Mr. Koffi is back to fight with me and call me names!

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419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

After almost a month wihout hearing from Mr. Koffi, I begin to correspond again with him:

Subject: Let's finish this business
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:16:13 -0800 (PST)

Mr. Koffi,

I want to conclude this business with you. Your
delaying has gone on for far too long, sir. Please let
me know your information to send you the payment.

Signed,
Archbishop Cole

Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:35:55

ok i will believe you i will want you to go and send the money with FELIX IGHO EKURE and get back to me soon., send the money through western union ok.then i will known that you are serious in doing the business with me or not.

I then used the "email virus modality" on him:

Date: Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:53:25 -0800 (PST)

Mr. Koffi,

OK,
I have sent the money. Unfortunately I have been
haaving@#$#$^ some@#$ problems#$@ with my computer. I
think @#$%@6 virus #$%#%^# control number #$%#^#$%
later @#$@#%32.

Signed,
Rev. Herman &^%*$%

He got upset:

CANT YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE A FOOL, YOU ARE JUST FOOLING YOUR SELF IDIOT,
PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME AGAIN OK, PLEASE AND USE YOUR MONEY FOR YOUR
SELF
AND YOUR FAMILY BIG FOOL.

I responded in kind:

Subject: KOFFI WHY DID YOU SEND ME A VIRUS!
Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:14:33 -0800 (PST)

Koffi,

I believe you have sent me an email virus. Why did you
do that?

I have gone down to Western Union and sent you the
money you requested but before I give you the control
number, you must apologize to me for your insultive
language.

After I receive your apology, then I will scan in the
Western Union receipt with the control number to prove
to you that the money has been sent.

Signed,
Rev. Herman

He responded:

Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 19:30:31

"f*ck you and the apology ok, you have been sending me mail since and now that you went to send money the email address turn into virus f*ck you, you have done this with me before you remember f*ck."

I replied:

"Mr. Koffi,

I was talking to one of my Nigerian church members
about you and he told me you are a big MUGU, do you
know what that means? He told me it means you are an
idiot. What do you think about that you f*ing son of
a b*!ch?

Signed,
Rev. Herman"

He responded offering me a choice of whether or not to be insulted:

"take it from me or not , you are the bigest fool on earth sir, i dont want you contact me again in life ok."

I replied:

"Subject: Mr. Koffi I am so sorry
Date: Thu, 1 Feb 2007 07:44:19 -0800 (PST)

Mr. Koffi,

I have to apologize for my abusive email to you. I was
very drunk and now that I have sobered up I realize
the damage I caused to our business relationship. I
want to ask you to forgive me and I want to give you
the Western Union Control Number to pick up the money
I sent. It is: 324564542.

Please accept my apology,
Rev. Herman"

He responded:

"Date: Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:43:17

look at how you are fooling your self every day by day here, just GO TO HELL WITH YOUR APOLOGY AND YOUR MONEY I DONT WANT TO DO BUSINESS WITH YOU AGAIN OK, THE WESTERN UNION CONTROL THAT YOU SENT IS NOT EVEN UP TO 10 FIGURES , IS THIS THE FIRST TIME THAT AM TAKING MONEY FROM WESTERN UNION. YOU ARE A BIG FOOL F*CK YOU."

I replied:

"Subject: Mr. Koffi YOU DRUNK IDIOT
Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2007 11:28:01

Mr. Koffi,
I believe you are a drunk idiot and an angel of Satan,
the Dark Lord. Your mother is a whore and your father
is her pimp. Go eat bugs.

Signed,
Rev. Herman"

This made him slightly boil over:

"YOU ARE A BIG FOOL THAT IS ALL I KNOWN OK, GET LOST FOOL."

Still trying to get a death threat from him, but can't seem to get one yet!

M-m-max

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:42 am

Quote:

i dont want you contact me again in life ok.

Good sig material there....

Nice bit of winding him up as well Very Happy

His blood pressure should be increasing nicely

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:21 pm

Quote:

Still trying to get a death threat from him, but can't seem to get one yet!

Tell him his mother smelt of elderberries......

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:27 pm

Tell him you will pray for him and that if he repents, you'll try to send the money again, as WU may be under God's divine control and preventing a sinner from receiving his money. God works in mysterious ways - Amen.

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:07 pm

Is this Mr. Koffi from Ghana by chance?

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

^ Why, yes he is!

M-m-max

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:07 pm

Hmm, I wonder if it's my old friend Koffi Kama. He is responsible for the 2nd sig line I have. Twisted Evil

Not only was it a failed airport meet, but he ran to several hotels looking for me too that I told him I was staying at.

Quote:

Dear Leytecs,

I am suprise to hear that you are already in Ghana because i waited for you for hours but you did not come out .

I went to they hotels were you said you were and the ones you said you are going to be but the told me that there is no body like your name there , please kindly give me your hotel room number and do your best to call me on my number from the local hotel line you will reach me through my number 024xxxx679.

l will be pleased to hear from you agina , remember to send to me your full hotel room numbers and telephone number.

thanks i am serious waiting for your call.

thanks

Mr Koffi Kama

If it is the same Mr. Koffi (I called him Mr. Coffee) and you really want to get him riled up, tell him you know his old friend Leytecs Dilldoughs and that he is doing fine. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 23

Quote:

Tell him his mother smelt of elderberries......

...or was a hamster and that he is a silly mugu with the brains of a duck you know!!!

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:38 pm

Is his name Ben Kofi? Is he running a gold scam?

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

I'm working a KOFFI OTTIS on an inheritance scam...

Same Lad?

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

No, this lad's name is "Mike County" on his email address, but he uses the name "Alhaji Ahmed Koffi" in his emails. I questioned him about it once and he pretended not to know what I was talking about, insisting that his name was Alhaji Ahmed Koffi!

m-m-max

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

ironman wrote:

Is his name Ben Kofi? Is he running a gold scam?

Do bags in warehouses and cocoa beans mean anything???

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