Togo 2 Ivory Coast - Lad comes back for more punishment

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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:00 am

I hope the food doesn't give you the shits.....

That could be a really shitty day for you - and you wouldn't be able to travel very far.......

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:31 am

I just read this whole thread at once. Very good stuff you guys have going. I can't wait to see what this turns into.

I was thinking that maybe you should continue to push for scans of those receipts and stuff. I was a bit dissapointed not to see them.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

No worries about tainted food. Dr. Fakey says they aren't eating now to save money. He hasn't written to me today, so I will drop him a note later.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ No emails from them here either, so I sent him an update, they are probably expecting me at the airport this morning, sadly not:

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Dear Dr Axxxx Bxxx,

Thank you for your email.

I am presently still in , the car should be fixed within the next few hours, the mechanic had to travel a long way to get the new spart part to repair the engine, he has just this minute returned, and will set to work on the repairs immediately.

I will email you later on with an update on how the repairs are coming along, but for now, I am going to have a nice swim in the hotel pool to cool off, the weather is very hot, thank god for swimming pools, I will then retire to the bar/restaurant for some fine food and drinks, I hope they have plenty of stilton cheese left, as my good friends always say, some stilton a day, helps you work rest and play.

Regards,

Cxxxxx Mxxxxx.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

^^^ Let's see how he feels about my sympathy for you.

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Dear Brother,

I will think about your explanation of the other name.

Meanwhile, Mr. Mxxx is having a truly terrible time with the car, and his trip has been miserable. The roads and the awful food have also been hard on him. He must be lonely and tired. But he will carry on in spite of his difficulties so he can reach you and your friend.

Did you scan your receipts yet so he can reimburse you? How much have you spent so far on your journey?

Until I hear from you, I will hope that you are safe from the rebels.

Blessings,

BSW

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Laddy has replied to me, he's a bit pissed off and is heading home now Laughing

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Subject: I WISH YOU GOODLUCK.

Dear Cxxxxx Mxxxxx,

Thank you for all your efforts and the Insults you gave me.I trust my self and never bastard as you may think. (well, that's grattitude for you, he is definitely not getting his money now Laughing

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I so much believe God in every thing and not human.This is the second time you sent this kind of mail to me but my God will pay you back.Even if you think that you have money,you can never have the world.Anyway,I have overwaited for you and I am trying to find my way back to Abidjan and from their I will go back to Lome Togo.

So you can do the money any how you want.For I am leaving before all this things.You gave me a line to be calling and up till now,I can not reach you through the line you gave me.All my friends that I gave my line has been calling through the line and you keep on telling me that my line is not through,its lie please.I do things with real Men and not liers because I hate liers.You can enjoy your self here in earth but what about HEAVEN? Thanks.

Dr Axxxx Bxxx.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:33 pm

Nothing can be more frustrating than just being stranded like that. Grade A work gentlemen!

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Bravo ! this thread has kept me awake at work most of the afternoon, that poor lad Laughing

pure class well done to all for this Safari

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:57 pm

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:27 pm

Well done Gentlemen, well done Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I thought I had better reply to him:

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Dear Dr Axxxx Bxxx,

How dare you talk to me in that manner, I have done nothing but try to help you up to this point, do you have any idea how hard this journey has been for me, whilst you have been sitting in a cosy hotel waiting with you male lover?

You are a very selfish man, and that does not surprise me in the least, gay men like you are often selfish in their ways, just like you are, well, you might be gay, but you have no money, I have plenty of money that I make from my courier company, and I also have all of your money, and guess what, for treating me the way you have, I am going to keep your money for myself and put in my company accounts that you claimed it from me in Bouake.

So, who's laughing now gay boy, blooody freak that you are, go and fuck your man friend or have a threesome with a goat, YOU FUCKING WEIRDO.

And you can sue me if you like, I don't give a shit, see you in court, ASSHOLE.

Regards,

Cxxxxx Maxxxx.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

I think he has washed his hands of us, but I will give him a chance to redeem his mugu hide.

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Dear Brother,

I am speechless with shock. Mr. Mxxx says you refuse to wait for him and you called him names. This does not sound like you at all.

What about the money? We cannot allow him to keep something that rightfully belongs to you and the charities in Togo. I am going to call an emergency board meeting for this afternoon.

Please tell me what has happened so we can proceed.

Blessings,

Bitsy

Carrot dangle

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Dear Dr. Bxxx

I just read your mail. I was in Atlanta for a few days and got home to find this mess with Mxxxx and car problems and your troubles.

