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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:53 pm |
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sgreenstreet
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 659
Location: Upstate New York
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:01 pm |
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This is beginning to remind me of that old movie "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World". |
_________________ Life is worth tried,as all lizard lay postrated unknowing the one that has a stomach itch. -Al hassan salisu
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:40 pm |
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I'm in. This should be fun. I was searching around to see if I could find web cams in Ghana airports, no joy though. |
_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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x15 (RIP) x7 x1
Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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Dragonslayer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Feb 2007
Posts: 66
Location: SB XLI
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:44 pm |
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got a bite
my guy wants em... |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:11 pm |
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@ Dragonslayer and anyone else who needs it here: since you need to kill some time before sending the computers, the easiest excuse to use would be that you need to rent a van to get the computers to the courier checkpoint. Your lad will understand |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
loads
x46 3x 2x 2x 2x 3x 9x 3x 2x 4 days of travel - 7 days stuck in airport |
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Dragonslayer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Feb 2007
Posts: 66
Location: SB XLI
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:21 pm |
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^^^
Thanks I will probably need help with this as I am very inexperienced.
But it sounds like fun...for us at least |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:21 pm |
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Dragonslayer sent me a PM, I have advised them to just make stuff up, such as:
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Just make up some excuses about beaurocratic red tape that has to be passed through before the computers can be sent to Nigeria, and your associate is doing the paper work, the wheels of beaurocracy turn slowly blah blah blah, keep giving him little updates, just make anything up, then around March 16th, tell him your associate has been given permission to export the computers to Nigeria, and then on the 20th, I will give you the courier website and the tracking number to give to the lad. |
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40x 4x 2x 2x 10x 34x 17x 9x 1x 1x 6x 4x 1x 6x 1x 23x
YMCA Summer Holdiay + Bus Hijack
www.scamwarners.com - www.scam-info-links.info - www.aa419.org - The Numpties Gallery |
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sgreenstreet
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 659
Location: Upstate New York
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Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:04 pm |
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When I need some time off from a bait, I make up a story about an awful flood that hit my office. I back up the story with photos from this website. |
_________________ Life is worth tried,as all lizard lay postrated unknowing the one that has a stomach itch. -Al hassan salisu
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:20 am |
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Herr Getriebe - you have a pm - 9 Nigerian lads addies and a specimen ASEM - good luck |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:38 pm |
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Should get a bite of this as the lad actually read my first response about my computer business.
Hello XXXX, as I said this is one of my busiest times of year and I am having a serious problem with overstock and Suppliers Tax which could be crippling, I am actually going to be in Africa on March 20th in the hope of donating 40 computers to a charity of some sort so I can claim Charitable Tax Relief. If you can think of any Charities who could benefit from these machines then please let me know as I do not know Africa at all. They are all Pentium 4 machines with 1GB RAM, 160 GB Harddrive with 17"LCD Monitors. They are all a year old so not totally new, but I am sure there must be some organisations who can benefit from them.
Yours faithfully
XXXX
I wonder what wonderful charity he will invent |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Ziggyzap
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norwich
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:48 pm |
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My lads game. He wonts them for his church. |
_________________ grammar spelling? like I give a shit
MAY YOU DIE A DEAD BEFORE YOUR DEATH.
iF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEG GO AND GIVE YOUR
MOTHER BELLE EWU LIKE YOU
www.owenswinebar.co.nr |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:50 pm |
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Ziggyzap
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norwich
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Posted:
Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:55 pm |
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SM
What will the tracking page say the computers say they are. PC's,Laptops or just computers? |
_________________ grammar spelling? like I give a shit
MAY YOU DIE A DEAD BEFORE YOUR DEATH.
iF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEG GO AND GIVE YOUR
MOTHER BELLE EWU LIKE YOU
www.owenswinebar.co.nr |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:58 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:00 pm |
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I'll see what I can come up with...
