a small photo-essay -- Reprob8 goes to the prom

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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:51 pm

The little woman is a dean at a University. Every year, she drags me, kicking and screaming, to the formal dinner-dance held for the other deans, graduating students, faculty, big money donators etc. I hate going for 3 main reasons: 1) I hate wearing a suit. 2) All of these people are waaaay smarter than me so I hate the dinner conversations 3) I have to take way too many vicodins and drink too much scotch and cheap house wine to keep from attacking their pompous asses so I'm always feeling like dogshit the next day. Every year, I try to push the envelope of good taste a bit farther in hopes I don't get invited the next year.
Year 1 - I ask the Physics professor at my table if he knows where I can get some weapons-grade plutonium.
Year 2 - I ask the Asian man at my table if he thinks the reason their children seem better educated than ours is because the beat them better than we do or more often.
Year 3 - I bribe the DJ to interrupt the slow dance portion of the evening with 3 straight uncensored Eminem songs and proceed to lipsync to all of them.
Year 4 - I ask the extremely old head of the psychology department how loud the big bang was.

Here are some photos from this year...

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:56 pm

Reprobate - When I first glanced at your photos, I thought they were trophies - - I thought someone requested the scammer to pose with a napkin on his head. . . then I realized it was you. . .

Bruin

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:05 pm

well done Reprob8

how much for Elizabeths telephone number? and addy etc. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Awwwwwww, you are a cutie patootie!

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:15 pm

^^^ Or the phone number of any unattached female that you know. Just tell them I'm nearly as ga ga as you, not quite as ga ga but getting there.

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

You look good in a suit, mate. Like some sort of Mafia enforcer!

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:44 pm

Say what you will about R8: he knows how to make the best out of a bad situation.

Reprob8: Mobile Party.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:07 pm

Reprob8 wrote:

Every year, I try to push the envelope of good taste a bit farther in hopes I don't get invited the next year.

you might want to change your strategy though:
the first year you are as boring as everyone else is the last you will be invited Wink

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:28 pm

looked like an episode from the soprano's to me

Shocked

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:48 pm

Wonderful photos Reprob8.

In his book "Surely You're Joking Mister Feynman" or was it "What Do You Care What Other People Think" Richard Feynman says that academia is just a bunch of people sitting around considering who should be allowed into the club.

Reprob8, its too late, you've been admitted, and there's nothing you can do to get out. You can't run and you can't hide. You did the best thing possible. Painkillers. Beating a drum to a song that no one else can hear only gets you respect in those circles.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:47 am

R8, I whizzed my Levi's with the "L' to the President. Click Click Boom! Checking a combo tonight! Don't worry. Hilarious commentary! I swear we're related. Major leauge? Indeed! The "peace sign, (The "V") is appropiate in the one picture. Rackolicious! End of code. End of code. Wink

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:46 am

I think the University president kinda looks like ......................kd. Shocked

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:06 am

Funny pics

I don't know about Liat. There is definately something awesome about a chick who can speak 5 languages, but the fact that she can probably kick my ass is not cool.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:46 am

You drink alcohol so that you don't shout at people? Great photos BTW.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:09 pm

Great pics! I always knew you were politically incorrect, but this really shows just HOW far you go! Love it.
Some great looking young women there, too. Their company would make it worth putting up with the cheap house wine. (You know that after a certain point you really can't taste it much, anyway, and if you can you don't care. Sort of like beer goggles for the palate!)

Hope you didn't feel too awful the next day.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:44 pm

great stuff reprob8. whats the plan for the next excuse?

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:36 pm

KeyserSoze wrote:

...There is definately something awesome about a chick who can speak 5 languages, but the fact that she can probably kick my ass is not cool.

There is definitely something cool about a chick who can kick my ass!

Elite Baiter Joined: 24 Nov 2003 Posts: 1709

I always enjoy your photo essays Repro. But should you post your picture in the forum like this? I'm sure it was against the rules for security reasons when I was a mod.

And when are you going to visit us? As the only hard drinking foul mouthed party animal in my family I feel I could do with backup.

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

Better he post them himself then have some spit-the-dummy kid do it RR Smile

Anyway, would you screw with R8? I certainly wouldn't!

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:11 pm

^^
and with his Steeler Fan Room pics here his SO will find out verry quickly too who he is if she finds this place Wink

Forever n00b Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 432

I think Reprob8 bears a striking resemblance to Mike Holmgren. Razz

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:28 am

^^^^^

You know that hurts.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:57 am

shiver metimbers wrote:

Anyway, would you screw with R8? I certainly wouldn't!

You can say that again. Any lad who entertained thoughts of revenge would think twice after seeing the formidable party monster he's up against.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:23 am

Quote:

^^^^^ You know that hurts.

Pain sucks. You know what to do. Wink

Quote:

shiver metimbers wrote:
Anyway, would you screw with R8? I certainly wouldn't!

Always keep the bikers on your side. I don't ride, but they make greatest friends. Especially at the Brothers Place bar in Tahoe, when you whip some dude at horseshoes and he gets in your face and you don't want to deal with it. "Gentlemen, could you engage my opponent in conversation regarding our recently completed sporting event"? End of crisis. Thumbs up

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:30 am

KeyserSoze wrote:

Funny pics

I don't know about Liat. There is definately something awesome about a chick who can speak 5 languages, but the fact that she can probably kick my ass is not cool.

Ass kicking chicks are the best kind.

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