not enough slapping.. any sugestion for my next slap..

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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:27 pm

Quote:

Mr. Rey,

I must confess that words are not enough to express my disappointment after reading through your mail. I only said you should contact my lawyer so he can provide you with the needful since my ill-health could not permit me, but it remain a surprise that a matured and knowledgeable Man of your Age is still using some irritating language like:
"get off your ass.. Get your fucking lawyer"

Well, I agree the fact that you are a rich Man, but bear it mind that your wealth is worthless if the poor and needy does not benefit from it. It is quite unfortunate that my bad health condition brought me in contact with you, if not I don't think anything should have brought about all the insult you have given to me so far.

For your information everything you requested is intact, but I was actually waiting to know the fellow am dealing with before releasing the documents. We have lost large sum of money in the hands of some individuals who claim to be honest while trying to carry out this same Charity work, so you must understand the reason for my refusal over your request.

If you are read and willing to handle the project in sincerity of purpose, then I will expect you get back to me for further proceedings, but if not please forget it.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Rose Maxwell

any sugestions for slapping Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:38 pm

Tell him you have Tourette's syndrome and then proceed to curse him some more for belittling your affliction.

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:58 pm

Swearing at your lad does nothing. He simply gets a little miffed and moves on. You really want to slap well, you need to find a nerve and pinch it. If you attack him through vulgar verbal abuse he'll gloss over it.

If you provide a very well thought out attack on the things he holds in high esteem, then you'll have the desired reaction. Lads like to think of themselves as players. They think of themselves as clever and smarter than their victims, and they truly believe it. When you 'slap' with vulgarity they can simply respond with the same, so it really does nothing.

You need to make them feel small and insignificant. They need to feel as though they have no control over the their maga (you) and you think of them as nothing more than children trying to play in a adult world. You can insult their intelligence and business sense in a way that shakes his disturbed little world. However a well structured, surgical slap should always end with a dangled carrot. Treat them mean to keep them keen.

Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:02 am

Wise words
Cheers nurse Razz

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:03 am

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We have lost large sum of money in the hands of some individuals who claim to be honest

Sounds like one of us got to him before, and burned him, so he's a bit wary. Good luck with this one. He seems to like to lecture people. Sometimes a lecturer can be fun. (To burn again.) Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:13 am

No. That statement is a usual ploy of a lad to have the victim feel sorry that he was cheated before and you wouldn't want to do it again. It doesn't mean he was baited.

Sometimes NN almost sounds like he knows what he is talking about. Smile

Slapping so you feel superior accomplishes nothing. Control a lad with intelligence and subtlety and you will feel better about yourself than just belittling him. Slapping is surgical. In and out and only what is required.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:23 am

I hardly ever find it necessary to dish out really hard slaps. The only time I get really nasty is when the bait is completely over, or if I am trying to abolish a particular character that the lad is using. Most of the time I just dish out minor slaps whener my lad starts to feel big headed. For me it doesn't take much to put myself back in control.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:10 am

DrWho wrote:

Sometimes NN almost sounds like he knows what he is talking about. Smile

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Dear Mr.Who,

I must admit that I am confused from your email. I am a professional business man who performs transactions like this daily. I am very aware of the fundamentals of business and preferred not to be lectured by someone who does not know their arse from their elbow. Dr.Usman Who, I think because my brain actually functions you can see why I am having trouble to decipher the contents of your email.

I do have a couple of questions to better understand your childish methods. Please answer these in numbered form so I can make sense of your drivel.

1. Can you follow simple instructions?
2. Can you read?
3. Have you ever conducted ANY business before? Ever?
4. Do you know how a bank operates?
5. Do you know how to count past 10?
6. Are you familiar with your alphabet?
7. Do you have a superior who can take over when you screw this up?

Mr.Usman Who Soludo, I hope you can answer these correctly. I am only interested in conducting serious business with people who know what they are doing. I am not interested in working with small time jokers, which you appear to be. Are you a small time joker?

Unlike you, my time and efforts are real and valuable. So please don't be an idiot, and please don't ask stupid questions. I have the funds and resources to help you in this transaction, but if you make even one mistake and act the foolish goat with me, I will have you fired and engage in business with someone smarter. I am leaving that open as I explained this process to my sofa and it could understand the process better than you.

Regards,

Dr. Mr. Prof. Nurse P. Nasty

Copy / Paste / Recycle

I hope my lad Dr.Mr.Who Abacha gets back to me... Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:07 am

Sounds like it is *that* time of the month for a certain nurse. Perhaps she would like to rest a little before continuing with this business transaction. And it is Dr.Mr.Barrister Who Abacha for your information.
Laughing

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