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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:18 pm |
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I don't know whether my inbox is cursed or blessed, but I really get some weird mails arriving in there. I thought I'd better at least make sure I had a live person at the end of this charming offer.
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Dear friend
it is a plesure to me writing to you in time like how is life ,hope all is well
my name is bxxxx xxxx i was born in london but my father is from togo and my mother is from london i am the only son in our family, my father and mother now live in togo, lome the capital city of togo the name of my father is chuks and the name of my mother is matter (clearly pimping demands formal introductions, but what is 'matter' - stuff you get on the bottom of your shoe ?, or short for doesn't matter ?),but now am into business into exporting and importing of goods. but now i have a business for you, i have preety girls that can driver men crazy. i want to send them to you for business. what you will do is to send them to men for money use them for sex work. you can use for them for blue firms, they are ready now. but every year the money you get from the business we will share it into three you will have 70% and i wil have 10%and the girls will have 20%. if you are ready for business just email me at my pravite mail, [email protected] , thanks i hope to hear from you soon
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After my lads offering to export fish from Nigeria by speedboat got no response I thought I had better check that this one was live, so I mailed out and got this reply.
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Dear Xxxxx Xxxxx
i really appreciate your last email to me. i wil start by telling you about the business. the business is all about sending beautiful girls abroad for an important business, you can use can them for your sexual pleasure, they can be working in hotels and you can even use them to make money, i have been in this game for 7yrs,and it paying off, if you want to make more with this girls you can use them for ponographic movies,
the requirement are
(1) send your picture for identification,
(2) cantact adderss
(3 your conutry name
if you want to knows more about the girls health you can e-mail my doctor [email protected],
thanks xxxxx xxxxx, hope to hear from you |
With this mail I got about seven photos from websites, lingerie catalogues and the internet which I won't post as they have nothing to do with him.
I plan to make this as awkward as I can, catching him at an unexpected angle by demanding that my high class clients demand girls with pedigree and education, skilled in poetry and classical harpsichord, with questionnaires on social skills and etiquette.
I fancy he'll outrun me to the sewer if I encourage him, so catching him with an about turn will bamboozle him nicely. Of course I can also test out his homophobia whilst I am at it.
If anyone else fancies a mass bait on this mugu miscreant I'll post his addy and that of his doctors for you all to play with. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:44 pm |
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Porno Bait I'm in, please post his addy mate. This calls for much research |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Ziggyzap
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norwich
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:52 pm |
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share the wealth!! I'm sure he's man enough to round |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:52 pm |
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I knew I had to
the guys name is - xxxxxxxxxxx [/mask]
His addy is
and his Doctor's addy is
I can see that he e-mailed a lot of people - so he won't notice anyone jumping on without an invite.
Edit - masking not effective |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
Last edited by GomerPyle on Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:07 pm; edited 3 times in total |
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Ziggyzap
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norwich
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:55 pm |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:00 pm |
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Nice one mate |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
x23 |
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Ziggyzap
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norwich
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:04 pm |
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I LOVE this lad he is now my bitch. He just loves to please. |
_________________ grammar spelling? like I give a shit
MAY YOU DIE A DEAD BEFORE YOUR DEATH.
iF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEG GO AND GIVE YOUR
MOTHER BELLE EWU LIKE YOU
www.owenswinebar.co.nr |
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:54 pm |
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Oh the number of Deuce Bigalow references I shall fit into this one .
He thinks it's going bad, wait till he replies to , female male madam of the "Fook em and Pay em" agency.
(Actually, female male madam sounds like a good title...) |
_________________ "SETAN WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO HEIL"- barrister richard knowles, my first ever bait! (And a suspected Nazi by the looks of it)
"DR RALPH IS A DOCTER YOU CAN RELY ON I NEVER FAILED IN MY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS " - Dr. Ralph MD, esteemed doctor, purveyor of prostitutes est. 1977
- Feeling any better? -yes thank you, how kind! x5 |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:17 am |
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Oooo, he IS live.
I'm thinking of asking if he sells girls for meat. Think that's going too far?
Sigh. I'm just not creative enough, and when I *do* get creative, it's generally scary like this. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:56 am |
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@IP - one thing I tried, but never carried through was to act as a transplant surgeon. Tell them your occupation and you then ask physical details not related to what the girls are intended for but those that would only be required for transplantation - blood group - do they have 20-20 vision - do they drink - what diseases have they had and so on. Make up a form, including a consent form to offer body parts for medical science.
See how far you can push it before you make him worried, though this guy probably wouldn't bat an eyelid. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Ziggyzap
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norwich
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Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:11 am |
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This lad is great, I got my first trophy from him a few days ago.
