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H8DABS
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Posts: 62
Location: Here, where else!
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:40 am |
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Hasn't been a good week! First, she made me a doctors appointment without telling me! Second, she lied and said it was for her (turned out to be a refill consult), but she got me there! Third, it was a FULL exam! Yes, Dr. Proctor, Ben Dover, etc. Thats not something you spring on a man. It takes preparation! Appointment over and I go home and curl up fetal like for a few hours. Today the call comes and well I guess its good news. Cholesterols up, blood pressures up (you think). Come in for a script for some pills and a consult with the dietician. Was that the end of it? Not on your life! For dinner I got somthing called tofu, a couple of carrot sticks, and a bottle of girly water! She's also turned the grand kids against me. Their watching the refrigerator! Grandpa can't go near it!
Any of you guys want her??? Serious right now. By morning will probably change my mind, so HURRY! |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:20 am |
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Sure, as long as she can cook, I'll give you $20 for her.
You accept WU, right? |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:02 am |
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<br>You're just annoyed because you didn't have your clean shreddies on, right?  |
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spot
Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:23 am |
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Try craigslist ....you'll get loads of offers  |
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Miss Behaving
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Down the bookies
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:40 am |
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| Today the call comes and well I guess its good news. Cholesterols up, blood pressures up (you think). Come in for a script for some pills and a consult with the dietician. |
Could be worse, my driving instructor got so skilled at sneaking out food that his wife hid the bread in the washing machine
Seriously do not eat unflavoured tofu. It's minging. Eat the stuff that's been properly flavoured with tomatoes or something strong, then have it in a stir-fry with black bean sauce. |
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Radden
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Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1267
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:11 pm |
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| I got somthing called tofu |
Yum! I love tofu, I'll buy her . |
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Master Shake
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Oct 2006
Posts: 63
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:41 pm |
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Does she like sex? If so, I'll trade ya mine. |
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cahuna
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Dec 2006
Posts: 50
Location: Gone Fishing
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:52 pm |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:01 pm |
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^^^ my, how things have changed in 50 years. Now, it's the opposite. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:05 pm |
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You should be taken out back and shot for posting that link 
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:06 pm |
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Agreed! 
Master of the house, my ass! |
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Master Shake
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Oct 2006
Posts: 63
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:07 pm |
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"Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him."
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:09 pm |
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awwww....the good old days....boy am I glad that I am living now. I wouldn�t wanna live with a woman like that  |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:14 pm |
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^^^ for once I have to agree with him. Would annoy me no end and when she wouldn't annoy me anymore I'd die of boredom. |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:16 pm |
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now THAT scares me....lol |
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I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
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Radden
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Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1267
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:16 pm |
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Think i'll save that image .. Just to badger lotta with it.. |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:18 pm |
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^^^ you know there is a small line between BADgering lotta and getting kicked in the nuts by lotta 20 times.... |
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I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:19 pm |
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| now THAT scares me....lol |
That's was a one off, punk...no need to get all itchy!
And H8, keep that wife, she doesn't want you to die young...they don't make them like that anymore. |
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:25 pm |
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| ... she doesn't want you to die young... |
what does it matter how she wants you dead? 
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:25 pm |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:29 pm |
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If he does, tell him that 20 goes into 40 a lot better than 40 goes into 20 |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:31 pm |
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Did you spot the kids rifling through Mom's handbag looking to steal her valiums in that pic? |
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H8DABS
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Posts: 62
Location: Here, where else!
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:45 pm |
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@ cahuna - Sorry, not that BRAVE. Gave a thought to
keeping the link for all of 2 seconds, then realized she's
a lot better at this computer biz. She'd come across it
sooner or later. I'll just stick to sulking, she gets tired
of it and gives in. Well, about 10% of the time. Since
she done told the Grand kids about whats good for
Grandpa to eat, think I ask them why she lets them eat
the bad stuff. See how she handles that when they ask
her. Yea, I know I won't like it. |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:22 am |
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Sounds like she baited you pretty good... did she get a trophy pic??? |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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