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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:16 am |
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I have a few .........I'll start with these:
Dollar Brand (now Abdullah Ibrahim), slept on my couch
I played tennis alongside Jerry Rice
I got to hug Crashhoot. |
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Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:46 am |
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you forgot to mention that you went topless on the internet |
_________________ Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. - Anything said in Latin sounds profound
The following statement is true
The above statement is false |
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Dareth Ioggmao
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 171
Location: Somewhere In Time
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:54 am |
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Met Joe Paterno.
Met Maynard Ferguson, three separate occasions. One of them was at Blues Alley, in line for the men's room during a set break.
I've been recorded and televised numerous times, but always as part of a musical ensemble. I did get to perform a solo at the National Cathedral in Washington D.C. though, but that one wasn't recorded or televised. |
_________________ " I anticipate your unalloyed co-operation" - Gabriel Zigamur
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:47 am |
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lotta wrote: |
Dollar Brand (now Abdullah Ibrahim), slept on my couch
I played tennis alongside Jerry Ri |
Cool! Saw him live in Wynberg many years ago. Was great. |
_________________ With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:12 am |
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Nude on the front and center pages of a national newspaper. I'm not saying which, why or when. |
_________________ Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
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x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
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bawtiggler
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
Posts: 24
Location: Over Yonder
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:26 pm |
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I have won the lottery in the Uk 15 times, Spain 3 times and Netherlands 8 times all in the space of two weeks.
Not only that, i have inherited from and know loads of nigerians who i am in business with up to the trillions of dollars.
That makes me the richest person in the world. |
_________________ I hope by the special grace of God the most High you are doing alright. I am very disappointed at your behaviour in this transaction. - Rosemary Momoko
Do you know whom you are dealing with that you will tell a director of my calibre " to carry a piece of paper in my hand" is a slit on my person. - Mamoud Gumen |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:29 pm |
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Thud, You're not Linda Lusardi by any chance? |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:51 pm |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:03 pm |
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^^^are you one of those guys who run naked onto the football lawn during a match?? |
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"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:41 pm |
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Lewis Black has been to my house for dinner and drinks.
I gave Franco Harris (retired Steeler running back) a couple of vicodins.
I broke both legs at once in a skiing incident
I've been shot in the ass with a deer rifle. |
_________________ Boycott Shampoo..Demand REAL Poo
I LOVE THIS CLIP !
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Splooshy
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 05 Dec 2006
Posts: 135
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:01 pm |
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I've been to each and every one of the 50 states in the US. Alaska and Hawaii are especially beautiful. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:04 pm |
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@Ziggyzap
I'm surprised Boy George knew what a c*nt was. There again, perhaps with a mug like that he doesn't look in the mirror that much. |
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:50 pm |
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Reprob8 wrote: |
I've been shot in the ass with a deer rifle. |
By a vice president? |
_________________ With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:31 pm |
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Mike wrote: |
Hekate wrote: |
I used to go drinking ....Shane from The Pogues. |
And you lived to tell the tale ? Fair play to you! |
It's part of the reason why I hardly ever drink any more! One of his favourite 'drinks' is a pint glass filled with either the 'white', or the 'brown' spirits on a gantry. After half a pint of that, I was numb from the neck down! So was he, which is why when he famously walked in front of a taxi, he bounced several times, but felt no pain!
I was going to list the boring politicians I've met, but you'd all be soooooo underwhelmed! I'm supposed to be going to the Royal Garden Party next year, but I'm already wavering about that!
I prefer my other claims to fame anyway - they are much cooler!
I grew up with Jim Kerr from Simple Minds - we were great friends until primary school. Met up again in secondary school, but it was never the same! |
_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
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See SP's Irish Safari!
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:13 pm |
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Some of these might be a little bit obscure...
The year after the Detroit Tigers won the World Series for baseball back in the 1980s, I went to a Tigers game and afterwards got to shake Sparky Anderson's hand. Sparky was the manager of the team at the time.
When I was in high school I ran track. At our regional meet I spotted University of Michigan running back (at the time) Tyrone Wheatley in the bleachers and got him to autograph a $5 bill for me. He doesn't get much press anymore, but when he was playing at UofM he was pretty darned good.
After seeing the musician Matthew Sweet in concert I got to hang out on his tour bus for about ten minutes.
