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Vanndickey
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 1005
Location: Iapetus
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:37 am |
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tell her you want to meet her soon..... |
_________________ "you are the greatest lair I have ever come in contact with "- Kamara Ali
"Infact you are a deciet to the Americans.No appology to that ok"-Barrister Greg Lowe
"You will meet death soon,just watch out"-Zumla Thaba
"EAT A DICK AND DIE SLOW"-Mrs. Mary Collins Brown
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up_and_under
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
Posts: 621
Location: At your local Fruit & Vegetable stand
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:57 am |
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Make sure that you include in your persona that you are loaded. |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:59 am |
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I'd forgotton about her and just realised she never relpied to me.
In Russia is the there a ring finger? she has a wedding ring on both hands.
Then again I guess no one seems to stick to tradition anymore. |
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up_and_under
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
Posts: 621
Location: At your local Fruit & Vegetable stand
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:33 am |
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In Russia the wedding ring finger is on the right hand, it got to do with the the Russian Orthodox Church |
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geka
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 8
Location: Moscow
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:03 am |
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[quote="From: "Elena" <[email protected]>
It seems like she is still on script, any tips on how to get her off it?[/quote]
1. Complain you were scammed. say your loving heart was broken but you are an oldfashion gentlman and can never imagine to blame a weak creature woman in anything. say that from her nice letter and kind eyes on the pic you see that she's not one of those. say you have a strong man's desire to take care of somebody and will do your best to take her out of any trouble...
2. Tell her you are dying, the doctor told you last friday, and your last wish is to do something good - may be marry a miserable girl and make her happy. But you are in a hurry..
3. Say you grandpa was a communist so you are really serious about russian girls but a new one in Internet and have no idea what steps you should make next and have few time to read all those dating tips, you just want to do everything right.. |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:22 am |
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Find a point in her letter and ask her about it. When she ignores it then ask her again, making the letter shorter. If she still ignores it then make it shorter again until all you do is ask her about this one question and why she hasn't answered you. After a few emails she'll answer the question. They seem to notice short letters and will often comment on it. The problem then is keeping her off script. |
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HugginsDUI
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Feb 2007
Posts: 101
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:47 pm |
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I've already got her off script...she sent me of a "picture of her as a child" (yeah right) and I've confused the hell out of her by giving her a slap saying that I could get in trouble with the US govt. for having child pornography on my computer
"My dear!
I do not understand you.!!!
I do not think that you are a pedophile!!!!
I of the ambassador to you only my photo when I was small..
I hope that you understand me.
Now I already adult..
I wait your answer."
I've demanded a handwritten apology from her, considering that I "have" $30 million dollars inherited, maybe she'll come through with it
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:51 pm |
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She must be overloaded. I haven't heard from her in three or four days. |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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HugginsDUI
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Feb 2007
Posts: 101
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:53 pm |
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Benjamin, either that or you freaked her out. I've been getting usually at least one response a day on three different gmail accounts. |
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:55 pm |
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You make a good point. I did happen to throw in a subtle question regarding sex in the last email I sent her. I guess she's a prude! |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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HugginsDUI
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Feb 2007
Posts: 101
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:16 pm |
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Ben, doubt it. In two of my three gmail accounts I've made less-than-subtle sexual hints and she's replied back, albeit on script. I even messaged her "drunk" and was extremely obnoxious TyPINg LiKE THiS with lots of misspellings and tons of sexual innuendo. It might have helped though that on that account I told her I had an inheritance of $528 million |
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HugginsDUI
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Feb 2007
Posts: 101
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:29 pm |
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Update: She just sent me 8 pictures of kids (fully clothed, not doing anything gross THANK GOD) and she wrote me this:
"A-ha ha ha ah:)
My darling, you like my photos???
I wish to tell that you are pedophile!!!!!
Today I talked to the lawyer about it and it has told that I can give you to court.
I'll complain in embassy of the USA and I'll tell that you the pedophile...
It is very serious also you can plant in prison.
I have kept all your letters and I can use it as the proof.
I shall make all that there was a court...
On this week I'll go in your embassy..
But we can agree still..."
Wow...hilarious. Any ideas from you fellas about what to do next? |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:31 pm |
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The hidden data on the pics show where they came from originally ie HER COMPUTER. So bring it on! |
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HugginsDUI
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Feb 2007
Posts: 101
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Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:54 pm |
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Well, it is quite convenient that I have "a friend" who works at Interpol who I can tip off about these things... |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:48 am |
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After 4 short replies on her emails (including 1 renamed dll as my pic) I got her off script, she was mentioning husbands and fathers, I replied she was writing to a girl who happened to be a lesbian, so I was a bit confused, and there you go:
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oh my lovely, my princess!!!
You have understood me incorrectly.
I wanted to tell that I do not want to have the husband.
I want to be only with you with the girl...
I am too lesbian and I do not hide it..
You should not worry. All O'k!!!
I adore you!
Yours Elena |
I guess I'll have to apply for a sex change operation since this is getting serious... |
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HugginsDUI
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Feb 2007
Posts: 101
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Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:35 pm |
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Here's another pic:
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Tha Bad 1
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 29 Jan 2007
Posts: 18
Location: california
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Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:26 pm |
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LoL... this belongs in the hall of shame
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:05 pm |
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This is terrible the poor girl is so overloaded with lovers she has no time for me.
this may be why
Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:
[email protected]
Technical details of permanent failure:
PERM_FAILURE: SMTP Error (state 12): 550 Message was not accepted -- invalid mailbox. Local mailbox [email protected] is unavailable: user not found |
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HugginsDUI
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Feb 2007
Posts: 101
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Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:24 pm |
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Hahahah she gave me three different photos...excellent.
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:37 pm |
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anybody get this yet?
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I dreamed, how you meet me at the airport, take on hands and we go to you home.
At you at home we go in your bedroom and we sit on a bed. You begin to
undress me, to kiss and gently to iron my body. I love you and I begin
to understand, that love this very strong feeling. I am very pleased,
that I have found the present love.
I'll wait very much your answer.
Your bride in Russia.
Elena |
I am just trying to get her off script by telling her I want her here now, but I think she is still on script.
got these too.....
And not to be outdone by my fellow baiters.......
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My love, I trust you and I want that you trusted me..
When I have read through your letter I at once you have made you a photo which asked from me, but not naked...DAMMIT!
My love, I hope that you like it..
I love you!!!!
Yours Elena. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Posted:
Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:51 pm |
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Hang on..... she can't wait for you to "kiss and gently to iron my body"
Maybe s/he's not as young as she thinks s/he is..... |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:56 pm |
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^^^ She'll look better after the wrinkles are ironed out........ |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:12 pm |
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Here's the "I as a child" pic
Still on script here, but hopefully not for too much longer.
Oh and btw, "iron" means smooth. But iron is funnier |
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Posted:
Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:23 pm |
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Get that bra and panties one in a larger size! What's with the thumbnail? hehe! |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Posted:
Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:25 pm |
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