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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:50 am |
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VP, you might get a call from looking for about getting a trunk out of Still in early stages. We've offered to go get it. |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:55 pm |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:48 am |
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Errr, which number is it- 447014219419 from OP, or the one in your sig? |
_________________ ( x8 ) This is fun!
please i want you to stop writting me,i beg you in the name of the lord Jesus christ. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:51 am |
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^^^^ Both the same |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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frankspencer970
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 85
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:34 am |
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Thanks VP for another amusing phonecall.
Keep up the good work.
Frank. |
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voodoo billy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 54
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:17 pm |
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I have asked the hitman from the "death threat" thread to call with the following -
"I will not be contacting you again. Call the number +447014219419
Use the following passcode, or I will not answer. If I am unavailable, speak the pass code so that I know that you have tried to contact me, and that you mean business. Remember, no call, no MCTN
The passcode is "I am cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!"
Good Luck"
Wonder if he will go for it?? |
_________________ ATTENTION YOU FOOLISH AND JOBLESS BASTARD - [email protected]
MAY YOU REMAIN LAZY AND RENT COLLECTOR THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE - as above
I WILL MAKE FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING I WILL GO TO OUT SHRINE TO
LEAN COURSE ON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY - as above |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:28 pm |
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3 calls so far today from Kwame for Mrs Evans??? He is from Ghana. I am a very confused disabled whoever...and while he waits only 30 seconds in between me getting 'ready' to go get you. He does have some patience though even after told him that He didn't like me cuz I waz disabled...still racked up some mins today abt 11 mins total
http://media.putfile.com/Kwame1
http://media.putfile.com/Kwami2
http://media.putfile.com/Kwame3 |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:34 pm |
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@gold Dalek
Alice Cooper called for you today and he has lots of good football lads for you to see. He really wants to get together but you seem to be ignoring him..Oh dear. He will keep calling till he gets you. I kept him on for 9 mins..so not too bad. dangle that carrot..and I will make sure he will get to talk to you (if I can find you that is )
http://media.putfile.com/AliceCooperFootballLads |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Tae
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 27 Apr 2004
Posts: 507
Location: Austria
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:00 pm |
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Mr. Kwame is mine. I'm trying to buy some gold from him, but I think we have some difficulties with our deal |
_________________ x3
"DO YOU LOVE ME?IF YES THEN CALL ME LETS MAKE LOVE ON THE PHONE." DR.CLIFFORD ANDERSON
Kill a bank a day! |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:27 pm |
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Well ole Kwame seems to be abit interested to put up with me on those 3 calls, so he is begging for abuse along the way or at least a safari to stretch his legs abit |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:39 am |
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Lad called Collins called for Mr. Roy this morning and is very abrupt and rude...before I could explain that it is my job to find out what he wants before I can disturb you, (who are very busy) he hung up the phone. I sure hope he is not a important person because he acts like a a total idiot and of course your calls are monitered for quality management reasons and you have heard the call yourself....Ohhh I bet your ready for some big time slapping!!!
http://media.putfile.com/Collins4MrRoy |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:37 am |
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Cheers for taking the call from I thought he had disappeared off the radar, but evidently he seems to be alive and well. |
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"Wank not Wanker..pls." - Clement Wank.
<---- because sometimes a rose just isn't enough- TS
x8
Get a shiny name here - Internet Fraud Centre |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:38 am |
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Sorry about that VPM. I've slapped him for his rude behaviour. And then I slapped him again for getting my name wrong. For God's sake, it's written in every bloody email I've sent to him. Stupid lad.
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Hello Sir,
I want to tell you that i called the phone number you gave to me bout it was a girl vice
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"Girl Vice or Vice girl"? Is there something you're not telling us VPM? |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:45 am |
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I NEVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MAN!!!!
