spat the dummy over three small numbers

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:49 am

All I did was sign off with three 6's instead of X's and I got this

MAKE FOUL OF YOUR SELF AND NOT ME Inbox
MR DAMIEN OR DEVIL WHATEVER YOU CALL YOUR SELF,

PLEASE STOP CONTACTING ME FROM NOW HENCE FORTH, THE PASTOR ASK ME SOME FEW QUESTIONS THAT MADE ME TO KNOW YOUR EVIL INTENTION IN MY LIFE.

I AM FROM LIBERIA I CAME TO GHANA IN AFRICA TO RECOVERED MY LATE FATHER MONEY, YOU KNOW MY URGENCY YET YOU DECIDED TO MAKE FOUL OF YOUR SELF AND YOUR MOTHER BUT NOT ME.

GOD WILL PUNISHED YOU THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE TIME FOR EVER HAVING THAT GOT TO FOUL ME BEFORE THE LAW FIRM.

WHO ARE YOU FOULING? IMAGINE YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO SEND JUST A MERE $350 TO THE LAW FIRM OVER A WEEK NOW BUT YOU CLAIM YOU WANT TO SEND $900 TO ME.

WHO ARE YOU FOULING? YOU ARE MAKING FOUL OF YOUR MOTHER NOT ME MISS SUSAN YEHUDA YAIRI.

THE CHURCH OF PENTECOST GHANA PASTOR VISITED THE LAW FIRM TODAY AND VERIFIED ALL TRANSACTION BETWEEN ME, YOU AND YOUR SO CALLED FATINMA HAND.

THE LAW FIRM ALREADY DISCOVERED YOU AND YOUR SO CALL FATINMA MAKING JOKES OF THEM.

MAKE DESTROYED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION YET TO BORN OVER THIS EVIL ACTS OF YOURS.

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST INFORM ME IN THE VERY FIRST PLACE IF YOU ARE NOT READY TO DO THIS WITH ME?

I REGRETTED THE DAY I RECEIVED YOU AS MY DARLING IN MY LIFE, THAT DAY IS MY MOST HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE TIME THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET.
YOU CLAIMED YOU HAVE BOUGHT A NEW PHONE, WHAT PREVENTED YOU FROM GIVING ME YOUR MOBILE PHONE NO.? THE SAME WAY THAT I GAVE ME TO YOU .

WE HAVE ONLY ONE WAY OUT OF THIS, WHICH OF CAUSE IS YOU SEND THE MONEY TO THE LAWYER TODAY OR COUNT YOURSELF WHAT I HAVE JUST STATED ABOVE, FORGET ME FOREVER.

PROOF ME WRONG BY SEND THE MONEY TO THE LAWYER OR GOODBYE FOREVER.

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Mar 2006 Posts: 193

Wow...what a load of rambling nonsense. I love it. Great job there Harry.
Of course, on my comp, the 6 is right next to the x on my keyboard, so its a common mistake to make Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:33 am

Quote:

I REGRETTED THE DAY I RECEIVED YOU AS MY DARLING IN MY LIFE, THAT DAY IS MY MOST HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE TIME THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET.

You're not baiting my ex girlfriend are you?

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:18 am

Quote:

WHO ARE YOU FOULING?

Yeah, that's what I want to know too you sick perv. Good work!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:30 am

Baldrick wrote:

its a common mistake to make Very Happy

I have a feeling that its going to become an even more common mistake to make........ Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:34 am

Noooooo! He's baiting my exgirlfriend, Susan!

Our love is here for all to see
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=99983

She spat the dummy cos I called her lawyer Minge.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:15 pm

Nick L Cadmium wrote:

I called her lawyer Minge.

What's wrong with that? Here in the Gulf you can buy a hair shampoo with that name in most shops. Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:34 pm

PROOF ME WRONG BY SEND THE MONEY TO THE LAWYER OR GOODBYE FOREVER.

Still never mind eh!

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:19 pm

HAHAHA! I love that email! That is some nice reading.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:09 pm

Just between me and you kid, I think she is giving you the "old heave ho"

Maybe you could patch it up with a little gift. Perhaps a slap back, I get a hint of a little frustration in her tone that you are obviously not giving her what she needs at this time in her life.

But a word of advice from an old dear, don't let this one get away. It is not easy in this life to find someone so honest and devoted to you.

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:17 pm

Nice work

Do send your lad an e-card . Tell him you love him Laughing

the 666 signature was due to the fact that your were drunk over him.
You can also send him a blured WU receipt

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:38 pm

rumbero wrote:

the 666 signature was due to the fact that your were drunk over him.

Yeah, you use a Dvorak keyboard or something, and the "6" is right next to the "X" (he won't check), so you must have hit it by mistake.

That's a whole sig full of material you got, congratulations.

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Posts: 356

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[Off-topic] When I first started learning Dvorak, I kept typing "ass" instead of "all" because I'd remember which finger to use for the L but not where to move it to. It was fun. [/Off-topic]

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:41 am

This might be over but it has the possibility of some great sig lines so I'm keeping on.
I almost got back in the good books when I explained it was a simple typo, it was late and I was pissed.
Should have been *** now thats a little closer to 666 I guess my left pinky had fallen asleep on the shift key.
She still wasn't happy though when I asked about her barristers incompentence.

Please Mr. Damien whatever you call your self I beg you in the name of God to stop contacting me.
I have already sent same Proposal to another God fearing honest person who has agreed to help me out of this matter.
Imagine only few moment this person has call the Law Firm over four good times with meaningful enquiry from the lawyer Barrister Attive Mensah.
The new person whom I will not reveal his identity to criminals like you, is sending me SMS text messages every hours, He kept on giving me calls upon calls every moment.
Just only a while He has forwarded his Bank Account details and scan Copy of his International Passport to the Law Firm.
But let take a look at your case, is all fraud, there no requirements details of yours to the lawyer.
In fact God should punished you for the rest of your life.
Who ask you to issue a Cheque? what happen to the Western Union ?
You animals that what you are.
Please Mr. Damien whatever you call your self I beg you in the name of God to stop contacting me.

Very Happy

So my pal Lucifer stepped in and sent some rather weird stuff to her.

Damien has had his exorcisim and is now well enough to come back to the party.

I hope she bites

BTW I've never tried SMS internationally. Anyone done that?

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:21 pm

Dear me, didn't you mean her barristers Incontinence instead incompentence, must be that dang key board again Razz

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:00 pm

My favourite is to graciously accept their apology and offer to let bygones be bygones and to get down to business if she/he is prepared to start taking the matter seriously now. It's guaranteed to set them off like a rocket.

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:01 pm

Well I tried a little apology and explained that it's not my fault being posessed and all.

Not the most fantastic reply but at least she is still talking.
I wonder if this one has been to verysec yet?

You are not suppose to tell me all this rubbish, go and send the money to the lawyer only then we can start all over again.
bye

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:23 pm

If you have the lawyer's address why don't you tell her that you mailed a cheque today

Then you might want to send her a really sappy e-card. Get her address and tell her you are mailing something really special to her as a big surprise.

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:40 pm

It was my stupid accountand that posted a cheque last time and caused so much ttrouble Smile

. Time she started going to WU I think. I don't think one trust me one little bit so I'm just going to string it along as long as possible. Actually time to fly over and pay the Lawyer in person that way nothingf can go wrong, can there?

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:18 pm

You could get mugged, find a fancy woman/man..., get drunk and forget where you put the money, airline could mistake you as a security risk - Lots to go wrong!

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:51 am

I don't fancy her reaction when she reads I've booked my flight to Benin.
She's in Ghana. It's not that far away, I'm sure shell comepick me up.

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