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thedevguy67
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Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:16 pm |
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Hello
I got this mugu as part of operation Cancer. I played this bait very slow. I was informed I won several million as part of the "Bono Lottery". I was turned over to a "Shipping Company" to contact as to how to recieve my funds. They wanted me to pay $550 via Western Union. I asked them what Western Union was. Could I use Eastern Union? Why can't they take the $550 out of my funds in advance? etc. A question a day for a week. Then I blamed my parents for being slow to give me the funds.
Finally Monday was the day of recokining. I mistransposed the MCTN several times. Finally, I got this today
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How are you doing?
I just read you email and i want to inform you that you are a not the actual winner of the winning funds. I ask you to forward to us your western union payment receipt to prove you are genuine.You taught we are fool or what.Well i want to inform you that you have been automatically disqualify from coming your funds.
So you are advise not to write this email address anymore or you will be trace by the Interpol, an all law enforcement agent to get hold of you for trying to steal other person funds.
Good day
Mr Ben.
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Oh my, he's going to get a few slaps via e-mail |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:22 pm |
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Tell him are are already on the Interpol most wanted list, and that they are offering a $20.000 reward for information that may lead to your arrest. |
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Luther Blissett
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 1029
Location: Watford, Middle East
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:23 pm |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:32 pm |
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You could tell him that you're already in jail and have been all along writing to him from there |
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sgreenstreet
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2003
Posts: 659
Location: Upstate New York
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:34 pm |
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I'm setting up a legal defense fund for devguy. Send your tax-deductable contributions via Western Union care of Sid Greenstreet, Toledo, Ohio.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:37 pm |
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Ah, you're a character, that you are! |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:52 pm |
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I feel you brother! Jojobean is running from Interpol on a lot of different aliases... Sal T Kum and Mike Hunt had better watch out! |
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:04 pm |
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you will be trace by the Interpol |
Ask the Lad MORE questions.
Find out which Interpol will be tracing you?
It is the same as the FBI. , one of my characters, has been on the "Nigeria FBI's" most wanted list for 7 months now. Not sure if she has hit the US FBI list yet. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
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mugu_cultist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 02 Apr 2004
Posts: 857
Location: Deep 13
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:06 pm |
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Tell him you're not afraid of Interpol. The Police are powerless to stop you. You laugh in the face of Scotland Yard! Not even the Postal Service can bring you to justice!
The nerve of him, threatening to report you to an indie band. |
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:34 am |
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The inspiration for "Tommy" is a clueless college aged male who frequently tries to act like a "rapper wannabe". (I think I told mugu I was studying thuganomics in college). Yet he needed to get the funds to Western Union the good Sir at the transport company from his Daddy.
So I kind of took a summary of your suggestions and e-mail mugu the following yesterday
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Dear Mr. Bxxxx
I want my money and I want it now. I earned it and you have no claims to it. Try to contact Interpol, I have a warrant for my arrest in Africa (for Illegal Hunting) as well as Thiland (some sex thing, I doubt you would understand dude).
Fact of the matter is they don't have the time or resources to bother me on such matters as I am a citizen of the United States.
Which brings me to this point, if you do not send my package today, I will report you to the Better Business Bureau and also accuse you and your whole company of being scammers.
Send me my money and I go away.
If not, its on homie
Tommy
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Well, my mugu ups the ante and threatens mass arrests in his latest reply:
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Hello Tom,
I am very surprise at your email. As i stated in the previous email, i want you to prove to us that you are the actual winner of this funds, show us Westren Union payment receipt and your parcel will be sent to you with immediate effect.But failure to do this, we will know that you are nothing but a cheat and the law enforcement will soon get up with you.
Prove you are the actual winner and i want to inform you to come with your father, your attorney, and all law enforecement agent to our office in liverpool. But if will find you faulty you and your family will be put in jail.
Be Warned.
Mr Bxx.
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_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:32 am |
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This lad looks good for a few laughs. Nice job.
Bonus points if you annoy the lad so much he sets up an account like [email protected] and threatens you from that, with lines like this in the message body:
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You taught we are fool or what.
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Began Steele
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Nov 2006
Posts: 591
Location: Off spending my millions.
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:06 pm |
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I loved this one!
Set up a mail box to Mail him" from Interpol" and ask/tell him he is targeted by suspected scammers. He is going to have to do some work. Don't forget you want all his evidence regarding each and every case of attempted fraud . Don't forget to boost his ego by convincing himself he is seemingly honest and he is running a great scam. |
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And turns no more his head;
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Doth close behind him tread."
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Herb Sewell
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Aug 2006
Posts: 406
Location: Atascadero State Hospital for the Criminally Insane
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Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:04 am |
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Tell him you sent the money and thank him for turning over the dealings to the "new" barrister. I am doing that to some of my operation cancer mugus. Maybe we can start a fight in there, what with someone chopping everyones' dollas. |
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Cap419kicker
Ye Olde Privy Smythe
Joined: 13 Jan 2007
Posts: 361
Location: Pushing truck selling Obama shirts on Ring Road Lagos
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Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:19 am |
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What a dumb ass man! Next thing you know he'll have an MI6 sting at your church..idiot... |
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:23 pm |
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Before I could even think of a reply to his threat of putting me and my family in jail, this silly mugu sends the following e-mail
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Hello
Tommy,
I have been mandated to inform you by the UK LOTTERY BOARD OF DIRECTOR that you have forfeited your winning funds.
You have no right over your funds and you are warn never to email this box regarding your funds.
Good Day.
Mr Ben.
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Oh boy he is going to be getting a lot of e-mails today requesting clarification |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:49 pm |
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you have forfeited your winning funds. |
Go to the REAL lotter website for the National UK Lottery. There will be some nice terms and conditions that say something about holding your funds for a year or something.
Then have your law firm get involved. You can use mine....Dewey, Cheatem and Howe. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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thedevguy67
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Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:18 pm |
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^^^^^AG thanks for the advice and legal referral. Here is my latest e-mail to my mugu
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Hello Mr. Ben
Your e-mails get stranger and your comments more inappropriate. I wish to formally notify you that myself and my family have retainned the services of the Law Firm Dewey, Cheatem and Howe on this important matter.
Note the following:
1. You state that "you have been mandated to inform you by the UK LOTTERY BOARD OF DIRECTOR that you have forfeited your winning funds." Well, that is strange. We justed checked the website of the Official UK Lottery, that states that winning funds are held for a one year period.
2. You state you are"warn never to email this box regarding your funds". I just did and my lawyers said I can do what I want to. I am e-mailing you and your company, not a "box".
3. You will owe interest and penalties on the money of mine that you are illegally holding. You will be charged with criminal activities if you do not cease and desist and give me my funds (US REV CODE 492-3.c.1) .
4. My attorneys, Dewey, Cheatem and Howe are in possession of the Western Union Reciept you have been asking me about.
My friend, we will be headed to court and you will be pwned -----
PEACE OUT
Tommy
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_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
x12 X 2525 X 100s
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MotherFelix
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Posts: 31
Location: Lurking in the shadows.
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Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:55 am |
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mugu_cultist wrote: |
Tell him you're not afraid of Interpol. The Police are powerless to stop you. You laugh in the face of Scotland Yard! Not even the Postal Service can bring you to justice!
The nerve of him, threatening to report you to an indie band. |
LMFAO |
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