.
MAY YOU FROM TODAY CONTINUE TO RECIEVE FAKE BLESSING AND FAKE $$.
iF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEG GO AND GIVE YOUR MOTHER BELLE EWU LIKE YOU.
REGARDS TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG.
GUY PASS GUY.from today any word that comes from u will go back to u
u wanted to guy me not knowing that i am a mafian.devil is watching u to kill |
_________________ grammar spelling? like I give a shit
MAY YOU DIE A DEAD BEFORE YOUR DEATH.
iF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEG GO AND GIVE YOUR
MOTHER BELLE EWU LIKE YOU
www.owenswinebar.co.nr |
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budanzig
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 267
Location: Flying low with a high velocity
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:44 pm |
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congrats Zig - that is the best threat/insult message i've seen yet. try not to die before your death though... |
_________________ Opie and Anthony - XM202/Sirius 197
Check out Jim Norton's new book - I Hate Your Guts |
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Ziggyzap
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norwich
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:49 pm |
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I will do my best!! Im quite proud its my first insult from a lad |
_________________ grammar spelling? like I give a shit
MAY YOU DIE A DEAD BEFORE YOUR DEATH.
iF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEG GO AND GIVE YOUR
MOTHER BELLE EWU LIKE YOU
www.owenswinebar.co.nr |
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BadKarma
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Mar 2006
Posts: 447
Location: Funland
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:52 pm |
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Ziggyzap wrote: |
BROSS YOU ARE THE BIGESST FOOL AND IDIOT I HAVE EVER MET ON THIS PLANET EARTH. |
I bet he is used to idiots in the planet Mugu.
You should send him a love letter. |
_________________ x30 total
x1 x8 x27
x86 webstores
George Annan (Accra - Benin City)
Dan (Accra - Lagos)
"HIS A BIG FRAUD. THE MESSAGE HE SENT TO ME IS A NIGERIA EANGLISH , I TRUST YOU SO MUCH AND I CAN GIVE YOU MY COMPANY PASSWORD TO CHECK THE MAIL HE SENT TO US."
"Just a thought. Maybe, you can get a well paid Mod job here." -Toomuchfun
Postwhores - gotta love 'em. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:54 pm |
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He is playing hard to get. Great siggy material there! |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:56 pm |
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Ziggyzap wrote: |
MAY YOU DIE A DEAD BEFORE YOUR DEATH. |
Well done! |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:07 pm |
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So how is the poverty he promised you?
I'm surprised the lad didn't throw in a little note at the end asking you to make sure you send the money as soon as possible. |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:09 pm |
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Beautiful rant!
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iF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEG GO AND GIVE YOUR MOTHER BELLE EWU LIKE YOU
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That has to be one of the most sigworthy lines I've seen for a while. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
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RichardIII
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:17 pm |
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You promptly replied that you are going to Western Union tonight and don't understand his rudeness, right? |
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Ziggyzap
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norwich
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:07 pm |
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^^^ No I will send a slap so hard his whole family will blead. |
_________________ grammar spelling? like I give a shit
MAY YOU DIE A DEAD BEFORE YOUR DEATH.
iF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEG GO AND GIVE YOUR
MOTHER BELLE EWU LIKE YOU
www.owenswinebar.co.nr
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ScamIAm
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 18
Location: Midnightbomberwhatbombsatmidnight
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:34 pm |
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Wow, I could feel his anger through my keyboard!
Good show!
Grimey |
_________________ ticktock, ticktock... |
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budanzig
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 267
Location: Flying low with a high velocity
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:39 pm |
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can we get a read of your slap zig? |
_________________ Opie and Anthony - XM202/Sirius 197
Check out Jim Norton's new book - I Hate Your Guts |
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Ziggyzap
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norwich
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:44 pm |
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Im still composing it. I dont know if I can post it here.
*Mods how rude can a post be?* |
_________________ grammar spelling? like I give a shit
MAY YOU DIE A DEAD BEFORE YOUR DEATH.
iF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEG GO AND GIVE YOUR
MOTHER BELLE EWU LIKE YOU
www.owenswinebar.co.nr |
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:51 pm |
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Lovely death threat! |
_________________ With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:59 pm |
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Oh man that was one of the best I've seen in a long time.
Thanks for the laugh. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
x12
*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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bombardier
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 2021
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:07 pm |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:25 pm |
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Ziggyzap wrote: |
Im still composing it. I dont know if I can post it here.
*Mods how rude can a post be?* |
As long as it's not racist, then I guess it's fine. If it contains sexually explicit items, you may want to put a NSFW warning. Other than that, fire away!
Nice deaths and curses. Send him a Western Union Customer Satisfaction Survey Form After all, if he wants to improve the customer service at WU, he needs to fill out the form. |
_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Posted:
Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:54 pm |
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Send your mugu an E-card, and tell him how much you love him.
Tell the mugu you got a letter from the WU office telling you they miss him.
Remember this is be kind to your mugu week |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:09 pm |
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Ziggyzap
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norwich
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:38 am |
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^^ I made coments on his mothers choice of bed partners ie. Goats and monkeys and other small mamals. I will post and leave it down to the mods.
NN, Just for you, a lovely bit of pussy |
_________________ grammar spelling? like I give a shit
MAY YOU DIE A DEAD BEFORE YOUR DEATH.
iF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEG GO AND GIVE YOUR
MOTHER BELLE EWU LIKE YOU
www.owenswinebar.co.nr |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Posted:
Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:25 pm |
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Well done Ziggy...classic Lad meltdown.
There is enough siggy material there to sell a couple to the less fortunate members. I'll buy the testicle reference since it matches up nicely with my "for Christ's sack" sig line. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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