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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:25 pm |
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@GoldDalek
I think this one is for you Alice Uba (I could not understand his first name..so I called him Alice, seems he does not like to be called girls names...ain't bovvered mate ) anywho he was prattling on about footbal clubs and he wants you to call him:
http://media.putfile.com/alice-UBA-football-chick
And this is the lad that called whilst putfile was down:
http://media.putfile.com/ladCantSpeakProper so if your lad says he spoke to someone unhelpful..then this one could be yours |
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Bucky
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 231
Location: Knocking back a cold brew with my buddy, Charles Soludo
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Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:00 pm |
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@VP...
It's our lucky day! I have won the US lottery!!! Strangely, though, Mr. in Nigeria is the one sending me my winnings?!? He complained that he got my wife [you] on the phone. I told him you're very excited about our good fortune and would be happy to talk to him again. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:18 pm |
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LOL..ahhh yes...I will post this convo probably tomorrow putfile seems to be down now..again. You did not tell me about this winning the lottery...hiding funds from me..I told him I want half because I want a divorce and get your money. Did he tell you he opened his BIG MOUTH and told me a secret!! Now you must pay...and if ur in trouble..i think you should pass your agony onto Royboi
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KatieBuckeye
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Oct 2005
Posts: 91
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:04 am |
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OMG, I can't think of the last time I laughed this hard.
"Speak up ma'am, I can't hear you"
Is that "Miss or Mrs.?"
"He says he doesn't know a lady named Alice".
vpmanchester, you are a treasure! |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:00 am |
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I do find calling them girls names very funny it really thows them off the track...and hopefully under the train at some stage |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:39 pm |
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Roy the lottery lad has called a couple times..seems he really wants to speak to you..I told him to send the check to me as I am mad at you and will not pass messages on Oh dear I guess you will have to dangle that carrot and make him drool
Call from a Mr Williams (I think) want to talk about a business transaction...No it is not the Cocaine..I did ask but he said no he did not have any. I asked what his interest rates were cuz I want a loan..which he wanted me to email him.. told him I do not do email. Then he said something about WU so I said you mean you will send me 150K thru WU..no I was wrong again I also told him I am not your secratary and will not take messages..burned a few precious mins up on his end.
http://putstuff.putfile.com/55200/1233087 |
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Bucky
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 231
Location: Knocking back a cold brew with my buddy, Charles Soludo
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:44 pm |
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Thanks VP!!!
Roy the lottery guy is starting to think I am "fooling" with him. I told him to stop calling and send ME the money because I think you are trying to steal it from me. |
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I have never experience such humiliation that you have given me. I am very bitter with you. - Dr Luke Kw@me
Well, the moneygram payment officer as usual rained insult and abuses on me. - Dr. G0dwin 0boh
I think you are a madman who used people for a game. - Pilot J@ckson Jumbo |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:58 pm |
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Thats me...stealing all your hard earned money and buying shoes |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:23 am |
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Here is a Victor Harrison?? for David???
This super thicko lad has absolutly no idea how to leave a simple message or make an appointment to speak with you...after 6+ minutes he FINALLY made an appointment. Lets hope he calls late or not at all...great slapping time then. Although I reckon he needs slapping now for asking your secratary such personal questions and trying to get my email addy (to send me goat porn I belive ) I am a marrried lady and do not flirt with the clients! How insulting
http://media.putfile.com/victor-harrison4david |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:39 am |
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vpmanchester wrote: |
@GoldDalek
I think this one is for you Alice Uba (I could not understand his first name..so I called him Alice, seems he does not like to be called girls names...ain't bovvered mate ) anywho he was prattling on about footbal clubs and he wants you to call him:
http://media.putfile.com/alice-UBA-football-chick
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Didn't see this earlier. Cheers vp. Time to tell Alex the FA need some forms filling out (which they really do!! ) |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:06 pm |
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Ivanna, Michael has called again. I gave him abit of grief finding out who he was..I was your sis Shelly this time. He was really happy when I told him that you won 2,500 last night at bingo...but I told him you were out spending it He knows you have a passion for younger men..and says he is very good looking ...or sumfin like that
http://media.putfile.com/4IvannafrmMichael |
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wowreally
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Mar 2006
Posts: 21
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:06 pm |
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I must say VP, no matter what mood i am in, the first thing I do on the forum is listen to your latest conversations and it invariably makes me laugh and puts a smile on my face for the next few hours. Your laugh is really infectious, you should do it more often.
I really like the frustration you bring out in your conversations, you can hear it in their voices. You have brought a new and welcome 'modality' to the forum. Keep up the good work.
A fan.
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:22 pm |
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I love to contradict myself as much as possible, and then the lads do the rest. Either they get really pissed off with me and no longer want to phone 'you' (verifies your existance..and possible need for secrecy) or I get them off thier guard and when they laugh you know they are comfortable that this is real even if they do not get to speak to 'you' (still validats you exist). I try to take it as far as I can especially when I have had a drink or too |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:49 pm |
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I've been pimping your number like crazy today VPM, so you might get a phone call or two for R0nJeremy.
I'm trying for photographs so I've relegated you to my secretary. Sorry 'bout that.
edit. I better PM you the letter I've been sending out. |
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AnotherOne
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 3
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:49 pm |
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vpmanchester wrote: |
Here is a Victor Harrison?? for David???
This super thicko lad has absolutly no idea how to leave a simple message or make an appointment to speak with you...after 6+ minutes he FINALLY made an appointment. Lets hope he calls late or not at all...great slapping time then. Although I reckon he needs slapping now for asking your secratary such personal questions and trying to get my email addy (to send me goat porn I belive ) I am a marrried lady and do not flirt with the clients! How insulting
http://media.putfile.com/victor-harrison4david |
sorry VP I didn't informed you on time , I assume this this mugu was looking for me. Great job though, and be sure I will slap him good for having tried to reach your underpants...
