Togo 2 Ivory Coast - Lad comes back for more punishment

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Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Four hours ago:

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Dear Bxxx,

I am in reciept of your message.I will like to let you know that we are now in and waiting For Mxxx to come and pick us up from where we are staying.I thanks God who has been with us because the road leading to that state is very hot.Rebels every with knifes and Guns but one with God has every thing.I will like you to contact Mxxxx Immediatly and tell him to come and pick us as he said that he will come and pick us on our arrival.I will let you know the latest development as soon as we see him.Always pray for us and send my Regard to my Brother Rxxxx.

Dr Axxx Bxxxx.

Three hours ago:

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Dear Bxxx,

Please if it will be possible,call Mxxxx and let him know that we are stranded on the way waiting for him.Thanks.

Dr Axxxx Bxxx

One hour ago:

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Dear Bxxxx

Please contact Mxxxx and let him contact us because we are stranded.Please what is going on.I am now in and I have send mails to Mxxxx and got no response from him up till now.Even to call me through the telephone number I gave to him.You people also at list surposed to call us and know our condition almost a week now.All I do recieve mail.I don't understand because I am stranded here.Every were is full of Rebels and are ready to shoot at any time.Please help me out because I have surffered alot.Even to eat,we have not taking any thing since yesatrday night because of the nature of this country.I am just calling you in the Name of God to do soimething.

Dr Axxx Bxxx

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Posts: 37

Love it!

Cant wait to see where this one goes.

No food, No money ,People waiting to shoot them at any moment.Best to keep this going a bit longer though, don't think he has suffered enough yet.

Oh yeah and did you remind him to bring a pen so he can sign for all the money?

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:01 pm

Oh dear, I sure hope they do not have to go to any of the WU office's there. That may just get them into real trouble if they went for funds that were not there. Now how would they explain that? Shocked

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

More lad mails, sounds like they are having a great time with mosquitos as friends Laughing

, he replies to me with:

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Dear Cxxxxx Mxxxxx,

I am in reciept of your email.God will lead you through as you have already arrived Burkino Faso.I will be waiting for your arrival this evening and please call me immediatly you arrive.The problem is that I dont have enough money with me and the hotel bill is all around me again.Please Please,try and make it this evening so that I will leave tomorrow.I dont know what I will do with my office because tomorrow is the last day they gave to me.Reman blessed.

Dr Axxxx Bxxx.

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Subject: VERY IMPORTANT.

Dear Cxxxxx Mxxxxx,

Please try and give me a call as soon as you arrive because I am not staying near the Cyber Cafe.As soon as I leave the place now,I go back to my hotel till evening because the Cyber is very far from my hotel.the Funest thing is that I am staying in a hotel without Air Condition.The only thing you can enjoy there is Fan,no Television,no Radio.Mosquitos are our friends even there Taps are not working.Please come over so that I will leave place.I wish you save journey.

Dr Axxxx Bxxx.

I think my car will have to break down on the road trip Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:18 pm

^^^^

Lol or the rebels have seized control of one of the roads leading to the airport and stolen all the money Razz

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Let's take his mind off the bullets.

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Dear Dr. Bxxxx

As you know, , had some important matters to discuss with me. I have asked for a copy of all the e-mails between you and Cxxx and you and Rxxxx, based on her allegations.

I just finished reading Cxxx's mail, and in one letter, you signed your name Dr. Sam Chidi. Would you like to explain this?

Bxxxx

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Posts: 37

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the Funest thing is that I am staying in a hotel without Air Condition.The only thing you can enjoy there is Fan,no Television,no Radio.Mosquitos are our friends even there Taps are not working.

Atleast he can see the funny side! Atleast when your car breaks down you will both be in the same boat Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:28 pm

If he gets really desperate I can send over Su55y 0wens who I am currently baiting with a Red Cross food parcel for him. She also lives on the Ivory Coast, doesn't have much money at the moment but will have once her $3.5m inheritance comes through which her wicked uncle is keeping from her. The bastard!

Thanks to Tainted_Love for the email in the surplus mail section for the lead.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

You could also get sick from all of the rich food you've been eating. The Fois Gras wasn't prepared correctly, the lobster was served at an incorrect temperature and the cavier was a day old. Your system is just too delicate to take such abuse! Plus, they had the gaul to serve RED instead of WHITE wine with your fish! The savages!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 3

Peartree wrote:

Lol or the rebels have seized control of one of the roads leading to the airport and stolen all the money Razz

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:39 pm

Peartree wrote:

^^^^

Lol or the rebels have seized control of one of the roads leading to the airport and stolen all the money Razz

Only the A-Team can get the money back.

