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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:57 pm |
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After almost a month wihout hearing from Mr. Koffi, I begin to correspond again with him:
Subject: Let's finish this business
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:16:13 -0800 (PST)
Mr. Koffi,
I want to conclude this business with you. Your
delaying has gone on for far too long, sir. Please let
me know your information to send you the payment.
Signed,
Archbishop Cole
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:35:55
ok i will believe you i will want you to go and send the money with FELIX IGHO EKURE and get back to me soon., send the money through western union ok.then i will known that you are serious in doing the business with me or not.
I then used the "email virus modality" on him:
Date: Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:53:25 -0800 (PST)
Mr. Koffi,
OK,
I have sent the money. Unfortunately I have been
haaving@#$#$^ some@#$ problems#$@ with my computer. I
think @#$%@6 virus #$%#%^# control number #$%#^#$%
later @#$@#%32.
Signed,
Rev. Herman &^%*$%
He got upset:
CANT YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE A FOOL, YOU ARE JUST FOOLING YOUR SELF IDIOT,
PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME AGAIN OK, PLEASE AND USE YOUR MONEY FOR YOUR
SELF
AND YOUR FAMILY BIG FOOL.
I responded in kind:
Subject: KOFFI WHY DID YOU SEND ME A VIRUS!
Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:14:33 -0800 (PST)
Koffi,
I believe you have sent me an email virus. Why did you
do that?
I have gone down to Western Union and sent you the
money you requested but before I give you the control
number, you must apologize to me for your insultive
language.
After I receive your apology, then I will scan in the
Western Union receipt with the control number to prove
to you that the money has been sent.
Signed,
Rev. Herman
He responded:
Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 19:30:31
"f*ck you and the apology ok, you have been sending me mail since and now that you went to send money the email address turn into virus f*ck you, you have done this with me before you remember f*ck."
I replied:
"Mr. Koffi,
I was talking to one of my Nigerian church members
about you and he told me you are a big MUGU, do you
know what that means? He told me it means you are an
idiot. What do you think about that you f*ing son of
a b*!ch?
Signed,
Rev. Herman"
He responded offering me a choice of whether or not to be insulted:
"take it from me or not , you are the bigest fool on earth sir, i dont want you contact me again in life ok."
I replied:
"Subject: Mr. Koffi I am so sorry
Date: Thu, 1 Feb 2007 07:44:19 -0800 (PST)
Mr. Koffi,
I have to apologize for my abusive email to you. I was
very drunk and now that I have sobered up I realize
the damage I caused to our business relationship. I
want to ask you to forgive me and I want to give you
the Western Union Control Number to pick up the money
I sent. It is: 324564542.
Please accept my apology,
Rev. Herman"
He responded:
"Date: Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:43:17
look at how you are fooling your self every day by day here, just GO TO HELL WITH YOUR APOLOGY AND YOUR MONEY I DONT WANT TO DO BUSINESS WITH YOU AGAIN OK, THE WESTERN UNION CONTROL THAT YOU SENT IS NOT EVEN UP TO 10 FIGURES , IS THIS THE FIRST TIME THAT AM TAKING MONEY FROM WESTERN UNION. YOU ARE A BIG FOOL F*CK YOU."
I replied:
"Subject: Mr. Koffi YOU DRUNK IDIOT
Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2007 11:28:01
Mr. Koffi,
I believe you are a drunk idiot and an angel of Satan,
the Dark Lord. Your mother is a whore and your father
is her pimp. Go eat bugs.
Signed,
Rev. Herman"
This made him slightly boil over:
"YOU ARE A BIG FOOL THAT IS ALL I KNOWN OK, GET LOST FOOL."
Still trying to get a death threat from him, but can't seem to get one yet!
M-m-max |
_________________ I WONDER WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE IN THE UNITED STATES WHILE MUCH BRIGHTER GUYS LIKE US ARE STILL STUCK DOWN HERE IN NIGERIA. LIFE IS JUST NOT FAIR. Johnson Oliseh
PLEASE DONT WISH ME ANY MERRY CHRISTMANS AT ALL OK. Alhaji Ahmed Koffi, 12/27/06
ASHOOLE *DELETED*, THIEF AND STUPID PERSON THAT DOES NOT KNOW HIS LEFT FROM RIGHT. Thygrace Chamber, April 13, 2007
Charles Soludo's Halloween joke: "halloween joke to you my friend. Hope you are well and make sure that you send the last number in good faith ok." Nov 2, 2008
Now i know why you are deaf and dum, because you are so stupid and crazy, so please i dont need to ask you that any more, you are a real joker that what you are SCROLL YOUR ASS." Chuck Soludo Nov 5, 2008 |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Posted:
Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:42 am |
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i dont want you contact me again in life ok. |
Good sig material there....
Nice bit of winding him up as well
His blood pressure should be increasing nicely |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Charlie Muggins
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 118
Location: A place where happiness reigns, and music plays ever so loudly.
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Posted:
Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:21 pm |
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Still trying to get a death threat from him, but can't seem to get one yet! |
Tell him his mother smelt of elderberries...... |
_________________ I promise to stop requoting the previous post in full when I post myself. I really do know that is totally unnecessary because I've read the Forum Guidelines.
How long do I have to stand in this corner?
