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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:25 pm

Safari's I don't know, but McFlibbish still holds the record for the number of visits to WU by one lad.

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:05 am

To check his co-ordinates, when he e-mails you could ask him to phone you from Tamale and give you a number to ring back on. There might be an area code or s'thing you could check.

It may also reassure him somewhat to know that he's not all alone in upper Ghana...... Razz

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:44 pm

BWAHHAHAA!

I finally heard from him!

Quote:

But why are you doing this to me you want to go jhll i go to coustom office in Tamale airpot
to pick the goods they ask me the name of the company he brig the goods i told them is
London Nationwide they told me that they don't have breach in Tamale airpot so they sent me out of the airport they say i'm a tife i don't why you are doing this to all time you set me to Borkner faso and Togo and Nigeria Bogartanger And Tamale

Now, the courier company is not LONDON NATIONWIDE, but M@de-up, is it not? This was the idiot's 9th safari! Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^

, Damn he is so stupid, on my courier website, under the banner where it says my courier company name, it says:

Quote:

London - Nationwide - International

What a retard HAHA Laughing

CW, can you mask or xxx out the word Mxxxxx, cheers.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:04 pm

What the fell is a tife?

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:19 pm

A very confused theif who had to pawn his 'h' to buy his last meal Very Happy

-edit- Fixed the spelling mistake in 'buy' for jojo's benefit. Seems to have worked.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:09 pm

^^^^

BWAHAHAHA!!!

I read that about 10 times before I got it. I kept coming back to see if it would make sense.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:41 pm

Here is more:

Quote:

i don't have receipts i go with small car why you want to kill me waht you want from me if you don't want to help me live me alon i am going crazy and mad i don't understad this brother you are just lying to someone i wont mind you anymone?

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Crazy and mad huh, damn, just think how crazy and mad he will be after a few more safari's Laughing

, he has not contacted the couriers and I doubt he will after my last email to him Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:53 pm

SP-

Let us put on the site that the sender has paid to get the shipment re-routed to Kumasi. Maybe we can get him there. Put an update or something on the page maybe? It is worth a shot.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Ok, give me half hour and I will update the tracking, showing it's been sent to Kumasi airport.

[edit]

I have added this to the tracking page:

Quote:

Feb 28th 2007

SHIPPING UPDATE: The sender, Mr Fxxxx Sxxxx, has paid a further limited shipment fee, this enables the shipment to be sent to an airport closer to the receiver, the receiver, Mr Kxxxx Wxxx Txxx, is now able to collect the shipment from

That do for you, JoJo? Nice short trip for him, only about 125 miles from Accra.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:26 pm

We also want photos of that small car.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:28 pm

That will work...

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:35 pm

Damn, this is priceless!

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:54 pm

Do you have a mobile phone number? I might be able to call him and offer customer disservice.

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:48 pm

Yeah, let me get it from him. His goods have been re-routed to Kumasi. Hopefully we can pull out safari number 10!

EDIT: Here is the number: 233 0246499015. The name is Kevin Will Tony and the goods are laptops, cell phones and lots of cash. Tell him that Mr. Franc Smith (me) spent his own money to have the goods shipped to the Kumasi airport. Tell him to get to Kumasi and pick up the goods there. Make sure at the cusomts office he asks for instead of London Nationwide. If you record the call that would be awesome.

Here is the latest:

Quote:

That is the name in they website don't turn me down is London Nationwide i can't go any again why you want skill you don't know am suffering i don't have money to buy food to eat
transport money i don't have i beg for money in tamale before i came back to accra you turn
me to mad man walking on street why what i'm done to you or you want me to die or to go jhll?

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

JoJo, I will send Kevin an email, telling him that I received an email from you asking me to explain to him that we are not called London Nationwide, only that those are some of the places we deliver.

