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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:48 am |
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My latest Character, ex IRA member Dirk O'Malley, is not a nice man. In fact, He's probably the most violent man in all of Ireland, and has a tendancy to completely fly off the handle at the smallest thing.
So, when Charles Soludo ask him for three hundred quid to get a business deal moving, he becomes very angry indeed.
**WARNING- BAD LAGUAGE! ** ( But not from the lad )
http://www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com/aspx/templates/business2.aspx?msgid=205034
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_________________ YOU SENT NO PAYMENT YOU IDIOT AND MURDDERER!!!!!! - Kenneth Duke
"Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders"- Sir Frederick MacGregor
"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello
"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown
"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman
www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com
- 600 Miles from Lagos to Katsina
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Cherrie
** Mentoring Guru **
Joined: 23 Jun 2004
Posts: 1746
Location: Still digging up dirt...but now somewhere else.
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Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:38 pm |
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Makes me giggle.
Yes the language is bad...but it fits the character perfectly. I am only sorry gaz that it is so short.
Without telling you to suck eggs have you tried any of the following in order to keep the bait going?
1. Introduce a new character who is a bit more sensible to get your lad back on the hook.
2. Set up a new addy and contact your lad telling him that: You work for the Irish Intelligence service and you have reason to believe that he has been contacted by a dangerous criminal calling himself 'Dirk O'Malley'
Your dept will offer $$$$$ reward payable by WU for any information leading to an arrest.
3. Send him the WU details and then try any of the above.
I for one would dearly like to see this one carry on a bit a longer
After all Dirk O'Malley seems like a sound bloke |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:52 pm |
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Loved it! Very funny. |
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GeorgeBush
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Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:36 am |
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Wow, great character and great replies!!! Wish it was longer, but feck him, he was probably a feckin' Protestant... |
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Fanny Plunge
Granny Pawn
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 692
Location: Straight Baiting FTW!
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Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:15 am |
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Being Irish I have naturally responded to some of the Donkeys like that just for personal fulfillment..and they always bite..it's so funny to see it on here..good shtuff m8..keep it up...
Maybe try to get some weapons off them and pix...say your a weapons dealer looking to buy...I'm sure once they realise they've been scammed...the shit will hit the fan...just a suggestion...gives me an idea actually...I'm sure the police would interested in a weapon smuggling mugu clan..?????? |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:08 am |
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nice one Gaz, i read that scam, pity it was very short, it inspired my retired I.R.A. chaplain, he`s where i send my unsucessful baits with me lads, for a good old dose of abuse, you see the good(?) Father is a tad paranoid of the security services after getting shrapnel in the brain from blessing a community employment initiative (portadownnews.com now finished sadly) and excessive use of whiskey doesn`t help matters!!
it takes some serious editing to get the drunk anger across, i had one lad (indian i think) on alright terms, until he mentioned the bank of england, i`m now sending him 20 mails a day to get an apology!!
i`ve also introduced a lad to him, who`s mocking his idiocy,and his passport! and telling him of the riches the good(?) father has sent to him while drunk.
now just to clarify, i`m Irish but my mother is English, and i`ve family in England, i do not support terrorism, i just wish paisley and his crowd would admit they are Irish!!
i`m strictly following the rules with my current baits, but the good (?) father is a way to blow off steam!! and so i won`t be sharing or publishing any of his current stuff , it`s strictly for me and a few close friends. i really don`t want to offend anyone here. only the mugus!!
i`m still very new to this but i`ll definitely be refining this bait, cos the comedic value is quite high
anyway folks
Keep up the whuppin
and take care out there
Sam Spudz |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
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Cherrie
** Mentoring Guru **
Joined: 23 Jun 2004
Posts: 1746
Location: Still digging up dirt...but now somewhere else.
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Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:06 am |
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***Mod Note***
I realise that this is a Necro, but I am willing to overlook Necro of old threads IN THIS FORUM ONLY
I appreciate that newer members are reading some of the published baits for the 1st time and wish to provide feedback to the original poster.
Cherrie |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:40 am |
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Yes Cherrie, this is a Classic, and full of technique for new folks. (Although the techniques have never worked for me). |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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hypersk
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 15 Nov 2006
Posts: 5
Location: Somewhere Around Nothing
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Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:17 am |
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It's good that you bumped this topic, I can't believe that I had missed it!!!
Pretty good stuff!!! keep up the good work!!! |
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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:57 pm |
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Ive just finished a new one with the same character, which is much, much longer than this one..I shall post it as soon as Ive finished laying it out |
_________________ YOU SENT NO PAYMENT YOU IDIOT AND MURDDERER!!!!!! - Kenneth Duke
"Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders"- Sir Frederick MacGregor
"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello
"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown
"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman
www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com
- 600 Miles from Lagos to Katsina
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Shpadoinkle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 78
Location: On our way to Colorado Territory!
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Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:22 am |
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This is absolutely delightful! I can just hear good ol' Dirk angrily murmuring as he's typing away...
Can't wait to see the lad who actually held on to this character |
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Many thanks for the pick, you our just too wonderful just look like an angle, I�m glad. -I hope I'm "acute" angle! *hits self for horrible pun*
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yomama
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 Dec 2006
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Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:28 pm |
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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:59 am |
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can I just point out a newer bait with this guy? its at
http://www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com/aspx/templates/business2.aspx?msgid=260708
but nobody seems to see it on the other thread I posted. Cant have you all missing out, eh? |
_________________ YOU SENT NO PAYMENT YOU IDIOT AND MURDDERER!!!!!! - Kenneth Duke
"Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders"- Sir Frederick MacGregor
"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello
"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown
"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman
www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com
- 600 Miles from Lagos to Katsina
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kisslajos
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 96
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Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:06 am |
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I am speechless.... This IS a masterpiece ....
P.S.: I have just checked your website - what other wonderful characters! |
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Redneck_Bob
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 36
Location: Moron City
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:34 am |
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This guy not only takes the cake, but eats it, and then recycles it for another go-round!
Dirk has taken insulting to another level entirely! Poor Soludo (NOT!)
Really Awesome bait! |
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 476
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:57 am |
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Great stuff there, I havent laughed so hard in quite a while.
thanks for that! |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:43 am |
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Absolute classic stuff - there are tears streaming down my face and my ribs are hurting - what more can I say ? I hope you'll be doing it some more - can't wait to see it. |
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…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Ted Bullpit
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Posts: 192
Location: Wombat Crescent
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Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:37 am |
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I very much enjoyed these. |
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reddwarf
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 25 Dec 2005
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Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:23 pm |
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I think you should give your lad a fright. Let an agent of the Irish Intelligence Service email him with the information that Mr. O'Malley is on his way and in a foul mood. Oh, yes, include a picture of an IRA nasty and create a homicidal record for Mr. O'Malley. Maybe your lad will **** in his pants at the internet cafe! |
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