My mugu asks a silly question ?

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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:59 pm

This mugu is beign beited from 5 accounts 3 modalities
So he asks this question:

Quote:

Dear xxxx,

Thanks for the mail. We will do everything you want please tell me
what you know about church of xx are they real.
Thanks

Regards

What does he want me to do ? lie about one of my holy churches?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

Hmm...my first instinct says that you should just tell him you've never heard of it.

However, you could say you've never heard of it but you are a religous person and wouldn't mind knowing more about it if the lad has any information. Taking that ploy, you could then tie two of the baits on that lad together through the church plot. Smile

Up to you though. If you're wanting to keep things simple, I'd just tell him you've never heard of it.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:06 pm

^^^
Nah. You can't deny knowledge of what is probably one of the most famous churches out here in Baiterland.
Just because his dipshit lad hasn't heard of it, doesn't mean that he has to lie.
I personally think that when dealing with an institution that revolves around the good work of Our Lord, one should promote it as fully as possible.
Amen.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:14 pm

I've just setup my own Church - Troubled Women Against Torment (aka TWAT).

Well she did say she was troubled and tormented.....

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:48 pm

Maybe tell him you haven't heard of it, but if it isn't too far from you, you can check it out for him. That oughtta strengthen the bond and build a little trust.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:50 pm

Well, as a rival church you have to come up with something... Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:56 pm

You could tell him that a relative of yours is a member. That'll work Smile

Man, everyone has their own church these days. I still need to find me a lad to send me a nice baptism piccy. Any recommendations for extremely dumb lads?

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:21 pm

^^^^^ You make the mugus dumb.

Curch baits take time. As a man of the cloth in all my baits, I make the mugu belive he is a siner and my church will save him.

@ Jojo; My templar will soon be placing the flag ontop of the TWAT pyramid Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:23 pm

^^^ another member of my TWAT Church Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:44 pm

Does the name of it sound like a baiter's church?

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:44 pm

I base this from my own catholic upbringing..

Baptisim ala' (your favorite brand pudding)...but with a Baptist flair for no shirt.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:51 pm

^^^
^^^
Only if you're a baiter Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:25 pm

^^^^ Pingu. You might be facing a lawsuit from JJojo and Yeawhatever.
They are the originators of TWAT

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:29 pm

- may I repay them out of the millions I'm going to earn out of this 100% Risky free deal?????

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:58 am

I decided to take my time and formulate the answer to the mugus to my church.

Since the mugu has to take a safari for the church in question and has to provide the
much needed trophies for a special project for the forum, on the present bait.
I had to come up with something simple and yet convincing for my mugu to
be happy.

My reply:

Quote:

Dear Pastor:

Thank you very much for your positive letter. It is a great relief to me that you are going to undertake this project.

Regarding your question about the church of xxxx. I asked some of my employees if they knew something about the church. I have one employee who is a member of this church. He is a very trustworthy individual who has worked for me during the last 8 years.

Since you are doing me this great favor of completing the cards that the company needs. I am willing to do an investigation of the church through the IRS and let you know.

Sincerely

Little does he know that he has made the biggest mistake asking me
about my own church Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:59 am

I have not heard from my mugu regarding the his doubts about my church.
I hope he is working on the trophies he is supposed to send me this coming monday.

So I decided to help put at peace his mind about my church.

My letter to him:

Quote:

Dear Pastor xxxx:

I have taken the liberty to find as much as I could about the church.

According to the IRS.

The church was founded in 1975 in Cleveland. Their charity nonprofit number is C0- 23001-78328.

The church presently has over 100 churches in the USA. It also has churches or denominations through out the world.
According to the information from the IRS the church raises over 3.5 million dollars annually.
The church provides funds to different charity organizations
through out the world. It provides aid to churches and congregations who work in providing services
to children and hospitals. the church has provided funds to build orphanges and clinics.

From the information I was given over the phone. The church provides to 25 charities in Africa, It also provides funds
To FEMA, World Vision, Feed the Children among other organizations,

I hope this information can be of use to you.

Sincerely

I hope the mugu will be satisfied with the church history.

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