My Mugu Baiting Theme Song...

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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

In response to seeing this... $$$ Choppa and the fact i've been listening to the only band that ever mattered (aka The Clash) all day and changing the words to a certain song. I've come up with my mugu theme song!!! Shocked

To the tune of Rudie Can't Fail here's Mugu Got Mail... Very Happy

Sing, mugu, sing-on the route of the (4)19 bus
Hear them sayin
How you get a rude and a reckless?
Dont you be so crude and a feckless
You been drinking brew for breakfast
Mugu got mail

So we reply
I know that my life make you nervous
But I tell you that I cant live in service
Like the doctor who was born for a purpose
Mugu got mail

I went to the market to realise my soul
cause what I need I just dont have
First they curse, then they press me till I hurt
We say mugu got mail

We hear them sayin
Now first you must cure your temper
Then you find a job in the paper
You need someone for a saviour
Oh, mugu got mail

We reply
Now we get a rude and a reckless
We been seen lookin cool an a speckless
We been drinking brew for breakfast
So mugu got mail

Okay!
So where you wanna go today?
Hey boss man!
Youre looking pretty smart
In your goat skin suit

You think youre pretty hot
In your pork pie hat
But...mugu got mail
Look out, look out...
Sky juice!...10 cents a bottle!

Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:17 pm

He aint heavy, He�s my Oga

The scam is long
With many a winding turn
A safari to who knows where
Who knows when
But I�m dumb
Dumb enough to obey him
He aint heavy, he�s my oga

So off we go
My welfare is of no concern
No burden is he to bear
Cause I�ll get there
For I know
He would encumber me

I�m not laden at all
Not laden with hatred
I�ve been sent another duff WU form
Aint worked out I�m being baited
One more trip and I�ll be arrested

It�s a long, long scam
With no financial return
We�re on the way to god knows where
Moneygram form to share
And my man
He don�t way me down at all
He aint heavy, he�s my oga

He�s my oga
He aint heavy, he�s my oga

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:23 pm

Instead of sunshine:

You are my mugu, my only mugu.
You make me happy when skies are blue.
You'll never know dear, how much I need you.
Please don't take my mugu away. Smile

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:08 pm

Oga's Paradise

As I walk through the cafe where I send off my mails
I take a look at my inbox, wonder why so many fail
Cause thats a real pain for a scammer like me
People always think they'll get money for free
I con all these mugs cause I think they deserve it
Ruin their lives and I don't give a shit
You better watch out with who your dealing
You will be paying and I'll be stealing
I really hate to travel but I gotta go
Another damn safari, thats fu@*ing low - fool
I'm the kind of scammer that little guymen wanna be like
On my PC everyday, sending scam mails of left and right

I been spending all my life living in an oga's paradise
Getting baited once or twice living in an oga's paradise

Look at the situation a baiters got me facing
Can't settle down gotta make another trip
Heading up to the Ivory Coast
One of the places I hate the most
An uneducated mugu with money on my mind
A WU form in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a burnt out low down 419 scammin oga
Don't think I can return to the WU for much longer - fool
Cash ain't nothing but a heartbeat away
Got another blurred moneygram form today
It's my 23rd now, if it's rejected will I see 24
The way this scams going I don't know

Tell me why am I too blind to see
That I'm being baited, it always happens to me

I been spending all my life living in an oga's paradise
Getting baited once or twice living in an oga's paradise

Power and the money, WU forms and power
Just got sent to Lagos, 10 days without a shower
Everywhere i'm running, again i'm being baited
The guymen just laugh at me, my skills they just ain't rated
They say I need to learn, but I think i'm a pro
Anywhere a baiter tells me I will go
I guess i'm dumb
I guess i'm stupid
I guess i'm backward
Thats why my scams they never work - fool

I been spending all my life living in an oga's paradise
Getting baited once or twice living in an oga's paradise

Tell me why am I too blind to see
That I'm being baited, it always happens to me

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