Wink

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:34 pm

Thanks guys .... it's like watching a safari on CNN Thumbs up

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

There have been 3 missed calls to my number, he didn't leave a message, he hasn't given me his ful number, but I put the Ivory Coast number in front of it and sent him a text message to tell him I am on the road, no ide if he got it, so I sent him an email:

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Dear Dr Axxxx Bxxx,

Thank you for your email.

I have tried to call you number, 0200xxxx, but you did not give me the full number, is this an Ivory coast mobile number, or is it your Togo mobile number?

If it is an Ivory Coast mobile number, then it should be 00225-0200xxxx, but my calls cannot connect to that number, I also sent a text message to that number, but I have no idea if you received, please give me your full phone number, not just "0200xxxx".

I am now travelling in the car from Burkino Faso to , it is a very long journey by road and very dangerous, we have now stopped off at a town in the Burkino Faso town called Boroma, we shall stay here and rest for a while, and also have a nice meal at the expensive restaurant here.

I cannot make my mind up about whether to eat the lobster thermador with young shoots of bamboo cooked in a sauce made with lemon grass, chives and baby carrots, or the oysters in orange sauce with herbs and duck soup with garlic bread, decisions decisions!

As luck would have it, this restaurant has a fine selection of international cheeses, and you know how partial I am to a good piece of stilton cheese, don't you, always used to say, if you want to walk tall, get your stilts on and eat some stilton.

Get back to me with your full phone number.

Regards,

Cxxxxx Mxxxxx.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:07 pm

From SP's post of 11:45 Wednesday

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CAME HERE WITH A PERSON WHO KNOWS THIS PLACE VERY VELL.

Holy fangs Batman, his friend is a vampire Shocked

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:59 pm

I think that after your lovely meal (I recommend the oysters, btw, I suspect that South African lobster may have a lot of mercury Wink

) that you should be held up by a local official for some of that cash you're carrying. Say, $20,000... Ask your mugu friends what you should do. After all, this is their neck of the woods, they must have SOME useful advice.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:16 pm

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the Funest thing is that I am staying in a hotel without Air Condition.The only thing you can enjoy there is Fan,no Television,no Radio.Mosquitos are our friends even there Taps are not working.

Even 12 year old Girl Guides in the west can cope with a week in a tent and he wants TV, air-conditioning and a radio - what a wimp ?

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Mugu replies (in all caps, mind you)

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DEAR Bxxx

THANK YOU FOR YOUR MESSAGE.TO BE FRANK SISTER,I AM SHOCKED WHEN I RECIEVE THIS MESSAGE.I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY TO TELL YOU THAT THE ALMIGHTY GOD KNOWS MY HEART OVER ALL THIS.I DONT KNOW ANY THING ABOUT DR SAM CHIDI.SINCE I STARTED COMMUNICATING WITH MR RxxxxY ,I HAVE NEVER CHANGED MY NAME TO SAM CHIDI. I AM A CHRISTIAN AND YOU WILL CONFIRM IT AS SOON AS Mxxxx COME BACK.

I SO MUCH BELIEVE GOD IN EVERY THING AND IF NOT THE CONDITION OF THE CHILDREN I SAW IN THE CHRITABLE ORGANISATION ,I COULD�NT HAVE LEFT MY OFFICE DOWN TO THIS COUNTRY.HOW DO YOU FILL THAT I ANSWER DR Axxx Bxxx AND AT THE SAME TIME ANSWER DR SAM CHIDI.THE ONLY THING I KNOW IS THAT SOME TIMES I DO GO TO CYBER CAFE TO SEND YOU PEOPLE MAILS AND MAYBE SOMEONE MAY GO INTO MY MAIL ACCOUNT IF I DID NOT CLOSE IT VERY WELL.I HAVE BEEN RECIEVING LETTERS BEARING DIFFERENT KINDS OF NAMES BUT I CAREFULLY GO THROUGH THEM AND DELIT THEM.MY ASSURANCE TO YOU IS THAT THE ALMIGHTY GOD WHO HAS MADE THIS DAY KNOWS MY MIND.I CAN NOT USE THE NAME OF GOD TO PLAY AND ALSO THE NAME OF SMALL CHILDREN WHICH I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WILL BE TOMORROW TO LIE AGAINT THIS EARTHLY THINGS.I WILL NOT LIKE THIS TO BOTHER YOU FOR Mxxxxx WILL TELLYOU MORE ABOUT ME WHEN HE COME BACK.AS GOD HAS ALREADY TOUCHED YOU TO ACCEPT ME AS ONE OF YOUR WORKERS,I WILL NOT LIKE ANY THING TO BETRAY YOUR TRUST IN ME.I HAVE BEEN ON THE WAY AS YOU KNOW FOR MANY DAYS JUST TO PROOVE WHOM I AM AND TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM READY TO DO ANY KIND OF WORK YOU PEOPLE WILL SEND ME.WHY IS IT THAT DEVIL WANT TO COME IN AT THIS TIME.PLEASE,THAT IS THE TRUTH I TOLD YOU.THANKS AND REMAIN BLESED FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.

