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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:48 pm

Well, Kevin Will Tony will hopefully be gearing up for his 8th safari. I will be calling on the help of Scam Patroller for his courier services soon. Here is the latest story:

Kevin has been tasked to get some photos for the new orphanage brochure. (He is also in the process of posing nude for baiter RockSTL- quite a conflict of interest as far as I am concerned) Obviously, orphanage brochures include goats, pigs, dogs, etc. Every orphanage needs this. Here are some of the photos�

GOAT
CHICKEN
DOG
HORSE
PIG_1
PIG_2
ORPHANAGE LAND

So, now I need some ideas on where to send him. He is located in Accra, Ghana. Remember, he has been around, so we might want to make this a shorter safari. Ideas welcome.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

The coast. An ocean view always makes an orphanage easier to market.... Wink

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:06 pm

From your poll, Cape Coast or Tamale, someplace he hasn't already been.

This is one fantastic bait, Jojo!

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:10 pm

Send him to Timbuktu. It's not too far, but should be an inconvenience.

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:18 pm

I would say Cote d'Ivoire. It's the only country that borders Ghana that he hasn't been to (according to your sig line)

How does the old saying go? "Go west young man, and grow up with the country" Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I voted for Tamale in the north of Ghana, simply because there is a huge lake that travels the length of Ghana called, lake Volta, meaning he has to sail across the lake or go around it and cross a large river, as seen on the map:

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:31 pm

Tamale looks a bugger to get to, so there. I sent a couple of lads to the Hippo sanctuary in NW Ghana, at Wechiau. I found really good (therefore beleivable) directions on their website, and to cap it all, when they asked at the information centre for me, some brilliant local told them that Brother Roy had just left!

Your lad is a keeper, he really will do anything for you.

This page has waterfalls in the Volta region of Ghana:

http://www.ghanatourism.gov.gh/regions/highlight_detail.asp?id=5&rdid=50

I dont suppose you could get him to go over one in a barrel? It would be 100% risky free, of course.

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:23 pm

I voted for Tamale for the same reasons SP brought up. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:45 pm

So far, Tamale seems to be the place he needs to go. I also like Tamale. I almost sent him there before, but he went to Bolgatanga instead, which was farther. I am still working on this process and it will be a couple of weeks probably. But I am going to need SP�s help in sending another unreliable package to this turd. Well, not actually sending it to him, but sending it to Tamale.

I was quite intrigued by Abidjan though� that IS the only of the surrounding countries he has not been to. Plus, he ahs to cross a border. That wasn�t a bad idea either.

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:28 pm

If he goes to Tamale, he could always return via Togo.

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:02 pm

Well, it looks like Tamale is it. Apparently photo shoots are quite expensive over there:

Quote:

will try and get the picture with goats all the money i spend is $50,000Dollar when i
done i will send the picture i hope i will get my money because i'm dieing for huga please?

This is where the safari begins!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:47 pm

Awwwwwwwwwww he's dying for a hug!

It seems you have made up your mind, but I would send him to the Ivory Coast. Crossing a border in Africa is always more fun than crossing a lake. Plus he probably has a better chance of winding up in the middle of a crossfire in the Ivory Coast. Poor mugu

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:46 pm

50 large for some pictures? WTF? That's ridiculous even for a lad.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:51 pm

If that is what he paid, then I will definitely have to ship it to him. I am a man of my word. Those were some pretty nice pictures now YW, so he could be telling the truth!

I just think Tamala is the better location. Ivory Coast is pretty good, because he hasn't been there. But Tamale has that nice lake around it. He has crossed his share of African borders though, don't worry.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:40 pm

hes going on holiday again? Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:13 pm

Hopefully. I had to get some ideas together. I think I have a plan now. He must be out getting the remaining goat photos because I have not heard from him in a couple of days.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:20 pm

I voted for the coast. Perhaps you can get him to rent a book and get him to row a boat. You can always use that picture of him on a boat to place his picture in the orphanage song book... "Row Row Row your boat, gently down the stream..."

If he can't rent a boat... tell him to use a cardboard box. Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:55 pm

BWHAHAHAHA!!!! See how much he loves his goat!

GOAT LOVE

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Well them goats sure are purdy ones Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:46 pm

That is like the garden of Venus for your lad. It must have been hard for your lad to fight the temptation with all those female goats around him. Laughing

Nice work JOJO.

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:08 am

Can he swim ?

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

JoJo's lad is expecting his shipment to arrive in Accra tomorrow, but not any more, there has been a problem Twisted Evil

, the courier tracking page has been updated to say:

Quote:

Feb 8th 2007
SHIPMENT EXCEPTION: This shipment has been found to have incorrect insurance certificates, the sender did not declare the laptops or cell phones on the insurance form, and as a result, this shipment has been offloaded at . This shipment is now for collection only by the receiver, , there are no fees for the receiver to pay, please contact the sender or Mxxxxx Couriers for further details.

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:10 pm

All that sunshine and fresh air, why!!... you are doing them a favour Laughing

I went for the coast, sea views are soooo bracing.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:20 pm

Okay, I need some help here. Thanks to SP's service, his shipment has been re-routed to Tamale. But Kevin is a little hesitant...

Quote:

I wait for them i did't see any body what you are doing to me is not good i'm
suffering for money i don't have money i have suffer alot for this prosess what you are doing to me is not good? if is trun tell them to call me on This 233, 024XXXXXX

Can someone do me the favor of making a call? I could really use some help here. A girl or a guy, it doesn't matter.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

@ JoJo, is he aware that the courier company policy is, that shipped goods will only be stored for 14 days from the date that they were offloaded?

His shipment was offloaded on February 8th, so he has until February 22nd to collect the goods, the couriers pay the demurrage fees until the 22nd, if they are not collected by that date, the 2 x Laptops, 2 x Cell phones, 1 x Video camera, 1 x Digital camera and the orphanage supplies will be sold at public auction so that my company can recover the demurrage fees that we paid whilst in storage, demurrage fees are high for such storage, and we may not reover enough money from the sale of the goods, and we will have to take fyrther money from the $250,000 that is in the security box, make sure he is aware of that Very Happy

Has he tried phoning the couriers? I have a phone number on the website, but it goes to voicemail all the time and no messages have been received on that number, I could post my mobile number on the site as well if he wants to call it and I will chat with him, can't record it though.

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