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ol-fishinbait
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Not where the 419-ers think I am ;-D
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:52 pm |
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I recently started a bait using the "Helpless-old-person-who-doesn't-have-a-clue" modality. Here is a brief summary:
*I email mugu. The reply is rather garbled, with his original message repeated several times in it.
*Mugu emails me, asking me to email him various informations.
*I "loose" the email, asking him to send the questions again.
*Nothing happens.
Yesterday I sent him the following:
I wrote: |
Dearie,
I haven't heard from you for a while. Is everything okay? You may want to know that I have won the lottery``1qQ|. When will I be able to help you with your money?
Goodbye Dearie,
Old Mrs. Galloway |
And today I received this:
The Rudest Mugu Ever wrote: |
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
Is that any way to treat a rich old woman with lots of money? What gives? |
_________________ I don't fall for 419s. 419s fall for me.
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FOOL I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE PLEASE DO NOT WRITE ME AGAIN." "Me." - C0||inz M@rK and "H3c+0r Br0ck|ebank", respectively
"THE MTCN NUMBER IS ALWAYS TEN DIGIT SO WHY THE ALPHABETS."- N0s@ 0k0duwa
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Ziggyzap
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norwich
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:55 pm |
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Send him a photo of "you" next to big pile of cash and tell him you moving to Africa with your new toy boy " enter new lads name here" You may get a bite out of him.
Or just slap him untill he crys |
_________________ grammar spelling? like I give a shit
MAY YOU DIE A DEAD BEFORE YOUR DEATH.
iF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEG GO AND GIVE YOUR
MOTHER BELLE EWU LIKE YOU
www.owenswinebar.co.nr |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:00 pm |
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Probably been baited many times before... |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Posted:
Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:07 pm |
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That poor lad was a victim of baiters. Poor, poor lad. |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Posted:
Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:15 pm |
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See what happens when these mugus get baited a few times.
Your reply should be:
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KIND REPLY |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Posted:
Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:35 pm |
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Yup, standard lad reply after he has been baited, slapped, and/or sent on a safari. |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
x12 X 2525 X 100s
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Posted:
Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:57 pm |
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You could play dumb and tell him you don't know why he is shouting. |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:32 pm |
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Don't under any circumstances drop out of character. It is the suggested behaviour here at 419eater.com and is also the way to damage his brain and make him furious.
Ask him if that's the way they treat old people in his country. Tell him that God wil punish him and that he is an unworthy son. Make him believe you and if he does - then hit him hard.
Scramble his brains so he doesn't know a baiter from a victiim. Make him afraid of his inbox. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Ziggyzap
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norwich
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Posted:
Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:37 pm |
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Gomer
Your a compleat barstard! Well done |
_________________ grammar spelling? like I give a shit
MAY YOU DIE A DEAD BEFORE YOUR DEATH.
iF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEG GO AND GIVE YOUR
MOTHER BELLE EWU LIKE YOU
www.owenswinebar.co.nr |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:53 pm |
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I thankyou for your kind compliment 'Z'
I am naturally courteous and polite - merciless when I have my knife in a scammers brain - if I can find one
The Nasser Kojok in my signature swore and cursed me - complimented me and did everything he could to make me admit I was a baiter. I could feel his sweat dripping on the keyboard.
He didn't make me budge a millimetre and I just signed off with an "Au Revoir" - be seeing you again. Damage done. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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ol-fishinbait
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Not where the 419-ers think I am ;-D
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:15 pm |
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Slap sent from an angry son (after old Mrs G. had a heart attack from reading the latest email)
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in my 3rd year thesis I wrote about an ancient nomadic tribe who would abandon their elderly people in a cave when they became a burden to the society that they lived in. In my thesis, I proposed that humankind had evolved past such barbarous cruelty. Now, I shall abandon this proposition, as you have disproved it. |
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_________________ I don't fall for 419s. 419s fall for me.
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FOOL I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE PLEASE DO NOT WRITE ME AGAIN." "Me." - C0||inz M@rK and "H3c+0r Br0ck|ebank", respectively
"THE MTCN NUMBER IS ALWAYS TEN DIGIT SO WHY THE ALPHABETS."- N0s@ 0k0duwa
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:57 pm |
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Just write back and say: "Does this mean I don't get the money?"
Bruin |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:50 am |
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Involve Interpol, EFCC, and the FBI. You know where he lives, and time is fleeting. Tell him to watch his back. Especially when moving around his town, or getting close to an internet cafe. Inquire if he's ever heard of a AK-47 sniper with a laser sight who's paid by the carcass. Your Mercinary want's some cash for a kill. |
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 476
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:51 am |
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Ive had similar responses before, Gomer is right, stay in character, Ive actually kept some baits running by sending stuff like "Why are you insulting me? Have I done anything wrong, when do I get my money?" and other stuff like that. |
_________________ 'then you are goat zoomtard' vallentino
'call me what ever you like my God is biger than yours amen' bekija zuma
'why is the government allowing people like you to live among human beings. People like you are suppose to be at the zoo.' janice churton
'Please come and f* me my love,your bobs are driving me crazy' EO
x 88 x2 |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Posted:
Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:06 am |
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Or respond
�Its OK if your homosexual, thanks for the offer. But all dealing should be kept business like.�
Then also include "just out or curiosity what kind of men does he like?" And other sex related stuff.
You should respond, and keep it up anything to keep them off balance. |
_________________ "my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage! x6 |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.
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Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:48 am |
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I haven't told off any of my laddies yet out of character, and I don't really think I ever will. I totally agree with the "make them wonder" bit. It is FAR more fatisfying to me to mess with their heads than any fleeting insult-satisfaction.
Kinda like how I do PVP games- I try to deny the enemy any satisfaction out of nailing me with less than 5 of his buddies.
Keep them wondering. I have to remember to act like each bait is the only one I'm dealing with, keep them all current. A real victim would respond that way, and so shall I!
Hell, even the guy who I'm asking for girls to butcher will stay in character. I'm just surprised he reponded to THAT at all! Boy, is that going to mess with his head. |
_________________ ( x8 ) This is fun!
please i want you to stop writting me,i beg you in the name of the lord Jesus christ. |
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