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Ibinnavolldepp
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Jan 2006
Posts: 249
Location: R�bennasenhausen
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:34 pm |
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My lad wanted to know my "full names" and my "adress".
I answered:
Full names: Read Below
Contact Adress: Read Below
(Because there's my name, adress and "company slogan" at the end of every email.
Today I got the following email:
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| My beloved Read below |
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"You are the most USELESS FELLOW i have every met in my life." - Dr. Edwin Abba
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"YOU REALLY MADE A FOOL OF ME AND MY PROMOTERS, YOU
HAVE MADE ME TO SPEND THE KIND OF MONEY I NEVER BAGAIN
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:38 pm |
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That made me laugh pretty hard. Good response. |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:40 pm |
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Meow
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 43
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:40 pm |
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Laughing out loud at work aggain, I must stop this. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:49 pm |
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I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! |
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Ogotai
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Mar 2007
Posts: 23
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:30 pm |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:51 pm |
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Please use and abuse this lad...hard! |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:23 pm |
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Great job there Read. Say hello to Mrs. Below. |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:00 pm |
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What is really going to be funny will be when the stupid mugu uses the name "Read Below" in a future scam letter.
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:06 pm |
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<br>Nice one
You'll have to introduce him to your barrister Mr As Above and his secretary Ditto. |
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Brad Bateman
Phone lad undertaker
Joined: 25 Dec 2005
Posts: 899
Location: Far from Horsetruckinfailure
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Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:25 pm |
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Dear Friend
This may come as surprise to you i am Professor Colonel Read Below* President of Read Below International Limted and i have....
..... for more informations you can read below and please to contacting our email which can be read below immediate.
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