Every summer I get to help out a large Christian music festival and hang out with the musicians that play there. I think the most famous (at least among Christian music fans) one I've had a chance to hang with so far is Mac Powell from Third Day. |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:42 pm |
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My great-uncle was awarded the Victoria Cross in the Great War. I've been to the place where he won it - as well as to Gallipoli and a host of other sites where the AIF fought.
I've spoken to a WWII submarine ace, though I only learned exactly who he was later.
i've also spoken to a woman who single-handedly salvaged part of Cambodian culture. Em Theay risked her life to preserve books and notes on the Royal Dance troupe during the time of the Khmer Rouge, and rebuilt the Dance Troupe thereafter.
On a lighter note - I once shot a colleague's jeans full of holes at a firing range, using two different automatic weapons. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:50 pm |
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yastreb wrote: |
... I once shot a colleague's jeans full of holes ... |
Is he recovering well? |
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BadKarma
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Mar 2006
Posts: 447
Location: Funland
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:15 pm |
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I've appeared in the national news (the newsclip was also aired in at least one neighbouring country).
I've been interviewed by the local newspaper.
In a multinational seminar (over 400 people from all around the world attended it) it was announced that I and a couple of friends of mine are allowed to drink only half of the usual amount to ensure that there's enough booze for everyone. |
_________________ x30 total
x1 x8 x27
x86 webstores
George Annan (Accra - Benin City)
Dan (Accra - Lagos)
"HIS A BIG FRAUD. THE MESSAGE HE SENT TO ME IS A NIGERIA EANGLISH , I TRUST YOU SO MUCH AND I CAN GIVE YOU MY COMPANY PASSWORD TO CHECK THE MAIL HE SENT TO US."
"Just a thought. Maybe, you can get a well paid Mod job here." -Toomuchfun
Postwhores - gotta love 'em. |
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The Example
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Apr 2005
Posts: 184
Location: It's bath time
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:44 pm |
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I have met and drank with countless footballers both English and Scottish, shagged a footballers wife in the bullseye.
Had a bit of banter with Andrew Bryniarski in december now this chap is a fcuking man mountain to those who dont know him he played zangief in street fighter the movie but has also done a fair bit of other stuff aswell. |
_________________ Addicted to Peeve.
Join the fight to ban that fcuking bloo pen mugus use |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:56 pm |
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The Example wrote: |
shagged a footballers wife in the bullseye. |
Wow....and you're actually willing to share that? |
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Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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Dionysius
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2004
Posts: 1639
Location: 61 Cockle St, Llareggub
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:08 am |
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I managed to stop Tony Blair in his tracks. I was at a Party conference and sitting right in the front row on the left hand side of the hall, so he would walk past me on the way out. He finished his speach, had the usual standing ovation from the crowd. I just sat there shaking my head. He was walking past shaking hands , saw me and he stopped, did a double take and then carried on. |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:45 am |
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Benjamin_Franklin wrote: |
Some of these might be a little bit obscure...
shake Sparky Anderson's hand. |
Went to the same high school as Sparky sometime after Taft's presidency. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
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mugu_cultist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 02 Apr 2004
Posts: 857
Location: Deep 13
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:39 am |
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I remembered another one: I once had a couple of classes with the rather colourful (to put it mildly) brother of Sarah McLachlan.
I also attended a Canadian Football League game with Hall of Famer Eric Upton. This will mean absolutely nothing to anybody here, rather like saying "I saw some guy at a supermarket once. He was wearing a shirt." |
_________________ "I HOPE THEY WILL BE ENOUGH DOG FOR YOU TO EAT AS YOR WEDDING CAKE.."
"i really felt pity on the girl you marry. your pennis is like a cow." -- adams mensah
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:46 am |
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<br>I played the stunning xylophone solo at the end of Supertramp's 'Dreamer' single which reached No. 13 in the UK charts in 1975, and my sister was on Top Of The Pops with St Winifred's School choir who had a No.1 hit back in 1980 with 'No One Quite Like Grandma'. She wasn't in the group, she was in the audience.
Saw Alvin Stardust in my local once with his wife. They were in panto and hiring a house locally. Nice bloke. Kept himself to himself.
Also saw Roxanne from 'Pop Idol' singing in another local pub. That was before Simon Cowell got his grubby hands on her. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:37 am |
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kleindoofy wrote: |
yastreb wrote: |
... I once shot a colleague's jeans full of holes ... |
Is he recovering well? |
He wore them to a party that very evening apparently, though he never did tell what people said about the holes. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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