Well a gal's gotta make a living |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:44 pm |
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I'm gonna be giving your number to a Mrs. and Barrister . I'm not sure which one will call though. If you see this before they call, try to make the call as unpleasant as you can so that the lad won't feel so strongly about using phone contact again. If you can pose as the administrative assistant to that would be perfect. Vance, lawyer by day and ladies man by night, is going to be assisting my victim's church in investigating a money transfer gone wrong. Unfortunately he's a little bit generous when it comes to his liquor consumption, and he's not exactly church material. But he gets the job done. Just some stuff you could use when you talk to the lad. |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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Ethian
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2006
Posts: 144
Location: The place i live in
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:36 pm |
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VP, can you tell mr Prince Bernard (or Justin Bernard as he'd like to be called) that he should tell me more about his deal? He's being extremely vague, so enjoy |
_________________ "1. Are you aware of any relative/relation whose last contact address was in the untied kingdom?" (Robert Rice)
"Know can fuck me twice ok,if you can send money them forget about it and don contact me again,because you all are the same thing." (Mr Renta)
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Bucky
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 231
Location: Knocking back a cold brew with my buddy, Charles Soludo
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:34 pm |
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VP, you came very close to owing me a new keyboard for the way you handled Kwame:
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"I don't do bondage and those sexual things." |
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I have never experience such humiliation that you have given me. I am very bitter with you. - Dr Luke Kw@me
Well, the moneygram payment officer as usual rained insult and abuses on me. - Dr. G0dwin 0boh
I think you are a madman who used people for a game. - Pilot J@ckson Jumbo |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:16 pm |
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Had a nice long chat with a Victor Harrison he wanted David or Davies or sumthin like that. he was on script for the first 5 mins..so I just let him go on with himself...when he FINALLY asked if I was there I explained that you were busy and i was here to take a message..so AGAIN the whole tirade script and finally he realized I was not YOU and I made him spell his name and got the phone number..well sort of. and you are supposed to call him tonight if you are not too drunk. Just when I thought I had a great recording the BASTARD RECORDER WAS OFF I forgot to reset it eariler..ahh well he burned up a few $$$ or ��� or whatever anyway.
And some French lad called he said he did not understand English, and then when I started asking him questions and talking quite fast (in English of course) he hung up on me after making what I can only explain as a frustrated grunt |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Sidney
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 22
Location: Sat in front of my computer
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Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:24 pm |
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Thanks for speaking to my business associate Dr P4tr1ck P1tt0n this afternoon, you thoroughly confused the crap out of him. Well done!
He's the director general of an Ivory Coast bank, dontcha know!
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I called you at about 12:15pm today and your secretary anwsered the call, I spoke to her and she didn't respond well, I repeated the call and thesame thing happened. |
Didn't respond well? I find that hard to believe!
Many thanks, I am going for the long term straight bait on this as it is my first proper bait and I want to gain his confidence completely before going in for the kill.
Many thanks. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:34 pm |
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@Sidney
Nothing happened, he had a shit connection I told him I could not hear him, gave him the couple 'Hello's' then promptly ignored him. If he cannot find a decent reception area to speak to me....then i am not straining my ears or wasting valuable 'Hello's on him
@Slightlyoutofit
Collins called and said that he has sent you a email and it will take you to his picture that he took for you. I told him that you would have a look and if it meets your requirements then you would get back to him (I played nice today cuz trophy's are awesome!) |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:43 pm |
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Charles Ag0g0 may be calling for L arrY P0st. He thinks you are my assistant in London. Tell him that Larry is a VERY busy man (Running an international investment firm is hard work) and he will get much better results through e-mail.
If you could drop in a line that I am in a remote village in Canada working on a gold import deal, that would be great!
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_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:46 pm |
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Alas.
His photography skills were plainly lacking. He's had to take them again.
He's likely to phone you again whining about the fact that I haven't paid him.
PM sent. |
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Sidney
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 22
Location: Sat in front of my computer
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Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:28 pm |
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vpmanchester wrote: |
@Sidney
Nothing happened, he had a shit connection I told him I could not hear him, gave him the couple 'Hello's' then promptly ignored him. If he cannot find a decent reception area to speak to me....then i am not straining my ears or wasting valuable 'Hello's on him |
Tut! Some people have absolutely no idea how much a high quality "Hello" costs nowadays! It's a sellers market and he has no right to demand any more than the perfunctory introductory one at the beginning of the conversation.
This man is the director general of a large bank, and as a consequence can afford to spend many happy hours chatting to you regarding the cost of aforementioned verbal commodities.
If you need to use any more "hello's" than neccesary, let me know and I will send payment by WUSecure, 100% risky free! |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:30 pm |
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VPM, it's possible that you may receive a telephone call from Linda Akeem on the same photograph modality.
This snakey cow is asking for money up-front (don't they all?), even though I've explained that it is not our policy.
This ladette has actually volunteered to telephone without any real coaxing from me. I'm actually hoping that this is a bonafide ladette and not a lad tranny - it is my ambition to deliver an authentic one to you.
Either way (lad or ladette) - feel free to deliver them a swift kick to the coozer. |
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marky5656
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 1
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Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:56 pm |
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VP, you might get a call from Prince from ghana, who is my new gay lover, (he will be looking for Danny) If you could just tell him im a bit busy shooting my new Gay porn movie (am in Cape Town now, if he asks)
cheers. |
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