They are more fun when you ignore them for a while

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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:50 am

As a heavy user of email during work time and not at home I get to ignore my mugus for a few days at a time. It certainly sorts out the desperate ones from the indifferent ones.

Latest bit of fun has been with lad running some sort of investment scam..

Finally he sent me a very fake cheque to confirm my share...

Quote:

Sir,

I dont understand what you are saying, i told you i am a civil servent working under instruction ok.Upon your request which i disclose to my boss Barr Williams he then instruct me to scan the cheque and send it across to you.
Acknowledge the attached and get back to me with the necessary information to enable me send the cheque.
Regards,
Mr.Paul

Reply
Excellent work there my friend. I will do what is necessary after I have printed it off.

Then nothing for a while as he was a pretty boring lad but he sent this after a couple of weeks....
Dear Sir,

What is the problem with you, I could not hear from you since all this while, can you tell me what the problem is all about? please be sure that this check has a validity period and i know it's not wise to let it expire. I am waiting to hear from you as soon as possible.

Paul

I said

Thankyou for the cheque, I printed it and the crooked bank manager I know cashed it for me for a share of the proceeds. So thankyou for the free money and if there is anything I can do just ask.

Dear Sir,

Since you said that you cashed the money, and you stay cool without getting in touch. It's ungreatful, however, you have to compensate me for all my effort and troubles. As soon as I hear from you I will be giving you the information as to where you shall be sending to me my own share as you know that I deserve some good things from you $8,900 with this amount I can start up some good living and stop working with somebody as a secretary. I am waiting to hear from you soon as I can send you the information and instruction where to send the money.

Ha ha some hopes...i sent this to the joker

Why would I send you anything? you sent me the cheque? I am having a great time with the money and already spent $38 000 at the casino. I do not know why you deserve anything

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:03 am

You better be careful that he does not send the F.I.B. on your trail.

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...or Interpol, or the CIA or MI5 - how do the lads have these contacts?? Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:09 am

Don't worry about the F.I.B, CIA, MI5 or Interpol, watch out if he threatens to hire the A-Team!

"i aint gettin' in no plane... fool"

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:04 pm

dagget illustrates a good point here.

Some people say that the haven't got time for Baiting.

Our Lads like you to write to them every day, but in real life you can't. Even if you just have just one Lad and write to him once very few days you can still string him along. You may have to come up with an excuse way you can't write to him constantly ...but what the heck.

Just Baiting one Lad on a part time basis helps

On the other hand, I remember reading about one Lad telling his part time Baiter off for not letting him know where he was at any one time. So the Baiter wrote to him on the hour, every hour with things like:-

Quote:

Going into a meeting right now ...I'll be about an hour
Just to let you know I just got back

Going to the bathroom right now
Just got back

Going for lunch .......... etc

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:27 pm

spotthepot--

It is indeed a bizarro-world out there. In at least 1 instance I had a mugu emailing me 4-5 times a day to find out 'what's goin' on'..

Essentially I've found that if the mugus are hungry enough--and anything beats 'boiled-cow-feet-soup'--they will hang in there and fall for anything--"my raccoon got hepatitis"-- but you know this too. I'm a newbie here but not in the battle against them--3+yrs now, thousands of letters.

Other times I have found them giving me some sort of 24-48hr deadline. I have found that as long as I haven't committed myself to a specific flight schedule to go to W./So. Africa to be robbed and murdered, I can pretty much fly anything by them in the way of excuses. After all, when they say the transaction is '100% risk-free' they never mention the intangible glitches that come up. If they can have them, so can I. LOL!

cheerz, jervis tetch---mad hatter

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:50 pm

Quote:

I have found them giving me some sort of 24-48hr deadline

I have one at the moment who gave me just that deadline about five weeks ago ...... seems strange that he seems to have forgotten about it (I never remind him about it though Wink

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