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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:22 am

Here is the text reply to me less than 48hrs ago [under another alias of course] after only 1 letter of standard reply from me to 'Ahmed Wahid'-Accra [email protected]

But what separates this one from the thousands I have seen so far is that this lad is the 1st one ever asking me to pay for plane fuel for the UN to fly to see me! Doesn't even explain what ecowas and parastatals are to me, though I have heard it all before.

And obviously Ahmed thinks that $15K has that many zeroes. The Lad is so caught up in it all that he fails math class/basic 'catcher-boy' just by that.

cheerz, jervis tetch--mad hatter--The Hat is always contemplating the lads.

-----------scam-lad reply below------------------------------
Dearest xxxxxxx-[me]

This is Mr. Ahmed Wahid, we receive your mail.we sent your file to the office of the African union, ecowas and other government parastatals for proper documentations, that will enable us come to you for the delivery.

The amount for the documentation i will tell you when i meet with you in your country.
Now what we want you to know is that you will take care of the plane fueling,
that is to say you will Fuel the united nations aircraft that is coming with your consignments.The price for the fuel is 15, 000,000.00 ( fifteen thousand dollars)

When the money is sent to us, we will put your consignments on ther Jet and we will come to you for the delivery and other expenses like the documentations you will pay after you have ytou consignments with you.

We are waiting for your urgent Co-operation, so that we can come to you.
Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Ahmed Wahid
Chairman U.N.F.R.C.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:27 am

What type of fuel does he want? Where is his detailed flight plan? What sort of aircraft is it? what's the aircraft's fuel capacity? What's the flight time? Does the aircraft have a eski or bar fridge? What colour is it, red planes fly faster? Twin or single Jet? How many seats does it have? Are the seats comfortable? Is the engine designed for temporal flux in it warp core? Daddy or chips?

I think every questions requires it's own email, before you hand over any money!

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:03 am

Nurse Nasty--
You've got some great questions there! Stuff I should actually ask and info I should demand--damn this beer! Well not really...

I posted the scammers' email address but you have inspired me to get in contact with the relevant airplane questions back to him. A photo of 'UN Relief/High Court Refugees' along-side a plane might be due. That is before I whip out the cash, of course. If ever....not likely.

Thanx for the reply! Jervis Tetch--Mad Hatter

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:01 am

Tell the mugu that if it is not to much of a trouble, You want to see his pilots license.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:17 am

Or at least a photo of him in his Biggles helmet and white scarf Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:56 am

Hi Charlie Muggins and Rumbero,

The mugu never told me if'n he was a licensed pilot or not, but will check into that!..My guess is NO! A licensed pilot makes an honest days work! No need to scam on the net.

Below is a reply from a mugu REALLY mad at me. I have baited him on 6-7 aliases----AmbassaDORKwame----Ghana--his age off by 5 yrs from the real one. In one of those great moments of timing, I sent his phony passport to Shiver to post on the HOS around Jan 16th or so, and he did it right away and the below response from 'Kwame' received by me on Jan 20th. The Lad is definitely not happy! ...It's these moments I thrive on! Even if I risk losing any and all boxes of cash.

regards, jervis tetch/ mad hatter--The Hat always thinking...

-------mugu angry reply below------------

What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.

LET'S SEE.

Ambassador. [and added by me-- [email protected]]

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Did you really point him to the HOS? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:04 pm

Nice one Jervis. now you can turn the tables on him and ask him to provide a scanned copy of his plane ticket and provide details of the flight he will be arriving on, so that you can make a hotel reservation for him. If you offer that on the basis of being scared witless by his threat and trying to suck up to him, he may even go for it. Ask Shiver to remove the picture and put a message "Removed by request" in its place - he he he he he

I wonder if he is bright enough to recognise the irony of being put in the scam victims position ?

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:49 pm

wurzgnubbel--
You got it right, I pointed out to Ambassa-DORK-wame that I had his fake passport posted by Shiver on the HOS. The response he gave me was one I hoped for--a lad begging and threatening me. When they get desperate they are like butter....

Being as how there are 50 US States and at various times I say that I am from 30 or more with the scammers--- and I have been to all 50 states--- it's like shooting fish in a barrel when they claim to know about the USA.

Gotta go thru your message again to see if I missed anything--

regards, Jervis Tetch/ Mad hatter

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:02 pm

Quote:

What sort of aircraft is it?

Here you go...educate yourself and impress your Lad.

This is the link to the exclusive supplier of UN aircraft...SAFAIR.

http://www.safair.co.za/index.php

The UN doesn't own a single plane. The lease them all from these guys.
They are damn good at what they do and they are very expensive too.
The leases are "wet leases" which means pilots, crew and all other services included in the deal.

The UN only uses 3 types.

1 727 for the Secretary General and Entourage.

Hercules C-130's
$15,000 in fuel might get you from the gate to the airport runway but at least 22 metric tons of your friends and relatives can join you on the flight.

