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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:20 pm |
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I've got a lad who has told me he's in Lagos (his ip confirmed this). There is some cash available for him in Abuja. He doesn't want to go to Abuja because
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| Abuja which is 11 hour flight from my office location |
Either he's flying a Piper Cub into a headwind, or Nigeria is MUCH larger than we all thought! Or he could be lying, I suppose.... |
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The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:27 pm |
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Tell him that someone else has offered to act as courier and pick up the money to deliver it to him
See what he says to them chickens  |
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The False Italian
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Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:04 am |
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| Nigeria: it's bigger than you think! |
Every safaried mugu will confirm this. |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:08 am |
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| Abuja which is 11 hour flight from my office location |
Of course it is.... if you're a carrier pigeon |
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RichardIII
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:14 am |
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Lads are super cheap, maybe he flies by hot air balloon? Or possibly an Autogyro. |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:18 am |
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| Or he could be lying, I suppose.... |
Perish the thought |
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williamnorris
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Mar 2007
Posts: 125
Location: UK
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:25 pm |
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God, you guys...
Have you never seen a map of Africa before?
Mind you, the pilot would still have to be a bit of a dick. |
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Dolores
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 356
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:40 pm |
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williamnorris
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Mar 2007
Posts: 125
Location: UK
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:52 pm |
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DoloresOnTheDottedLine,
Your picture won't load - please could you put it on imageshack...? |
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Dolores
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 356
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:54 pm |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:35 pm |
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^^^^ Ha! That's probably it. Just like the old "Family Circus" cartoons in the newspaper, right?
My lad is promising to make the trip, though. Maybe he'll have a particularly attractive goat for a seatmate. |
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The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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x15 (RIP) x7 x1
Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:51 am |
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I just looked in Microsoft Flight Sim.
In a Beechcraft Baron the estimated flight time is 1 hour 24 minutes. |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:21 pm |
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I think his real problem is that he once flew from Lagos to Abuja and when he got there his arms were really tired. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:08 pm |
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^^^ blast, beat me to it |
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Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2301
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:20 pm |
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Reminds me of the Ron White standup (I think it was on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour) where he's talking about flying, and how the plane was so slow, they were "passed by a kite". |
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