need a good priest name...

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 13 Feb 2007 Posts: 24

I have my teeth into the first of hopefully many mugus... after only two weeks and maybe 10 emails I believe he's ready to send me a picture.

Here's the lowdown: the initial contact email says he's starting up a charity and needs moral support...

I respond with a thank you, so and so must have sent you to me because I'm a decision maker with a congregation and able to take his cause up with the greater team of decision makers. We can pray for him, heh, and I ask for more details.

He responds with "yes, do pray" and gives me a laundry list of things he want s to do to help, a few emails later, "it costs alot of money to startup a charity here in Nigeria" starts coming into it.

Well, we just so happen to have a fund raiser approaching, and whammo, he's on it like a bass on a cheese doodle.

So, I have the fund-raiser figured out, we're distributing "rice bowls" to every member of the church. The rice bowl is a fold-up cardboard bowl like a carton of milk only wide and short, with a slot in the top... it's a coin bank. If everyone at the church fills up their rice bowl (and they do every year) then our mugu will be the recipient of around $15k in donations which has been our practice to send via WU or MG... to our servants in other lands...

now he's pulling at the bait, but I need to print something on the bowl, it is, after all, a charity appeal. So, I'll need the name of the charity, the name of the priest in charge, and of course, a picture of our missionary doing good works in Nigeria.

I'm thinking of:

Father PedrO Phil3 Lov3s the Childr3n Of Nig3ria

(munged to avoid the googles)

What do you think? Worthy first attempt? Or will you reserve judgement until I actually have the image in hand?

bighouse

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:19 pm

That sounds good. You need graphics to back it up?

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:21 pm

I personally wouldn't use the name. Not all priests molest children, you know.

Fantastic list of Priests in Father Ted. Mrs Doyle's Imaginary Priest Names: 'Fr. Andy Riley, Fr. Desmond Coyle, Fr. George Byrne, Fr. David Nicholson, Fr. Declan Lynch, Fr. Ken Sweeney, Fr. Neil Hannon, Fr. Keith Cullen, Fr. Ciaran Donnelly, Fr. Mick McEvoy, Fr. Jack White, Fr. Henry Bigbigging, Fr. Hank Tree, Fr. Hiroshima Twinkie, Fr. Stick Bubblecart, Fr. Johnny Hellzapoppin' , Fr. Luke Duke, Fr. Billy Ferry, Fr. Chewy Louie, Fr. John Hoop, Fr. Hairy Cakelinum, Fr. Ebula Conundrum, Fr. Peewee Stairmaster, Fr. Tight Head Lips, Fr. Jemima Racktouey, Fr. Jerry Twig, Fr. Spodo Komodo, and of course Fr. Canabrana Lammer

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:26 pm

Just keep the name real. No priest would have a name like that.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Feb 2007 Posts: 59

You forgot "Father Ron Jeremy" as Shive metimbers has used.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:01 pm

i`m using at the moment, and it`s working a treat Laughing

The Lads don`t care what your name is, once its not "i`m a scambaiter", they are only interested in your money, however, do take an interest in their name, ask the meaning and compliment it, goes a long way to forming those bonds you need for an obedient pet Twisted Evil