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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:51 pm |
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Don't BEE stupid.
Oh wait Battery, I guess you were right. All the good ones were taken. We are now left with crappy puns that will probably get me banned from the site. |
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Christ  Ghana-Chad
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Omar Edo-Abeche
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Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles  x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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fashmo
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2006
Posts: 1693
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:25 pm |
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The bee who broke it's leg
Went to waspital |
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419weasel
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Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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BadKarma
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Mar 2006
Posts: 447
Location: Funland
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:41 pm |
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When I was a kid, I caught a bumblebee in a can and put it the freezer for a while.
Then I took some string, tied the other end around the bumblebee and the other end to a stick.
Then I took the poor bastard back to sunshine and kept it there until it woke up again.
I walked around the yard and showed my new pet to my friends.
Evil thing to do, but after I got bored with it I cut it free. |
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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:41 pm |
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aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh!!! 
On a serious note (since I have nothing to add to the deteriorating humour side), I had a friend who kept bees for years. The honey was delicious.
But he got stung many, many, many times over the years and became more sensitised to it as time went by. Eventually, his reactions were so severe he had to give up the bees 
So watch out. Is what I'm trying to say. I think. Hmmm. 
All I can think about is the BeeGees for some reason ... Yikes. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:50 pm |
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All I can think about is the BeeGees for some reason ... Yikes. |
Since they are on your mind...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1RUvW9ZVxKY
Good to see you around by the way!  |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2301
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:55 pm |
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BarneyGumble
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Mar 2007
Posts: 73
Location: Halfway between Moe's and the Duff Brewery
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:49 pm |
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Actually, I am very interested in the question posed in the OP, as with recent record oil prices, I'm keen on finding alternative sources of BP.
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I suppose you could always ferment the honey and make mead and then drink the mead. If there is any left over you could distill it and get the alcohol and then drink the alcohol. If there is any left over it could be put in your car instead of petrol.
Seems a lot of work just to get some petrol substitute but the mead and the alcohol have possibilities though. I wonder how it would compare to Duff?????? |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:07 pm |
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Wasn't she called "Bee" on one of those crappy sitcoms she "acted" on?
I certainly wouldn't want to keep that Bee. Unless, of course, it's outside in a wooden box and where I can blow smoke in her face to keep her away from me. |
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battery
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 930
Location: a wonderful yet shit place to live
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:55 am |
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Waaaahhaaaaaagggh haaaaa haaaaa ahaaaaaaa haaaaa! 
*cough* *splutter* *coffee all over keyboard*
Gaaaaaaahaaaa haaa haa!
If this goes on I'll need a new set of ribs.
The only think funnier than bees (and I think Gary Larson agrees) is cows. Does anyone here keep cows? |
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Enrico
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Joined: 16 Mar 2007
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I keep bee too! My Grandpapa has many bee. The honey is good buyt the price sometimes too mucho(?) |
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