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:16 pm

I sent this:

Quote:

My word Kevin- you are so dense! The name of the courier is !!! It is not London Nationwide. That is telling you that they ship to London, they ship nationwide and they ship international! Geez. I have paid to get the goods closer to you. They will not ship to Ghana for customs reasons. The goods are in Kumasi now, which is much closer for you. Is that cool Kevin? That is not far away, so you won�t have to make that trip. Once you get to Kumasi, you must email me to let me know you are there. Save ANY receipts that you get Kevin. Please. We will reimburse you. Anyway, let me know what day you go. And ask for . You have been asking for the wrong courier every time. No wonder you cannot pick up your goods!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I gave him a little slap for his stupidity as well:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

I have received an email from Mr Fxxxx Sxxxx, he informs me you are having difficulty collecting your shipment, it appears that you are making a mistake with the name of my courier company.

Mr Smith said that you told him you were asking for a courier company called "London Nationwide", well, that is not the name of my courier company, my company is called Mxxxxx Cxxxxxxx, look on my website, look at the logo banner at the top of the page it says:

Welcome To
Mxxxxx - 1 - Cxxxxxxx
London - Nationwide - International

As you can see, this company is called Mxxxxx Cxxxxxxx, our headquarters are based in London, UK, and where it says "London - Nationwide - International" on the logo banner, those are THE DESTINATIONS WE DELIVER TO, NOT THE NAME OF THE COMPANY.

We deliver to places in "London", we also deliver "nationwide", as in the whole of the UK, and also "international" deliveries, hence, "London - Nationwide - International being on the banner".

It would take an extremely stupid person to think we were called "London Nationwide", try reading all the text on my website homepage.

You are obviously not very bright and have the mental capacity of a headless chicken that has been kept in the frozen food section of a Ghana supermarket, so let me spell it out for you so that you are no longer mistaken, the courier company you have to ask for is:

Mxxxxx Cxxxxxxx
Mxxxxx Cxxxxxxx
Mxxxxx Cxxxxxxx
Mxxxxx Cxxxxxxx
Mxxxxx Cxxxxxxx
Mxxxxx Cxxxxxxx
Mxxxxx Cxxxxxxx

It is NOT called:

LONDON NATIONWIDE
LONDON NATIONWIDE
LONDON NATIONWIDE
LONDON NATIONWIDE
LONDON NATIONWIDE
LONDON NATIONWIDE
LONDON NATIONWIDE
LONDON NATIONWIDE

Regards,

Cxxxxx Mxxxxx.

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:58 pm

Kevin should collect Mugu miles, which can be redeemed at all good internet cafes and Western Union offices.

Speaking of which, send him to collect some money from the Western Union office at Kumawu, Ghana. As a WU secure transfer, it can only be picked up from there. The reason I was trying to get lads to go there was (a) Its in the back of beyond, (b) Its 'special' location. From the WU website's locator page:

Quote:

Western Union Agent locations/Addresses Phone Numbers
(233) (51) 20274
KUMAWUMAN RURAL BANK LTD
NEAR KUMAWU POLICE STATION
P.O.BOX 33
KUMAWU , ASHANTI REGION

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:06 pm

He is quite familiar with the WU Secure... I think he has had a good 5 or 6 safaris out of them, not to mention the scores of WU secures he has had to try to pick up in Accra. But why not? Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:08 pm

Mad Street Walker wrote:

you want me to die or to go jhll?

We have the option? Quick, someone fetch a coin!

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:08 pm

Quote:

Kevin should collect Mugu miles, which can be redeemed at all good internet cafes and Western Union offices

BWAHHHHHH!!!! Laughing

When Kevin is done supplying helmets (if ever) @jojo must send him the membership card complete with total miles earned.... Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:52 pm

I am going to send him his photopage that I made for him. This is definitely a lad that needs to be burned. I normally don't do that, but this lad deserves the right to know. He has earned it.

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:03 pm

Al Kikyras of the Customer Service Department has just got off the phone with him. You can really hear him perk up when I confirm that the package was insured for over $200,000.00

I think we can count on this guy for safari #9.

http://media.putfile.com/call-from-the-couriers

On hold music: Sloop John B by the Beach Boys.

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