Mass safari, time to get your lads ready for March 20th

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Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Each lad will think he is the only one getting the insurance payout Wink

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:01 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This is beginning to remind me of that old movie "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World". Very Happy

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:40 pm

I'm in. This should be fun. I was searching around to see if I could find web cams in Ghana airports, no joy though.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:44 pm

got a bite
Laughing

my guy wants em...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:11 pm

@ Dragonslayer and anyone else who needs it here: since you need to kill some time before sending the computers, the easiest excuse to use would be that you need to rent a van to get the computers to the courier checkpoint. Your lad will understand Wink

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:21 pm

^^^
Thanks I will probably need help with this as I am very inexperienced.

But it sounds like fun...for us at least

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Dragonslayer sent me a PM, I have advised them to just make stuff up, such as:

Quote:

Just make up some excuses about beaurocratic red tape that has to be passed through before the computers can be sent to Nigeria, and your associate is doing the paper work, the wheels of beaurocracy turn slowly blah blah blah, keep giving him little updates, just make anything up, then around March 16th, tell him your associate has been given permission to export the computers to Nigeria, and then on the 20th, I will give you the courier website and the tracking number to give to the lad.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:04 pm

When I need some time off from a bait, I make up a story about an awful flood that hit my office. I back up the story with photos from this website.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:20 am

Herr Getriebe - you have a pm - 9 Nigerian lads addies and a specimen ASEM - good luck

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:38 pm

Should get a bite of this as the lad actually read my first response about my computer business.

Hello XXXX, as I said this is one of my busiest times of year and I am having a serious problem with overstock and Suppliers Tax which could be crippling, I am actually going to be in Africa on March 20th in the hope of donating 40 computers to a charity of some sort so I can claim Charitable Tax Relief. If you can think of any Charities who could benefit from these machines then please let me know as I do not know Africa at all. They are all Pentium 4 machines with 1GB RAM, 160 GB Harddrive with 17"LCD Monitors. They are all a year old so not totally new, but I am sure there must be some organisations who can benefit from them.

Yours faithfully
XXXX

I wonder what wonderful charity he will invent Laughing

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:48 pm

My lads game. He wonts them for his church.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Good good, keep them coming peeps, at the moment we have 33 lads being emailed about the computers.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:55 pm

SM
What will the tracking page say the computers say they are. PC's,Laptops or just computers?

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ You can tell the lad it's laptops or desktops, the tracking page will say "40 computers" and not say what type.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:00 pm

I'll see what I can come up with...

I only have one nigerian lad at the moment. I'll see if I have any old ones that I can revive.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:45 pm

Scam Patroller wrote:

^^^^^ You can tell the lad it's laptops or desktops, the tracking page will say "40 computers" and not say what type.

Kewl, some charity lads are already looking the proverbial gifthorse in the mouth, and are demanding

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:51 am

count me in SP,if is not too late.

Had some urgent pending baits that are at a critical point

I have just developed my corporation just waiting for replies Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:27 pm

Hi I'd like to try out the mass safari, only have one lad from Nigeria though and it's the death threat scammer so it may be tricky to get him on the move. I'm baiting him from two accounts though and so far has shown that if he's asked to do the same thing by both of them he'll pretty much do it straight away so you never know. I'll try and find a fresh Nigerian lad in the meantime though.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:34 pm

My 4 aren't playing ball yet, I've accidentally on purpose sent another ASEM to see if it'll jog them into wakefulness.

If not does anybody have a suitable ip addess range so I can go trawl the surplus letter pages for candidates to run past SP?

Thanks

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:11 pm

@slowfreddie: I've sent you another two lads by PM to try out. However, you may use any lads you want as long as they are located in Nigeria.

Sid

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:27 pm

Im having a job giving them away! I offerd him all 40 and he wont's me to send hima sample first so he can test the market! Its almost as if he's honest?!

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:51 pm

My lad has the proposition... if past experience is any indicator he will jump at the chance!

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:15 pm

Scam Patroller wrote:

^^^^^ You can tell the lad it's laptops or desktops, the tracking page will say "40 computers" and not say what type.

BBC Micros!

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:45 pm

I've offered them to lads via my churches and my wealthy businessman character, and they all jumped at them.

Virtually no questions asked, bar one lad.

I play the "will you take responsability for these computers and make sure that they are given out to the community?" line, adding the customary "you may keep one for yourself, if you wish" cherry.

Being the honest, do-good pillars of the community that they are, my lads all assure me this will be the case.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:29 am

@ol-fishinbait
I have one of those holding my door open at work!

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