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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:18 pm

I don't know whether my inbox is cursed or blessed, but I really get some weird mails arriving in there. I thought I'd better at least make sure I had a live person at the end of this charming offer.

Quote:

Dear friend
it is a plesure to me writing to you in time like how is life ,hope all is well
my name is bxxxx xxxx i was born in london but my father is from togo and my mother is from london i am the only son in our family, my father and mother now live in togo, lome the capital city of togo the name of my father is chuks and the name of my mother is matter (clearly pimping demands formal introductions, but what is 'matter' - stuff you get on the bottom of your shoe ?, or short for doesn't matter ?),but now am into business into exporting and importing of goods. but now i have a business for you, i have preety girls that can driver men crazy. i want to send them to you for business. what you will do is to send them to men for money use them for sex work. you can use for them for blue firms, they are ready now. but every year the money you get from the business we will share it into three you will have 70% and i wil have 10%and the girls will have 20%. if you are ready for business just email me at my pravite mail, [email protected] , thanks i hope to hear from you soon

After my lads offering to export fish from Nigeria by speedboat got no response I thought I had better check that this one was live, so I mailed out and got this reply.

Quote:

Dear Xxxxx Xxxxx
i really appreciate your last email to me. i wil start by telling you about the business. the business is all about sending beautiful girls abroad for an important business, you can use can them for your sexual pleasure, they can be working in hotels and you can even use them to make money, i have been in this game for 7yrs,and it paying off, if you want to make more with this girls you can use them for ponographic movies,
the requirement are
(1) send your picture for identification,
(2) cantact adderss
(3 your conutry name
if you want to knows more about the girls health you can e-mail my doctor [email protected],
thanks xxxxx xxxxx, hope to hear from you

With this mail I got about seven photos from websites, lingerie catalogues and the internet which I won't post as they have nothing to do with him.

I plan to make this as awkward as I can, catching him at an unexpected angle by demanding that my high class clients demand girls with pedigree and education, skilled in poetry and classical harpsichord, with questionnaires on social skills and etiquette.

I fancy he'll outrun me to the sewer if I encourage him, so catching him with an about turn will bamboozle him nicely. Of course I can also test out his homophobia whilst I am at it.

If anyone else fancies a mass bait on this mugu miscreant I'll post his addy and that of his doctors for you all to play with.

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:44 pm

Porno Bait jump_4_joy

I'm in, please post his addy mate. This calls for much research Very Happy

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:52 pm

share the wealth!! I'm sure he's man enough to round Very Happy

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:52 pm

I knew I had to

the guys name is - xxxxxxxxxxx [/mask]

His addy is

and his Doctor's addy is

I can see that he e-mailed a lot of people - so he won't notice anyone jumping on without an invite.

Edit - masking not effective

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:55 pm

Your a STAR Very Happy

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:00 pm

Nice one mate

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:04 pm

I LOVE this lad he is now my bitch. He just loves to please. Twisted Evil

Annoying Stuck-Up Cow Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 222

Oh the number of Deuce Bigalow references I shall fit into this one Twisted Evil

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He thinks it's going bad, wait till he replies to , female male madam of the "Fook em and Pay em" agency.
(Actually, female male madam sounds like a good title...)

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:17 am

Oooo, he IS live.

I'm thinking of asking if he sells girls for meat. Think that's going too far?

Sigh. I'm just not creative enough, and when I *do* get creative, it's generally scary like this.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:56 am

@IP - one thing I tried, but never carried through was to act as a transplant surgeon. Tell them your occupation and you then ask physical details not related to what the girls are intended for but those that would only be required for transplantation - blood group - do they have 20-20 vision - do they drink - what diseases have they had and so on. Make up a form, including a consent form to offer body parts for medical science.

See how far you can push it before you make him worried, though this guy probably wouldn't bat an eyelid.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:11 am

This lad is great, I got my first trophy from him a few days ago.
He thinks I run a BDSM website things are looking good!! Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:03 am

Ok, I sent him this:

Quote:

I will send you my contact information, IF you agree to my terms. I have a rather unique need here. My clients hare rather... unusual tastes, and I must procure what they require via very unconventional means.

For I represent an unusual restaurant. You have never heard of it. You WILL never hear of it.
At the moment, I need to acquire some females for an upcoming party. I will pay $25,000 each, $5000 up front, the rest upon delivery. See attached picture for a better idea of what I am speaking of. It is from a rather quait Japanese artist, Waita Uziga, and describes in picture form what I will not be putting into words.

Are you in, or are you out? Let me know.

-baiter

(and I attached a certain picture from uziga that I will not be linking publicly because it is horrible awful and wrong)

And I got this today:

Quote:

Dear baiter
i am in i ag

....I think i broke him! Embarassed

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:56 am

I think that's a yes.

(Imagine the luck, finding a lad with no conscience so easily.)

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:47 am

This lad is my first, and you are right, he bites quickly. I got my first trophy easily, albeit not the one I asked for. Now awaiting my second one (with a bit of luck).

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:04 am

This guy sounds just like my type...
I am already baiting a couple of 'people traffickers' he would fit nicely into teh mix if I can have his addy... Evil or Very Mad

Annoying Stuck-Up Cow Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 222

Quote:

DEAR RACHEL
THIS IS FROM THE DESK OF DR RALPH, THE MEDICAL DIRECTOROF RALHP MEDICAL CENTRE
I GOT YOUR EMAIL, YOU SHOULD NOT AFRAID OF THE GIRLS HEALTH BECAUSE FIFTEEN THAT LELT FOR HOLLAND LAST TWO MONTH ARE ALL DOING FINE. MR DONALD DOUGLAS A GOOD CLIENT OF MINE CAN ATTEST OF THAT, HE IS IS A HOLLAND BASED BUSINESS MAN. THE MAN JUST EMAIL AND THANKED ME FOR A JOB WELL DONE. TN THE NEXT THREE WEEKS ONE OF OUR GIRLS WILL BE LEAVING FOR THE U.S.A TO WORK FOR ONE SIMON. THE GIRLS ARE IN GOOD HEALTH AND READY FOR ACTION, THEY ARE FREE FROM SYISHILIS, GONORRHEA, CANCHROID AND HIV AND AIDS. DR RALPH IS A DOCTER YOU CAN RELY ON I NEVER FAILED IN MY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS
THANKS RALPH

Jesus, Mary and bloody Joseph this lads a git. I specifically asked for each girls picture, experience profile and the certificate of Sexual Services required by law in the USA. Oh well, I guess he'll have to get a slap. Damn Laughing

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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

Can you PM me this guy's address? I've just kicked off a bait and my ruse would fit perfectly with this guy I think.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:41 am

HAHAHA my requirements of "females for meat" did NOT kill the bait! He's STILL going!

Awesome.

Oddly enough, I think he might actually be concerned about what's going to happen to the fake girls. Weird.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:15 pm

^^I'm very curious to see how that one goes. Please post if you get anything good.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 06 Mar 2007 Posts: 14

can you pm me his address aswell. This one sounds fun.
cheers

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:06 am

He passed me off to 4gun43d0@yahoo. Anyone else get him?

The guy is a slow responder, but I've kept hammering them both for meat, playing it as serious as I can. I sort of expect some level of incredulity here, even for a bait this is probably pushing it.

Still, worth a shot.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 20 Feb 2007 Posts: 13

should see if you can get the speed boat guy to pick up some cuban cigars while he on the way.

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:24 am

I am asking him to sell girls for meat.

If this even WORKS, it has used up all the points I have for wackiness without any irrelevant crap! Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:48 am

What's 'CANCHROID'? I've never heard of it....should I be getting myself checked....?

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