Tragedy: Man dies after marathon sex with lover

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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:01 pm

THE police in Lagos State are on the trail of a yet to be identified woman who last weekend allegedly fled a brothel in Oke Aro of Agbado Station in the state after a man with whom she went into the hotel was found dead after a marathon sex session.

The lifeless body of the man was discovered in a popular hotel in Oke Aro area of the state some few hours after he had checked into the hotel with a lady.

Residents of the area who had invaded the hotel premises to have a glimpse of the lifeless body of the man whose name was given as Agbaje expressed mixed reactions as some criticised the deceased while others were compassionate.

Crime File investigation revealed that Agbaje had on Saturday evening gone to the brothel with a lady apparently to have fun as the man booked a room where he could have some privacy with his hearthrob.

After satisfying the hotel�s conditions for the procurement of a room, Agbaje, as the particulars of the deceased revealed, was given one of the rooms in the hotel where he rushed into with the run-away female friend. They were in the said room for hours before the ill-fated incident.

The man, according to some of the workers in the hotel, should be in his mid fifties while the information he lodged with the hotel attendant stated that he resided at number 7, Sule Street Oke Aro Agbado. This information, according to the police at the Ajuwon Divisional Police Station, was however falsified as nobody in the said house could identify the deceased.

Crime File investigations revealed that the lid on Agbaje�s death was blown open when one of the attendants in the hotel went to the room to inform the man of the expiration of the hours he paid for.

The Crime File also gathered that Agbaje�s lifeless body was found in the room with a wrapper tied round his waist while the lady had vanished into thin air.

Efforts by the Crime File to speak with the divisional police officer of Ajuwon Divisional Police Station, Mr. Fred Ekokotu, a Chief Superintendent of Police, was evasive as he declined comments on the incident but a senior police officer at the station informed the Crime File that the investigations conducted so far revealed that the man died after having sex with the woman.

The police officer who spoke to the Crime file on condition of anonymity stated however that what the police could not fathom yet was what led to the death of the deceased.

Embarassed

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http://www.tribune.com.ng/28022007/crime2.html

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:03 pm

Wait for the letters to start flooding in. Should be interesting Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:07 pm

At least the dude had a happy ending. That's the way I'd like to go.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:11 pm

A happy ending with your Avatar Karma Embarassed

who is she?

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:26 pm

Overtones of our friend Sani
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sani_Abacha

scroll down to "His Sudden death" Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:49 pm

Why has no one done the "he came and went" joke here yet?

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:09 pm

Quote:

That's the way I'd like to go.

To die in a brothel in Nigeria??? Well....every man has his preferences *g* Laughing

@Topic: I bet he just wanted to steal himself away from sleeping on the wet spot Wink

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:32 pm

He probably just wanted to have sex without paying, just for once - but I'll bet she emptied his wallet before running away.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:33 pm

wayne wrote:

Why has no one done the "he came and went" joke here yet?

Dunno, haven't seen the "It took them a week to close the coffin lid" or "was that 2 stiffs they found" gags either

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:36 pm

Quote:

"It took them a week to close the coffin lid"

I�d rather guess, they cut a hole in the coffin and stick and mount the flowers around the thing that looks out Wink

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:57 pm

Well at least we can be sure that the poor fella wasn't a scammer. All my lads are very religious and would never be caught dead in a brothel. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:59 pm

breadcrumb wrote:

I�d rather guess, they cut a hole in the coffin and stick and mount the flowers around the thing that looks out

The thing that looks out, is probably this

Laughing

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:49 am

Carrott wrote:

wayne wrote:

Why has no one done the "he came and went" joke here yet?

Dunno, haven't seen the "It took them a week to close the coffin lid" or "was that 2 stiffs they found" gags either

How about, "He found out too late that it was a hard row to ho"?

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:56 am

Looks like he got screwed.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:00 am

Ba-Doomp-Du

I'll be here til Wednesday, try the lamb.

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:14 am

I hear that this happens often in Bangkok.

A guy at work died in the saddle but before the days of Viagra.

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