I only have one nigerian lad at the moment. I'll see if I have any old ones that I can revive. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:45 pm |
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Scam Patroller wrote: |
^^^^^ You can tell the lad it's laptops or desktops, the tracking page will say "40 computers" and not say what type. |
Kewl, some charity lads are already looking the proverbial gifthorse in the mouth, and are demanding |
_________________ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it.. |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:51 am |
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count me in SP,if is not too late.
Had some urgent pending baits that are at a critical point
I have just developed my corporation just waiting for replies |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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Peartree
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 144
Location: Ireland
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Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:27 pm |
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Hi I'd like to try out the mass safari, only have one lad from Nigeria though and it's the death threat scammer so it may be tricky to get him on the move. I'm baiting him from two accounts though and so far has shown that if he's asked to do the same thing by both of them he'll pretty much do it straight away so you never know. I'll try and find a fresh Nigerian lad in the meantime though. |
_________________ "THAT IS ALL I COULD ADVICE YOU DO, BUT IF YOU INSIST ON ME KILLING YOU, WELL THE CHOICE IS ALL YOURS."
"KNOWING US BTCI BANK, KNOWING YOU AL@N PARTRIDG3, A-HA,"
" why are you so nervous and easy upset, may be it was this reason of vestation that your wife left you, it might not be really for sexual matters,"
"you could have just walk away and neglect my proposal rather than bringing me to the center of the sea and abandoning me here."
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:34 pm |
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My 4 aren't playing ball yet, I've accidentally on purpose sent another ASEM to see if it'll jog them into wakefulness.
If not does anybody have a suitable ip addess range so I can go trawl the surplus letter pages for candidates to run past SP?
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_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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sgreenstreet
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 659
Location: Upstate New York
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:11 pm |
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@slowfreddie: I've sent you another two lads by PM to try out. However, you may use any lads you want as long as they are located in Nigeria.
Sid |
_________________ Life is worth tried,as all lizard lay postrated unknowing the one that has a stomach itch. -Al hassan salisu
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Ziggyzap
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norwich
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:27 pm |
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Im having a job giving them away! I offerd him all 40 and he wont's me to send hima sample first so he can test the market! Its almost as if he's honest?! |
_________________ grammar spelling? like I give a shit
MAY YOU DIE A DEAD BEFORE YOUR DEATH.
iF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEG GO AND GIVE YOUR
MOTHER BELLE EWU LIKE YOU
www.owenswinebar.co.nr |
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schmoebob
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 163
Location: Wherever...
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Posted:
Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:51 pm |
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My lad has the proposition... if past experience is any indicator he will jump at the chance! |
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ol-fishinbait
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Not where the 419-ers think I am ;-D
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:15 pm |
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Scam Patroller wrote: |
^^^^^ You can tell the lad it's laptops or desktops, the tracking page will say "40 computers" and not say what type. |
BBC Micros! |
_________________ I don't fall for 419s. 419s fall for me.
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FOOL I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE PLEASE DO NOT WRITE ME AGAIN." "Me." - C0||inz M@rK and "H3c+0r Br0ck|ebank", respectively
"THE MTCN NUMBER IS ALWAYS TEN DIGIT SO WHY THE ALPHABETS."- N0s@ 0k0duwa
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:45 pm |
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I've offered them to lads via my churches and my wealthy businessman character, and they all jumped at them.
Virtually no questions asked, bar one lad.
I play the "will you take responsability for these computers and make sure that they are given out to the community?" line, adding the customary "you may keep one for yourself, if you wish" cherry.
Being the honest, do-good pillars of the community that they are, my lads all assure me this will be the case. |
_________________ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it.. |
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Ziggyzap
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Norwich
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:29 am |
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@ol-fishinbait
I have one of those holding my door open at work! |
_________________ grammar spelling? like I give a shit
MAY YOU DIE A DEAD BEFORE YOUR DEATH.
iF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A TESTICLE BETWEEN YOUR TWO LEG GO AND GIVE YOUR
MOTHER BELLE EWU LIKE YOU
www.owenswinebar.co.nr |
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