Pile on Elena

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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:37 am

tell her you want to meet her soon.....

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:57 am

Make sure that you include in your persona that you are loaded.

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:59 am

I'd forgotton about her and just realised she never relpied to me.

In Russia is the there a ring finger? she has a wedding ring on both hands.
Then again I guess no one seems to stick to tradition anymore.

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:33 am

In Russia the wedding ring finger is on the right hand, it got to do with the the Russian Orthodox Church

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:03 am

[quote="From: "Elena" <[email protected]>

It seems like she is still on script, any tips on how to get her off it?[/quote]

1. Complain you were scammed. say your loving heart was broken but you are an oldfashion gentlman and can never imagine to blame a weak creature woman in anything. say that from her nice letter and kind eyes on the pic you see that she's not one of those. say you have a strong man's desire to take care of somebody and will do your best to take her out of any trouble...

2. Tell her you are dying, the doctor told you last friday, and your last wish is to do something good - may be marry a miserable girl and make her happy. But you are in a hurry..

3. Say you grandpa was a communist so you are really serious about russian girls but a new one in Internet and have no idea what steps you should make next and have few time to read all those dating tips, you just want to do everything right..

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:22 am

Find a point in her letter and ask her about it. When she ignores it then ask her again, making the letter shorter. If she still ignores it then make it shorter again until all you do is ask her about this one question and why she hasn't answered you. After a few emails she'll answer the question. They seem to notice short letters and will often comment on it. The problem then is keeping her off script.

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 101

I've already got her off script...she sent me of a "picture of her as a child" (yeah right) and I've confused the hell out of her by giving her a slap saying that I could get in trouble with the US govt. for having child pornography on my computer Laughing

"My dear!
I do not understand you.!!!
I do not think that you are a pedophile!!!!
I of the ambassador to you only my photo when I was small..
I hope that you understand me.
Now I already adult..
I wait your answer."

I've demanded a handwritten apology from her, considering that I "have" $30 million dollars inherited, maybe she'll come through with it
Smile

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

She must be overloaded. I haven't heard from her in three or four days.

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 101

Benjamin, either that or you freaked her out. I've been getting usually at least one response a day on three different gmail accounts.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

You make a good point. I did happen to throw in a subtle question regarding sex in the last email I sent her. I guess she's a prude!

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 101

Ben, doubt it. In two of my three gmail accounts I've made less-than-subtle sexual hints and she's replied back, albeit on script. I even messaged her "drunk" and was extremely obnoxious TyPINg LiKE THiS with lots of misspellings and tons of sexual innuendo. It might have helped though that on that account I told her I had an inheritance of $528 million Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 101

Update: She just sent me 8 pictures of kids (fully clothed, not doing anything gross THANK GOD) and she wrote me this:

"A-ha ha ha ah:)

My darling, you like my photos???
I wish to tell that you are pedophile!!!!!
Today I talked to the lawyer about it and it has told that I can give you to court.
I'll complain in embassy of the USA and I'll tell that you the pedophile...
It is very serious also you can plant in prison.
I have kept all your letters and I can use it as the proof.

I shall make all that there was a court...
On this week I'll go in your embassy..
But we can agree still..."

Wow...hilarious. Any ideas from you fellas about what to do next?

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:31 pm

The hidden data on the pics show where they came from originally ie HER COMPUTER. So bring it on!

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 101

Well, it is quite convenient that I have "a friend" who works at Interpol who I can tip off about these things... Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:48 am

After 4 short replies on her emails (including 1 renamed dll as my pic) I got her off script, she was mentioning husbands and fathers, I replied she was writing to a girl who happened to be a lesbian, so I was a bit confused, and there you go:

Quote:

oh my lovely, my princess!!!
You have understood me incorrectly.
I wanted to tell that I do not want to have the husband.
I want to be only with you with the girl...
I am too lesbian and I do not hide it..
You should not worry. All O'k!!!
I adore you!
Yours Elena

I guess I'll have to apply for a sex change operation since this is getting serious...

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 101

Here's another pic:

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:26 pm

LoL... this belongs in the hall of shame

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:05 pm

This is terrible the poor girl is so overloaded with lovers she has no time for me.

this may be why

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:
[email protected]

Technical details of permanent failure:
PERM_FAILURE: SMTP Error (state 12): 550 Message was not accepted -- invalid mailbox. Local mailbox [email protected] is unavailable: user not found

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 101

Hahahah she gave me three different photos...excellent.

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:37 pm

anybody get this yet?

Quote:

I dreamed, how you meet me at the airport, take on hands and we go to you home.
At you at home we go in your bedroom and we sit on a bed. You begin to
undress me, to kiss and gently to iron my body. I love you and I begin
to understand, that love this very strong feeling. I am very pleased,
that I have found the present love.

I'll wait very much your answer.
Your bride in Russia.
Elena

I am just trying to get her off script by telling her I want her here now, but I think she is still on script.

got these too.....

And not to be outdone by my fellow baiters....... Laughing

Quote:

My love, I trust you and I want that you trusted me..
When I have read through your letter I at once you have made you a photo which asked from me, but not naked...DAMMIT!

My love, I hope that you like it..
I love you!!!!
Yours Elena.

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:51 pm

Hang on..... she can't wait for you to "kiss and gently to iron my body"
Maybe s/he's not as young as she thinks s/he is.....

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:56 pm

^^^ She'll look better after the wrinkles are ironed out........ Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:12 pm

Here's the "I as a child" pic

Still on script here, but hopefully not for too much longer.

Oh and btw, "iron" means smooth. But iron is funnier Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

Get that bra and panties one in a larger size! Very Happy

What's with the thumbnail? hehe!

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:25 pm