Hold on. Bxxxx is on the phone.

Okay, I'm back. She is angrier than I have ever seen her and she wants me to fix this mess. The only thing I can think of is to file a lawsuit against him to reclaim the funds. I will ask Mxxx Jx to contact you and get the process started.

Bxxxx says we don't abandon our friends, and you are our friend.

Sincerely,

Cxxx

The accountant needs receipts

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Dear Sir,

This afternoon the board will meet at 3:00 with our attorney. Bxxx is giving him the preliminary information right now. If Mxxx doesn't release the funds immediately, we will have to sue him. We will also sue him for the emotional and physical distress you and your friend endured.

Here is what I will need from you:

1. Scanned copy of your travel expenses
2. A written description of what happened
3. A written description from your friend (so he can be a party in the lawsuit)

Please contact me at your earliest, and the sooner you can provide the above items, the sooner we can correct this terrible injustice.

Best regards,

Mxxx Jxx Cxxxxx

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I'm assuming that you will file a lawsuit for him, and that a lawyer will soon be getting in touch with the mugu to get the details? One can only imagine the details that the the lawyer will be wanting. Evil or Very Mad

Don't worry Mr. Mugu. We have enough enough information here to put Mr. xxx out of business.

Now I just need a couple more things from you ...

edit - dammit. too slow. Pachanga got there first. Embarassed

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I will fight any lawsuit to the death, so sue me and get filling forms in Razz

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

^^ The attorney will need a videotaped deposition. One can easily imagine the nature and scope of the questions. Razz

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

@ Pachanga, aren't you forgetting something in your sig:

Code:

:pith:

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Scam Patroller, are you in need of a lawyer to mount your defense? I'm not really a lawyer, but I'm available. I don't do that good of work, but I make up for it by charging outrageous fees.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

^^^ He will need a VERY good defense attorney/barrister.

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Dear Dr. Bxxxx,

I have been retained by Mrs. Bxxx Sxxx Wxxxx to represent International, you, and your friend who traveled to Ivory Coast. She has informed me that Mr. Cxxx Mxxxxfailed to deliver 40 computers and 40 printers to Lome, Togo for you to donate to various organizations. She says that Mr. Mxxx made scurrilous remarks to you, did not arrive as scheduled, and said he will keep the insurance funds.

If convicted of theft, Mr. Mxxx will likely go to prison and lose his home and business in the process. Perhaps that will be true justice for him because a cursory search of judicial records reveals some interesting facts about his history. Because I am an officer of the court, I cannot reveal to you the exact nature of his past, but it should help our case against him.

Mrs. Wxxxx wants to sue Mr. Mxxx for the original $100,000, plus your expenses, your pain and suffering, plus a large penalty. The total amount of the lawsuit will be for $3,000,000. As you can see, she is quite angry and distressed, as are the other board members.

Additionally, we will seek an emergency order for his jets to be grounded during the investigation and lawsuit. If we can proceed quickly, it is also possible he could be arrested when he returns to the UK.

If he insults you again in e-mail, please forward that to me because it is more evidence we can use against him. The more e-mails you receive from him, the better. I would urge you to reply to him and do NOT tell him you are forwarding the mails to me.

In closing, let me say that I sympathize with you greatly. For a business man of your stature, the indignities that were heaped on you are beyond explanation. I do hope that you will suffer no consequences from the diet and exposure to diseases in Ivory Coast.

I wish you a safe journey back to Togo, and I will wait to hear from you soonest.

Very truly yours,

ZxxxxMxxxx, Attorney at Law

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ Where will the lawsuit be filed? He'll need to be present in court, won't he? I also imagine that SP's lawyer will be successful in many last minute change of venue requests. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I wont need a lawyer, I will defend myself, I have a degree in law, so I can make up bullshit as I go long if they want to sue Razz

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

^^^ I am quite surprised you still have a law degree with your particular history of bigamy, fraud, theft, and extortion. Not to mention stalking and public intoxication.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Yeah, well, talk to the hand the face ain't listening Razz

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ Oh-oh. SP is using legal mumbo-jumbo now.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:26 pm

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I do things with real Men

He just can't help himself can he ? Better than an inflatable doll I guess Shocked

A lovely job indeed - and if you keep him hooked for the journey home - it should be even better to hear their tale of woe and hardship, without the thought of coming wealth to keep their spirits up.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Ooooooooooo Don't make me call Ringling Brothers.

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