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Charlie Muggins
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 118
Location: A place where happiness reigns, and music plays ever so loudly.
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:31 am |
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How about getting a carved effigy of Shivers pirate persona(another bait)
and when the GREAT WORK is complete, place it in the TWATS chamber
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:21 pm |
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We were quite disappointed in the pitiful Monument of Faith that the lad constructed, so naturally, we had him redo it.
Here are the photos.
Now, this TWAT is ready for the ordination cerimony
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<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
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The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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BadKarma
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Mar 2006
Posts: 447
Location: Funland
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:31 pm |
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What's the barb-wire on the wall for? Are those f'king twats on some concentration camp? |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:36 pm |
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The lads look proud of their work... but the eye does look a tad crooked. |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:35 pm |
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The new pyramid looks pretty good, but I think it is just too close to that back wall. Is there any way you could have them move it over 5 or 6 feet? |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:40 pm |
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Ah! Much better effort. When do we get to see the leap of faith from the burning eye? |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:49 pm |
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We're sending him the instructions for the "cerimony" today. Hopefully, we should see another video in a about one - two weeks or so. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:52 pm |
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Bravo gents! |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:21 pm |
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Lets hope this one's "leap of faith" is a tad higher...
Oh and that his "mates" forget to catch him!!! |
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:39 pm |
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Are you gonna try and get other lads to go and destroy this one for the bag of diamonds inside . I really do hope so, it would go down in Eater legend if it worked! |
_________________ "SETAN WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO HEIL"- barrister richard knowles, my first ever bait! (And a suspected Nazi by the looks of it)
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:45 pm |
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it's gold actually:
GOLD
Thanks to Marvinator! |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:51 pm |
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The bags look like they've been stuffed with soft stuff not sand or dirt.
They look like a pile of pillows. I'm guessing the ground was covered in vegetable matter. If it's true you might just have a huge compost heap there.
Maybe it will spontaneously combust |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:03 pm |
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harrya wrote: |
The bags look like they've been stuffed with soft stuff not sand or dirt.
They look like a pile of pillows. |
I think you may be onto something there... |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:41 pm |
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YW - For future pyramids,I suggest that the mugus be introduced to the art of feng shui, and that any pyramid that does not comply with the teachings of feng shui will not be acceptable to your cult.
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:30 pm |
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Got an update here...The Second coming of TWAT completed his pyramid ceremony over a month ago but it wasnt until today that I received the video. I am currently waiting for YouTube to process the video but here is a cool image of the disc design the lad created.
The lad actually had a video production company (i use this term very very loosely) edit his video. You will see this when I post the youtube link. |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:33 pm |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:36 pm |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Posted:
Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:07 pm |
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tapping fingers inpatiently....... is the video up yet?
wanna see wanne see |
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maynard_g_krebbs
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 140
Location: somewhere over a rainbow
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:40 pm |
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Stonehenge as scambaits? That is an excellent theory! I wonder why this hasn't been explored more? |
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justjay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 2412
Location: ~Data Miner & Esoteric Trivia Collecter~
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Posted:
Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:49 pm |
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1,510,000 NGN Naira = 11,413.79 USD= 5,792.042 GBP = 8,502.304 EUR for the Land. (XR QuickCalculator�)
Wonder how much they spent in "related fees" to barr isters, materials, taxes/bribes, and such |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Posted:
Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:42 pm |
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I'm in Awe ( also small place on Scotland)
haw brill man
#haw aah coudnae no dae that |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Posted:
Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:34 pm |
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@ BW and YW
I will be sending my Opus Dai templar to deface your pyramid
letter sent to my mugu:
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Dear Son:
How are you doing. I just wanted to know how you are doing with the flag and the costume for your squire.
Once you have completed this please let me know. I will be needing a photo of your squire.
Have you thought of what you are going to ask your squire to prove his loyalty to you and Opus Dai.
Son, Your third task will be given to you pretty soon. Your task will involve placing the flag upon a heathen church.
These devil worshipers have created a pyramid with an eye. They claim to be the T.W.A.T. church members. they worship an eye.
We have been investigating them for a while. So far we know that they have created two pyramids.
I will keep you inform on this.
God Bless you my son
Father xxxxx |
If you guys don't mind can I use the photos to send to my mugu.
He is preparing himself and his squire to perform the third task.
His reply this week
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Dear Father Dxxxxx,
Thank you for your mail. I must say am doing fine but not until the day I will meet you and thank you for your kindness towards me so far even though we have not met. You always made me feel as if I still have a caring father but am already getting use to it.
Father I have already made the flag and the outfit for my squire and I will be sending them to you to view soon just that I do not have the camera with me now but I will get it back from my friend shortly.
Yes, my squire has sworn his loyalty to me and to the SS which I told Father xxxxx earlier before he sends the instruction for the outfit. |
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Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
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I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:09 am |
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Twat a great idea this is.
I'm laughing so loudly. What entertainment will you bring next? |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Posted:
Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:38 am |
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I object! There is nothing worse than sand in one's T.W.A.T. and those T.W.A.T.s seem quite full to bursting with sand! |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:47 am |
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