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Baldrick
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Mar 2006
Posts: 193
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Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:46 pm |
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This just in:
I SINCERELY APOLOGISE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCES THIS MIGHT COST YOU TO HAVE TO WITHDRAW THE PAYMENT.
I EXPECT THAT AS SOON AS YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT I EXPECT TO RECIEVE THE MTCN FROM.
I HAVE HAD A SIMILAR SITUATION LIKE YOURS WHERE I WAS TOLD TO ENTER v3r1fys3c.COM WHICH IS A VERY LONG TASK AS I HAD TO SIT ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS TRYING TO RETRIEVE THE MTCN USED FOR PAYMENT .
I ADVICE YOU INSTRUCT THEM AT THE WESTERN UNION OUTLET TO GIVE YOU THE MTCN AFTER MAKING THE PAYMENT WITH THE ABOVE INFORMATIONS.
I REPEAT YOU ARE TO SEND TO THIS LEGAL CHAMBER THE MTCN AND NOT TO REFER ME TO ANOTHER SITE TO RETRIEVE THE MTCN,THIS WILL ALSO BE A DELAY ON YOUR INHERITANCE TRANSFER.
I AWAIT THE MTCNS FROM YOU TOMORROW
Tel::+234-80-22xxxxx
(ESQ)
I legally rest my case.
Yours at attorney
(SAN)esq |
_________________ Ben fool, I think I have heard enough of this, I will tell you how stupid and idiocy you are later. Just give me some days. (Dr. Lowell)
idiot (Dr. Lowell 7 weeks later)
I'm Still your friend, we are not enemies, but you sound like a professional fraud man or FBI. (Freeborn Moses)
we build relationship and watch it going up am a woman i need you to be at peace first not so wild like animal. (Mrs. Elizabeth)
NOW WALK MAJESTICALLY LIKE A LION TO YOUR WU OFFICE (williams wilcox)
I love the idea of the Security verification code (Freeborn Moses after 1143 answers)
SWING INTO ACTION EMBLIND (in a subject line) |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:49 pm |
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Baldricks whiny unhappy lad wrote: |
I legally rest my case. |
I see that Perry Mason is alive and well |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:50 pm |
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I suggest an 11 digit number. Also, I think those that use "esq" like to be called esqueer. |
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:56 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:59 pm |
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Demanding little bugger isn't he.
Slap him and then give him a whirl on Emma's WUSECURE
http://www.wusecure.com/n0t1fy.html |
Last edited by Slightlyoutofit on Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:02 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Baldrick
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Mar 2006
Posts: 193
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Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:01 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
Demanding little bugger isn't he.
Slap him and then give him a whirl on Emma's WUSECURE |
Actually, all my lads seem to be like this...well, at first anyway |
_________________ Ben fool, I think I have heard enough of this, I will tell you how stupid and idiocy you are later. Just give me some days. (Dr. Lowell)
idiot (Dr. Lowell 7 weeks later)
I'm Still your friend, we are not enemies, but you sound like a professional fraud man or FBI. (Freeborn Moses)
we build relationship and watch it going up am a woman i need you to be at peace first not so wild like animal. (Mrs. Elizabeth)
NOW WALK MAJESTICALLY LIKE A LION TO YOUR WU OFFICE (williams wilcox)
I love the idea of the Security verification code (Freeborn Moses after 1143 answers)
SWING INTO ACTION EMBLIND (in a subject line) |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:41 pm |
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It's quite simple - because he failed to complete the procedure he must now be on some terrorist list at the office. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:43 am |
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baldrick--
The lad said to you:
REPEAT YOU ARE TO SEND TO THIS LEGAL CHAMBER THE MTCN AND NOT TO REFER ME TO ANOTHER SITE TO RETRIEVE THE MTCN,THIS WILL ALSO BE A DELAY ON YOUR INHERITANCE TRANSFER.
I don't like The Lads giving me orders and telling me what I must/have-to do. And especially when it comes to me doing them a favor and maybe wiring them some green! You need to re-gain your control of the bait and assert your dominance in it. Get the lad to be 'apologetic', you can later turn it into 'apoplectic'. ..Their sense of urgency is never MY own. I have plants that need watering, a dog to be walked, new hats to purchase, clocks to be re-set, various minutae. You get the picture.
I'm never good with ultimatums-given-me in both worlds, but with the mugus I can reply back and screw up their world. I don't have to take any crap from them! And neither do you. Tell them your pet raccoon/hedgehog/wallaby got a yeast infection and then hepatitis....These bozos are still amazed that we Westerners actually spend more cash on food and med bills for pets we love in a month than they make in 6 months. And forget about the fact that we will actually spend money with a veterinarian for the health care of a pet. This is untenable to the lads. But be sure to remind them of it...
As is obvious, a little slap goes a long way and you need to slap Justice Duke Edet for his lack of civility and his 'chutzpah'.
The Hat is always thinking.
cheerz--jervis tetch---mad hatter |
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