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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:35 pm

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"I know nothing about nothing."

Anna Nicole Smith - August 2002.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:35 am

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When a critical mass of us believe in something.........so shall it be.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:01 am

@CL Aaah the 100th monkey.

Isaac Asimov wrote:

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

Try to melt a lads brain with that one!

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:16 am

I think lads have produced some of the best quotes ever

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flys that dont listen to advise goes to the grave with the dead body.

u know guys don't have to stick his ass in one basket

Now I am sitting between two chairs

Love is like a butterfly, it goes where it pleases where it goes.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:33 am

"Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients (calcium, phosphorus), and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favor of dirt." Sandra Boynton

"A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should be either be nude or wearing something as expensive as getting her nude is going to be." P.J. O'Rourke

BTW, P.J. is an extremely funny writer. Read his stuff.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:28 am

"We don't need no, education..."
"Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
- The IT Crowd

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:03 am

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The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.

Ralph Emerson

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:00 am

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A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.

Ulysses Everett McGill

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:24 am

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"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered,"

George Best

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'those in the cheap seats clap your hands, the others rattle your jewellery'

John Lennon, Royal Variety Show, 1963

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'Guitar bands are on the way out'

Decca Records, rejecting The Beatles

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'I told you I was ill'

Spike Milligan's gravestone

Quote:

as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know.

Donald Rumsfeld

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 3:37 am

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No trees were harmed in the writing of this post; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvinienced.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 4:02 am

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"Everything I do is blown out of proportion, and it really hurts my feelings." - Paris Hilton

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Apr 2007 Posts: 37

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Teddy Roosevelt United States

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:31 am

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"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."

Winston Churchill

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:37 am

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remember me as you pass by
as you are now so once was I
as I am now so you will be
prepare yourself to follow me

Grave stone quote, but personally I liked scam patroller's

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:44 am

Groucho Marx wrote:

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

anonymous (on an electricity cabinet somewhere in Flanders, originally in Dutch but I'll translate it here for your convenience) wrote:

Stars in the water, and I love you.

Or should this one go to the poem thread instead?

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:19 pm

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Some people worship Airwolf as the awesomest helicopter ever. Many Christians mistakenly believe that this is idolotry, but they are wrong about that because Airwolf is a helicopter not a graven image and you aren�t supposed to worship any gods before God but Airwolf is a helicopter. God isn�t a helicopter either so there�s really no issue, you can pray to both.

Conservapedia (briefly, before it was pulled down)