DR Axxx Bxxx

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:55 pm

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I dont know what I will do with my office because tomorrow is the last day they gave to me

Did you notice this in an earlier e-mail ? You don't think he'll get sacked from his job for playing hookey do you ? Ain't life a bitch Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

^^^ I don't believe that for one nanosecond. He says he is a 55-year-old banker, blah, blah, blah. Sure.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Oh no, the caps lock of anger Laughing

, he replied to my email, and confirmed his full number, which is what I thought it was, so why hasn't he replied to my text message:

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Dear Cxxxxx Mxxxxx,

I am in reciept of your message.My telephone number is: 00225 0200xxxx and I am still in Ivory Coast and the number is working here.I will be waiting to hear from you.Just take it easy.I will be waiting to hear from you.

Dr Axxxx Bxxx.

Yes, I'm taking it so easy, then again, I m not travelling hundreds of miles for jack shit Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:41 pm

I've said it before - baits like this bring the entire baiting community into shame. What have those poor mosquitoes done to deserve this?

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I thought I had better drop him an email for him to read when he wakes up, it should cheer him up Laughing

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Dear Dr Axxxx Bxxx,

Thank you for your email.

Regarding the full phone number you sent to me, 00225 0200xxxx, I have tried calling, but I do not even get a dialling tone when I try to call it, I also sent you a text message to the same number, could you please send me a text message to see if it gets through to me?

We have had a problem with the car, after leaving the restaurant to continue my journey, my hire car came under attack, there are bullet holes in the bodywork and a bullet entered the engine compartment, causing something to break, the car was disabled and we had to walk 10 miles to the nearest town in Burkino Faso, a place called, .

We got a garage to go and collect the car, and I have paid the mechanic to work on it all night if he has to, but he said he needs a new part to repair it, and has driven off somewhere to try and find the right part, hopefully, he will return some time soon and be able to fix the car by tomorrow morning, I am still about 300 miles away from , and the roads are terrible, mostly dirt tracks full of potholes, it's quite uncomfortable, but thankfully, I am spending the night in a luxurious 5 star hotel with full air conditioning, and they have a lovely swimming pool, I have just got back from a late night swim and I feel very relaxed, I am now in the hotel bar and emailing you from my laptop.

There are some very nice Burkino Faso ladies in the bar, and they seem to like me a lot, if you were here, they might like you too, it's a shame that you prefer the company of a man friend to women, honestly, you have no idea what you are missing, you really should try making love to a woman some day, I'm sure you would love it if you tried it!!!

Now then, I know you prefer men, and I don't think any differently about you because of your homosexuality, but honestly, I could not imagine 2 men together in bed, you really should give a woman a try, they can be quite nice when they want to be, I may invite one of the ladies back to my room for elevenses, my room is wonderful, there is a 4 poster bed and it's a waterbed, you would not believe how comfortable it is, anyway, enough of my problems, get back to me as soon as you receive this email, and try to send a text to my mobile, the number again is, +447947-xxxxxx

Regards,

Cxxxxx Mxxxxx.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 10 Jan 2004 Posts: 3779

Methinks the mugu made yet another tragic mistake: The number 00225-0200xxxx is not correct because he forget to remove a zero whereas 00225-200xxxx is a geographic number (Plateau in Abidjan) according to the usual reference site.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:26 am

^^^ That's the most recent in a long line of tragic mistakes, the first being to open a message from Scam Patroller.

Excellent stuff, @SP and @Pachanga, this is a true pleasure to read - SP, I'm sure he'll appreciate your plight. You are suffering so terribly on your trip....

*** BANNED *** Joined: 10 Jan 2004 Posts: 3779

A few maps:

http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/world_cities/abidjan.jpg
http://africonseil.ifrance.com/plan%20abidjan.jpg
http://www.izf.net/IZF/Documentation/Cartes/CentreVille/Abidjan.htm
Looong link

Google maps has the area in hi-res but partially obscured by clouds.

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