Hercules L-100-30's. Same as above but a little more fuel efficient. You will get at least half way down the runway with the first US$15,000 in fuel. Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:17 pm

Hi Gomer,
Your ideas are indeed good but first before I think about any pilot license/anything-related I have to work on a simple request for him standing by an 'official' UN airplane. [Photo, that is].. to ask him for an official pilot license is beyond the abilities of the scammers. It's useless for me to ask them on that. You too. But that plane photo represents a trophy to me if I can get it. Costs them money too.

But in the mind of the scammer--and always think like the enemy--it's not a big stretch to ask them to send a photo of them in front of an airplane--and in this case one that must be UN-approved. [i.e., some sorta UN official seal on it] when they bring aviation into the scam. My motto to them is 'put up or shut up'.

cheerz---jervis tetch/ mad hatter--The Hat is always thinking!

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:43 pm

asiaguy--
you know your stuff, especially when it comes to aviation. Contact me off-site and I'll be happy to talk about this rascal Ahmed and his UN airplane ready to deliver me my million$. It's an aeronautical scam better handled by you than me, if you're up to it. But I will still do the best that I can in 'the fight', as always.

cheerz, jervis tetch/ mad hatter

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Tell them you want to bring your own pilot...

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:21 pm

LOL tell him 22 tonnes of diesel fuel are on their way!

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:04 pm

Forget his plane mate. This is what you want Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:42 pm

If you need a pilot call Jack Dalton.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:22 am

Here is the reply to my reply sent earlier today. Note the rascal did not say what make/model aircraft it is.. I also note that the lad told me he was in Ghana. Now he talks of a stopover in South Africa on the way to NY! Talk about being off-course at my expense!!
And thanx for the input on pertinent questions to ask.
cheerz, jervis tetch--mad hatter

-------email feb-12-2007 below---my questions, his answers-----------

Dear Mr xxxxxxx [never told him I was a male, gave an ambiguous name]
Thank you very much for your mail.
I will answer your questions one after the pther.

1--What type of aircraft? I need a clear photo of it.
We are assigned for delivery with the United Nations Humanitarian Air service
with flight number UN OY--GML.
Have you seen the united nations Humanitarian Aircraft before?

2--What is the fuel capacity of said aircraft? The hp? Range?
I spoke to our pilot and he told me the aircraft will consume almosr 9 thousand gallons.

3--What is the per-gallon cost to fuel it?
The cost per gallons is what i have to find our from our office in newyork, when you send the 15 thousand dollars, we will contact our office and they will call south africa where the flight will go for fueling.

4--Can you please send me a photo of YOU standing by the aircraft? This should not be any problem, and once you do I will be ready to send the
money to you. No photo means no cash, that is how I am. I know that
you understand this.

Why do you want the photo of me, i can ask the pilot to get me the photo of the aircraft, so that i send it to you, if that is what will satisfy you

With best regards, [me]

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:11 am

Hi again,
The scammer is Ahmed Wahid [email protected] and
this lad flooded my baiting aliases with emails from the United Nations Funds Reconciliation Committee in the past 10 days or so. Never saw him before in thousands of scam letters, must be a new catcher-boy. Part of the scam community that now forego the dead bank scams and immediately tell you that they have your valuables and will deliver them officially to you --in my case the USA in real life, tho' I love to use Mexico because they haven't a clue about the place.

And those scammers who invoke real human tragedy such as 9/11, the Asian tsunami, Paki earthquake--et. al.--not to mention real plane crash victims and Steve Irwin--are the real scum of the earth. I don't put much stock in the Sagbama Expressway victims--poor Steve Moore--he has died over and over in that ghastly accident---but the fun and games end for me when they cite actual victims by name. And it's then that I aim to chew them up and spit them out.

In any event, as I said it was only 1 reply from me--with laconic dis-interest--that immediately got my reply from the lad, and his 2nd letter has me sending plane fuel money!

His original scam letter sent to me is below. No problem to contact him in the blind. Like 99.999% of scammers, he doesn't care who replies.

Cheers, jervis tetch--mad hatter---the hat is always thinking!

-------copy of original scam letter sent feb 2007 below------
Attention :

Dr Kofi Annan has received so many petitions stating that many people have sent a lot of money to Africa without them been able to get their boxes of money/consignments delivered to them. With this effect Dr Kofi Annan came to Ghana and set up this UNITED NATION FUNDS RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE (U.N.F.R.C) after which I was recommended as the head this U.N.F.R.C

Sir, to this day i have been able to deliver to 22 consignments to their respective owners.
Sir, , my team of workers found 5boxes that attached with your names and also with your phone number, which means you are the rightful owner of these boxes. After scanning the boxes we now know the exact amount of money and the currency which is (65 Million Dollars).
We will deliver to you if only you will meet our conditions:
1. 5% to be giving to any Charity Home of your choice.
2. 5% to be giving to Tsunami Victims
3. 5% to be giving to U.N in New York .
This is after delivering to you.

Get back to us immediately so that we can send you our phone and fax numbers for you to call us for final discussing of your delivery.
Sir, ,you are advised not to make any payment to anyone again until i meet with you face to face.
Sir, you now has 5 working days to finalize this from this day of notification.
Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Ahmed Wahid
Chairman U.N.F.R.C.