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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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| You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. - Dorothy Parker |
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| You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. - Henry David Thoreau |
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| The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift. - Albert Einstein |
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| The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy ... neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water. - John W. Gardner, Saturday Evening Post, December 1, 1962 |
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Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. --  Barr. Cole
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 x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:06 pm |
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| I won`t apologise for the way i am, and i`m sorry if that offends anyone... |
Leo Sayer talking after some tv show he did recently  ... what was the name of it.... i can`t quite remember..... |
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 188
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:22 am |
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| You can get much further with a kind word and gun than you can with a kind word alone |
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I had a lad that tried to quote Al once. I used to have it in my sig, so I may be wrong on his quote. I think it was something like "You can get further with a gun instead of a kind word" |
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- YOU SHALL REMAIN WITH POOREST AND AIDS COMES YOUR WAY VERY SOON
AS YOU NORMALLY PATRONIZE CLUBS FOR ENJOYMENT OF LIFE, AMEN.
- Please note that you may chose to pay the money twice or once as the case may be. all for your safety.
- you can go to hell and born to blazes.i really dont know were my mother whent to look for a cheap rat like you.
- YOU ARE A NITWIT,CONSULT YOUR DICTIONARY FOR THE EXPLANATION OF THAT WORD (NITWIT) THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE OK.
- WHY DO YOU STILL INSULT YOUR MOTHER WHO IS A WITCH AND A BASTARD?
- i find it very diificult to ask him to stand with text question for him to take a pic it sound so funny.he is not a half baked laywer
- i find it not worth my time to deal with a rat like u go to hell uuuuuuu
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:06 pm |
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3strikes_out
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Nov 2004
Posts: 372
Location: Los Poblanos, Los Chilangos... de Durango...de Sonora...Sinaloa
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:13 pm |
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Dear steve,
i have gone to collect the money and i was told there was no such
transaction,i wonder why you are this terriable.-Moahammed Ayodele
But you see me holding this sign for you and still not impress for the work I did. -Kumal Umal
...you still went ahead to make more payment to them without my knowledge, well that is so disgosting. -Charles Soludo |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:05 pm |
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| Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. (Steven Wright) |
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| There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. (Steven Wright) |
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| I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. (Steven Wright) |
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| Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out. (Steven Wright) |
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| I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lives next door complained. (Steven Wright) |
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| When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. (Steven Wright) |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:51 pm |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:28 pm |
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^^^ Thanks Corona, It is good to be back.
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| Why would someone live in this God forsaken place? (Harry Bawls) |
Got off the plane to a balmy -14 degrees F. Wind chill factors of -25 to -45 degrees F. It never went above 0 F the whole time I was there. It felt good to get back to 40 F. I will never complain about the weather where I live again!  |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:12 pm |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:18 am |
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| The Best Diplomat i know is a fully charged phaser bank, cap`n |
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Master Shake
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Oct 2006
Posts: 63
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Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:28 am |
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| You stay away from me, because you are weird! |
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| 612 Wharf Avenue? I know where that is! Its the abandoned warehouse next to 'Melon Shakers' -- The gentleman's club |
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| I don't care what you do behind closed doors, but when you start putting mummies where I can see them, it becomes my business. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:58 pm |
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Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:07 pm |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:40 pm |
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Dott. Giascopato
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Sep 2005
Posts: 1174
Location: Germany
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:41 pm |
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Read that at a wall at "my" university:
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Hier gibts Heiligenscheine f�r Scheinheilige
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| Hier gibts Totenscheine f�r Scheintote. |
Nice - but only in German. |
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Dott. Giascopato
non importunare.
Some from:                   x7
Failure to complies with this order require a severe act by the mets and
purnishment by law. (The Metropolitan Police)
fork off.. ([email protected]) |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:26 pm |
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I posted a question on BAUT yesterday, and one of the guys who answered had this quote in his sig. Pretty cool:
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A third rate theory forbids.
A second rate theory explains after the fact.
A first rate theory predicts.
A. Lomonosov |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:04 pm |
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Harry Manass
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Feb 2005
Posts: 156
Location: Whale tail watching tour.
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:11 am |
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"In before the lock" |
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Silly Mugu, Trix are for kids!
Terminated! Banks: 1x 1x Phishing: 6x
THANKS AS I AWAIT FOR YOUR RESPOUND |
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Joaquin
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 456
Location: Guatemala (GMT-6)
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:53 am |
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| President Bush announced today he will leave on a tour of Latin America. His first stop? Los Angeles. |
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| Today is Abraham Lincoln�s birthday. As you know, Abraham once said, "A house divided against itself cannot stand.� A very famous quote. Later proved wrong by the Clintons, but still a famous quote. |
Jay Leno, The Tonight Show, 2/12/07 |
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dear sir
after waiting at the airport for 3 hours i did not see you, i was there till the last pilot came out, what is the position , are you in belgium or still in usa pls write me back , am confused - Patrick Williams
you must be a mad man why can,t you understand simple language it your
stupid mother that have head like that of sadam hussien that was hang
may your mouth bend to your back idiot i am helping you and you are talking trash.
francis mensah |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:22 pm |
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| Love is a fraudulent justifier. |
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| Live and learn or die stupid. |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:05 pm |
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Scrawled on a condom machine in Galway
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:48 pm |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:57 pm |
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@SamSpudz
Also reminds me of graffiti I saw on a condom vending machine:
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| Insert baby for refund. |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:42 pm |
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on a white wall, in my town for almost 20 years....
local legend has it the cops came before he could finish his masterpiece, |
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:46 pm |
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