"PLEASE I CALLED YOU JUST NOW BUT A WOMAN PICK THE PHONE UP BUT I COULD NOT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE WAS TELLING ME, BUT I TOLD HER THAT I WILL CALL BACK BY 2 O'CLOCK AFTERNOON TIME TODAY, " |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:13 pm |
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and of course he missed his appointment with you. Now he has wasted your time and you do not like timewasters smack him abit |
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AnotherOne
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 3
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:55 pm |
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no prob VP, thanks for the advice. You may be contact by another 100% honest businessman named J0nh K0f1, will you mind being as rude as possible with him? thanks |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:14 pm |
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John Kofi has called a couple times and wants you to call him, I have been your secratary and not too bad to him yet. He keeps saying that you need to call him..rather boring lad..I will have to get creative with him.
Maclean or something like that from the REP of China has phoned a few times..saying something about you need to make a payment, a client has made a payment, there are allot of FRAUDSTARS around...of which I said you mean POPSTARS? he said yes ..well........... leave that for the tabloids. I told him it takes at least 3 days for funds to clear his bank account, he said he has given you his banking details |
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Dolores
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 356
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Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:51 am |
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Your conversations with Mr. Johnson have caused quite a lot of trouble for our transaction!
I demanded a hand-written apology for the Elizabeth/Eliza mixup and for his so rudely hanging up on you. Only one page, so it should have been easy. He tried to squirm out of it by being humble and sad and then suggesting to "forgive and forget," but I wouldn't have that.
So, his next tactic was to bluff and tell me to email his barrister and the bank holding the funds that I would not be the beneficiary after all. He would EASILY find someone else to do it! So I did, including in the messages the fact that it was HIM calling off the deal. Of course he wasn't expecting THAT, and he immediately went into desperate panicky beg-and-plead mode for me to reconsider. I said I would only if he wrote the apology. He still wouldn't. His barrister and the bank both wrote to say that ending the deal meant I had to pay to get the documents changed to someone else. I told them that Mr. Johnson would pay, as it was his fault. Gabe wrote to say he's broke and jobless and can't pay it (despite the fact that he worked AT THE BANK just a few days prior ). I told him to shove it.
Eventually he wrote again to try to get me back in on the deal. I said not without the apology. He finally twigged for real. Today another lad (actually me) is taunting him for being such a small boi, because Najimi is such an EASY maga to get money from, in fact she'd sent $10k just last week, and he must be a COMPLETE mugu if he can't get money from her.
I'd let him drop, but he's my first lad ever and I'm rather attached. I guess I coulda backed off on the apology, but seriously, it would have been SO EASY for him to do it that there's really no excuse for him not to.
Can't wait to see what he has to say to the "other lad." |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:42 am |
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Usally they just come back as another person if they think there is money there..or just lay low and hope you forget. Then comeback telling you that he was in Hospital very ill..yadda..yadda. So you will forget the letter and just send him money I have had some that I sent one of the looong forms to (charity bait) and it was like 3 weeks later when he reutrned it. Had to get help and still could not answer the questions right LOL, then I think Rumbero turned him into a drug smuggler/dealer ready for a safari type |
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frankspencer970
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 85
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:15 pm |
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VP,
Our old friend Pastor James Stcokwin may call you.
He's after the remaining digits of his mctn number.
He will be asking to speak to Amanda Huggankiz. (Old but funny all the same)
and the passphrase this time is:
" EYE EYE CAPTAIN BIRDS EYE"
Once again thanks for the excellent service.
Frank. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:30 pm |
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LOL, no not yet.
Weekends are abit hectic at times but the only call in the last couple days has been for David ... some idiot i keep pissing around and he seems to like the abuse as he has called several times a day. Once about 3 mins after I told him David was not 'in' at the moment..so I just asked him if he was stupid or what cuz he had just called a min ago. Well lads do not like it when you ASK them that question as when I TELL him he is stupid I do not get as much flak from him , just a lad observation |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:21 pm |
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I just listened to "Alice the football chick" and almost got coffee all over the keyboard. "It's MISTER. MISTER, MISTER, MISTER!!!" "Yes, ma'am."
Priceless! He must think you're the most dense person on the planet.
And you're so good at keeping a straight face, so to speak. You're a great actress, ya know? What a service for Eater! |
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Sidney
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 22
Location: Sat in front of my computer
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:27 pm |
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Hiya VP, if you get a call from Su55y 0wens in the Ivory Coast could you be my secretary please. It's still pretty early in the bait so I doubt very much you will get more than a test ring but you never know. Plus I am pretty sure that this person is male which makes it even more unlikely.
Please let me know if this happens.
I'm sure she won't mind the cost of a long abusive call as she is the heiress to $3.5m.
It's great having a new pet, I am even tempted to get a basket with a blanket in the kitchen for her. And a collar.
Edited to add; my baiting name is Rub5n V0n Be4verh0usen |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:48 pm |
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@PUG
It is really really hard too keep a straight face at times, especially if my hubby is near me making faces..I try to go into the mode of being as antagonizing as poss. and conflicting which they never notice.
@sidney
I am not usally to evil on thier first call, unless they are to F'in ignorant to string a sentance then of course..they get slapped and owe me an apology The inital calls are just the 'testing' faze and some are happy with that..others sadly want to bond and think I am somehow there to help them by delivering thier msg's and checking emails these are fun when they let me wind em up and set them free all at thier expense! |
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