Dont Trifle with me, Custard!..... |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Posted:
Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:27 pm |
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Tell him you will pray for him and that if he repents, you'll try to send the money again, as WU may be under God's divine control and preventing a sinner from receiving his money. God works in mysterious ways - Amen. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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CommanderKiller
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 349
Location: Mugu-Occupied Caprica
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Posted:
Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:07 pm |
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Is this Mr. Koffi from Ghana by chance? |
_________________ Charles Soludo (after WU trip #10): "....you may not understand what it is for my secretary to be going westernunion to westernunion just to present false informations to them."
Mr. Koffi after failed Airport meet - "The line and question is, why have you decided to play with me, you allowed me to waste my time, energy and money to put things(documnets) in your name , why?"
Mr. Obasanjo - "I have severally warned you to mind your language while addressing Prof. Soludo or any other person in that matter this is a serious business not some American movie Gangster. If you repeat it next time I will have your file thrown out of my office."
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385
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Posted:
Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:56 pm |
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^ Why, yes he is!
M-m-max |
_________________ I WONDER WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE IN THE UNITED STATES WHILE MUCH BRIGHTER GUYS LIKE US ARE STILL STUCK DOWN HERE IN NIGERIA. LIFE IS JUST NOT FAIR. Johnson Oliseh
PLEASE DONT WISH ME ANY MERRY CHRISTMANS AT ALL OK. Alhaji Ahmed Koffi, 12/27/06
ASHOOLE *DELETED*, THIEF AND STUPID PERSON THAT DOES NOT KNOW HIS LEFT FROM RIGHT. Thygrace Chamber, April 13, 2007
Charles Soludo's Halloween joke: "halloween joke to you my friend. Hope you are well and make sure that you send the last number in good faith ok." Nov 2, 2008
Now i know why you are deaf and dum, because you are so stupid and crazy, so please i dont need to ask you that any more, you are a real joker that what you are SCROLL YOUR ASS." Chuck Soludo Nov 5, 2008 |
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CommanderKiller
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 349
Location: Mugu-Occupied Caprica
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:07 pm |
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Hmm, I wonder if it's my old friend Koffi Kama. He is responsible for the 2nd sig line I have. Not only was it a failed airport meet, but he ran to several hotels looking for me too that I told him I was staying at.
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Dear Leytecs,
I am suprise to hear that you are already in Ghana because i waited for you for hours but you did not come out .
I went to they hotels were you said you were and the ones you said you are going to be but the told me that there is no body like your name there , please kindly give me your hotel room number and do your best to call me on my number from the local hotel line you will reach me through my number 024xxxx679.
l will be pleased to hear from you agina , remember to send to me your full hotel room numbers and telephone number.
thanks i am serious waiting for your call.
thanks
Mr Koffi Kama |
If it is the same Mr. Koffi (I called him Mr. Coffee) and you really want to get him riled up, tell him you know his old friend Leytecs Dilldoughs and that he is doing fine. |
_________________ Charles Soludo (after WU trip #10): "....you may not understand what it is for my secretary to be going westernunion to westernunion just to present false informations to them."
Mr. Koffi after failed Airport meet - "The line and question is, why have you decided to play with me, you allowed me to waste my time, energy and money to put things(documnets) in your name , why?"
Mr. Obasanjo - "I have severally warned you to mind your language while addressing Prof. Soludo or any other person in that matter this is a serious business not some American movie Gangster. If you repeat it next time I will have your file thrown out of my office."
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jonclay1440
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Aug 2004
Posts: 23
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Posted:
Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:30 pm |
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Tell him his mother smelt of elderberries...... |
...or was a hamster and that he is a silly mugu with the brains of a duck you know!!! |
_________________ "We have to be careful not to fall victim to impostors."
"If you are willing to assist, I think you should discuss with my lawyer. What exactly is he talking about???"
"So will your family and generation rust narnia?"
"Due to the high occurrence of internet scams, i completely understand your scientism." |
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ironman
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Mar 2006
Posts: 352
Location: Enjoying the view.
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:38 pm |
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Is his name Ben Kofi? Is he running a gold scam? |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Posted:
Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:57 pm |
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I'm working a KOFFI OTTIS on an inheritance scam...
Same Lad? |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385
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Posted:
Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:23 am |
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No, this lad's name is "Mike County" on his email address, but he uses the name "Alhaji Ahmed Koffi" in his emails. I questioned him about it once and he pretended not to know what I was talking about, insisting that his name was Alhaji Ahmed Koffi!
m-m-max |
_________________ I WONDER WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE IN THE UNITED STATES WHILE MUCH BRIGHTER GUYS LIKE US ARE STILL STUCK DOWN HERE IN NIGERIA. LIFE IS JUST NOT FAIR. Johnson Oliseh
PLEASE DONT WISH ME ANY MERRY CHRISTMANS AT ALL OK. Alhaji Ahmed Koffi, 12/27/06
ASHOOLE *DELETED*, THIEF AND STUPID PERSON THAT DOES NOT KNOW HIS LEFT FROM RIGHT. Thygrace Chamber, April 13, 2007
Charles Soludo's Halloween joke: "halloween joke to you my friend. Hope you are well and make sure that you send the last number in good faith ok." Nov 2, 2008
Now i know why you are deaf and dum, because you are so stupid and crazy, so please i dont need to ask you that any more, you are a real joker that what you are SCROLL YOUR ASS." Chuck Soludo Nov 5, 2008 |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Posted:
Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:48 am |
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ironman wrote: |
Is his name Ben Kofi? Is he running a gold scam? |
Do bags in warehouses and cocoa beans mean anything??? |
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