Author |
Message |
Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
|
Posted:
Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:27 pm |
|
Interviewed Bill Gates personally for a magazine article, before he was super-famous (though he was still richer than me). He seemed pleasant but a bit unfocused (maybe it was a double, or he had more important things on his mind).
Was threatened on a Sunday lunchtime in a London pub by boxer John Conteh, who was p*ssed as a parrot at the time, and was rescued by one of his bodyguards. Conteh seemed to think I was one of a group of people who had allegedly swindled him over a night-club investment ("Dose rhats took me muny"). |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
|
|
|
WebWitch
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Posts: 20
Location: Raxicricofalapatorius
|
Posted:
Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:40 pm |
|
Fish is a top bloke, when he performs now he knows most of the audience by name - not 'cos they are small...just because he's brilliant with his fans. |
_________________ Warning: Spelling errors in this message are the product of a poor skewll sistem. Pay teachures more than pollyticians. |
|
|
|
Zen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Aug 2004
Posts: 5396
Location: Location: Location
|
Posted:
Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:29 pm |
|
Software I designed controlled most European satellites a few years back
I've met 15-20 MPs, including half a dozen cabinet ministers, and had a meal with half of them
Rowed (as forward starboard Zygite) on the Thames in a Greek trireme clicky
Been on TV 3 times (quiz show contestant, Time Team trencher, politics news item)
Managed an election campaign which white-washed our opponents and took control of the Council (by one seat!)
Went to school with Sebastian Coe (and fell out over a girl)
Scored 120% in a university maths exam
Met Liz Phair (actually, this really should be #1 on my list - she's a bit gorgeous, and those lyrics...) |
_________________ Dr Bruno Assan writes "U have done it again!"
x4 x380 fake banks (AA419.org) x65 x21 (HMS Belfast, Canvey Island, Vigo, Hamburg, Vienna, Salzburg, Linz)
Remember: 1) Bait safely 2) Protect innocent third parties 3) Ask before using others' work 4) Don't do more work than the lads
Warned you're writing to a scammer? Just say "Thanks, I'm a baiter" (ScamWarners.com)
419eater FAQ/rules: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=137846
"Tell me what you want to do
And I can make it up for you
And lie" Ticket to Lie, by Texas |
|
|
|
BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
|
Posted:
Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:40 pm |
|
Zen- Time Team is one of my all time favorite shows!!! It is entirely too bad it is no longer on the air in the States.
Bruin |
|
|
|
|
angusmactavish
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
Posts: 252
Location: Oglethorpe's colony Atlantic (GMT-5)
|
Posted:
Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:13 am |
|
My dad had a cousin that was a semi-famous songwriter. His biggest "hit" was recorded by over 20 people/groups (according to BMI), including Hank Williams Sr., Joan Baez, The Grateful Dead and Kinky Friedman. I'll bet no other songwriter can claim that combination!
Ok, I got nothing. |
_________________ U BE MAGA U ARE VERY WICKED I MUST TELL AND STUPID - Charles Blaise
Listen, my contact with you in this transaction does not warrant you to insult my personality for any reason. - Godwin Luis
x18 |
|
|
|
music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
|
Posted:
Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:15 am |
|
4 appearances on University challenge ( when Bamber was still the guvnor)
Got hit over the head with a pipe wrench by Brian Travers the sax player out of UB40 . Mind you we were workmates and we were f*cking around on site. |
_________________ x2 x2 x104 x213 x4 x20 x4 x2 x1 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x13
You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
|
|
|
|
Logar
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
Location: At home, waiting to be arrested
|
Posted:
Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:42 pm |
|
Worked on a multinational team that was trying to develop a air-portable radar system that would detect and plot landmines, (a scourge who's victims are 90 percent innocent civilians, of which 1/3 are children). We were going to field test it in the Balkans and Cambodia. Alas, the system did not work very well (30 percent accuracy), and was scrapped.
I have met a few famous people over time. Had a chance to chat for a few minutes with Ken Livingstone at an anti-war rally (Falklands War). Met Telly Savalas when he was in the UK to do an episode of "Tales of the Unexpected". Had a pint with broadcaster Ted Ellis at his local in Norfolk. When working in the US, ended up working with a fellow who turned out to be a serial killer - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Lee_Yates |
_________________ "I also called the number on the recept and its not a moneygram . its a mugu man number." -Angela
"Your mother is a mad pussycat and your father is ordinary skeleton" -Jerome
"if you want to do something do as manure man ok." - William
Kills: x2 x2 x3
Click here to support 419Eater.com
x142 |
|
|
|
419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
|
Posted:
Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:47 pm |
|
|
|
|
Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
|
Posted:
Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:15 pm |
|
I've met Bill Clinton several times -- a photo of me talking to him - and my child looking at the camera appeared in a newspaper - and his photographer sent me a copy of the photo to keep. When I was 8, I told Clinton to dig his underwear out of his ass - while he was giving a speech.
I have done some work that has been published. I also am presenting at a major conference really soon. I will speak for an hour on a stage with I have no idea how many people. It's going to be a huge event.....
But - due to what my specific claim to fame is - - I can't reveal more here.
ETA - just thought of some more - one of my good friends was on Jeopardy and won more than 5 times - has been also to some of the special shows for Jeopardy winners.
My dad's first cousin was a major league baseball player
And I have some very famous friends. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
x12
*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
|
|
|
|
|
|
View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum
|
|