He thinks I run a BDSM website things are looking good!! |
_________________ grammar spelling? like I give a shit
MAY YOU DIE A DEAD BEFORE YOUR DEATH.
iF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEG GO AND GIVE YOUR
MOTHER BELLE EWU LIKE YOU
www.owenswinebar.co.nr |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:03 am |
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Ok, I sent him this:
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I will send you my contact information, IF you agree to my terms. I have a rather unique need here. My clients hare rather... unusual tastes, and I must procure what they require via very unconventional means.
For I represent an unusual restaurant. You have never heard of it. You WILL never hear of it.
At the moment, I need to acquire some females for an upcoming party. I will pay $25,000 each, $5000 up front, the rest upon delivery. See attached picture for a better idea of what I am speaking of. It is from a rather quait Japanese artist, Waita Uziga, and describes in picture form what I will not be putting into words.
Are you in, or are you out? Let me know.
-baiter
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(and I attached a certain picture from uziga that I will not be linking publicly because it is horrible awful and wrong)
And I got this today:
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Dear baiter
i am in i ag
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....I think i broke him! |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Posted:
Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:56 am |
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I think that's a yes.
(Imagine the luck, finding a lad with no conscience so easily.) |
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Mr Ben
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Feb 2007
Posts: 13
Location: UK
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:47 am |
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This lad is my first, and you are right, he bites quickly. I got my first trophy easily, albeit not the one I asked for. Now awaiting my second one (with a bit of luck). |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:04 am |
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This guy sounds just like my type...
I am already baiting a couple of 'people traffickers' he would fit nicely into teh mix if I can have his addy... |
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:34 pm |
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DEAR RACHEL
THIS IS FROM THE DESK OF DR RALPH, THE MEDICAL DIRECTOROF RALHP MEDICAL CENTRE
I GOT YOUR EMAIL, YOU SHOULD NOT AFRAID OF THE GIRLS HEALTH BECAUSE FIFTEEN THAT LELT FOR HOLLAND LAST TWO MONTH ARE ALL DOING FINE. MR DONALD DOUGLAS A GOOD CLIENT OF MINE CAN ATTEST OF THAT, HE IS IS A HOLLAND BASED BUSINESS MAN. THE MAN JUST EMAIL AND THANKED ME FOR A JOB WELL DONE. TN THE NEXT THREE WEEKS ONE OF OUR GIRLS WILL BE LEAVING FOR THE U.S.A TO WORK FOR ONE SIMON. THE GIRLS ARE IN GOOD HEALTH AND READY FOR ACTION, THEY ARE FREE FROM SYISHILIS, GONORRHEA, CANCHROID AND HIV AND AIDS. DR RALPH IS A DOCTER YOU CAN RELY ON I NEVER FAILED IN MY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS
THANKS RALPH |
Jesus, Mary and bloody Joseph this lads a git. I specifically asked for each girls picture, experience profile and the certificate of Sexual Services required by law in the USA. Oh well, I guess he'll have to get a slap. Damn . |
_________________ "SETAN WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO HEIL"- barrister richard knowles, my first ever bait! (And a suspected Nazi by the looks of it)
"DR RALPH IS A DOCTER YOU CAN RELY ON I NEVER FAILED IN MY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS " - Dr. Ralph MD, esteemed doctor, purveyor of prostitutes est. 1977
- Feeling any better? -yes thank you, how kind! x5 |
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:51 pm |
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Can you PM me this guy's address? I've just kicked off a bait and my ruse would fit perfectly with this guy I think. |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:41 am |
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HAHAHA my requirements of "females for meat" did NOT kill the bait! He's STILL going!
Awesome.
Oddly enough, I think he might actually be concerned about what's going to happen to the fake girls. Weird. |
_________________ ( x8 ) This is fun!
please i want you to stop writting me,i beg you in the name of the lord Jesus christ. |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:15 pm |
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^^I'm very curious to see how that one goes. Please post if you get anything good. |
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romuld
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 14
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:02 pm |
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can you pm me his address aswell. This one sounds fun.
cheers |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:06 am |
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He passed me off to 4gun43d0@yahoo. Anyone else get him?
The guy is a slow responder, but I've kept hammering them both for meat, playing it as serious as I can. I sort of expect some level of incredulity here, even for a bait this is probably pushing it.
Still, worth a shot. |
_________________ ( x8 ) This is fun!
please i want you to stop writting me,i beg you in the name of the lord Jesus christ. |
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nohope
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 13
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:33 am |
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should see if you can get the speed boat guy to pick up some cuban cigars while he on the way. |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:24 am |
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I am asking him to sell girls for meat.
If this even WORKS, it has used up all the points I have for wackiness without any irrelevant crap! |
_________________ ( x8 ) This is fun!
please i want you to stop writting me,i beg you in the name of the lord Jesus christ. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:48 am |
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What's 'CANCHROID'? I've never heard of it....should I be getting myself checked....? |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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