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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:58 pm |
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I can't believe there are no Valentine's Day Thread yet. February is just around the corner... and before you know it, the V-Day is here. Let's show the trolls that we aren't single losers! 
<---- I'll start this thread off with my V-Day Avy. I just gave her a new tat... guess where it is.
So far I spent $50 for flowers with deliveries, and $50 for Ice Wine. I'm thinking about making a photobook of our most recent vacation on ophoto. And buying her an Ipod Speaker System... she can test it to play some romance music to get the mood going. |
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Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
   - Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:01 pm |
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bah humbug |
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:22 pm |
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Valentine's Day is also my birthday. Is that enough justification to hate it? |
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"I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:27 pm |
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[remembers the Valentine's Day thread from 2005 and slowly backs out hoping nobody saw him. Dear God, please don't let that happen again.  ] |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:39 pm |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:45 pm |
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You mean "Hallmark Holiday"??? |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:51 pm |
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Or singles lemming day?  |
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I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
 Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
 - 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:59 pm |
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Bah, all you bitter people.
I've been told that we're getting my one year old a sitter and that my wife and I are going to a movie and having a nice dinner (which we haven't been able to do since he was born).....or else!  |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:01 am |
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Some people like to call it legalized prostitution.
Buy an expensive gift... and you'll get laid. |
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Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:55 am |
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Valentine's Day? Never heard of it! |
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. - Anything said in Latin sounds profound
The following statement is true
The above statement is false |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:17 am |
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What the hell. I'll have to treat the wife to something special, like not talking to a romance scammer for the whole day  |
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Nick L Cadmium
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 166
Location: Lying in the arms of Mary
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:21 am |
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If I were to change my avatar to something more Val appropriate it would have to be battery operated (natch).
I don't want to get banned, so I would have to find a pretty vanilla pic. Mind you, I googled Dirteh Sanchez and I don't think I could be worse than that!
What do you think, shall I push my luck?
Nope. TS |
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It will be better if you can give me your mother to have some nice sex with her - Mosola Mickelson
TO HELL WITH YOU MR. MACK TRUQUE WHAT A HOPELESS ANIMAL YOU ARE - Susan Yehuda
MONEY TALKS BULL-SHIRT WORKS - Mrs Angel Macathy (orphanage scambag) |
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Cap419kicker
Ye Olde Privy Smythe
Joined: 13 Jan 2007
Posts: 361
Location: Pushing truck selling Obama shirts on Ring Road Lagos
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:00 am |
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I know a missionary named . Are they related? |
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FACTA NON VERBA!
"You must take you antiques somewhere else if you are fake"-Patrick Zuma
"FACK YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER"--robert_baasi
"Your information is safe with me and will not be used anonymously"-- Dal Cal� Maccio
"you are as useless as your e-mail sound. bingo like." ---Zinriszal Bin Selamat
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Dolores
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 356
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:12 am |
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Lately I've started vaguely considering breaking up with my boyfriend of a year and a half, so a day of mandatory overaffectionateness is going to be really, really awkward. (I'm waiting until I'm sure I'm not just having a prolonged bitchy phase to tell him.)
Too bad he's not a mugu, otherwise the solution would be self-evident: break it to him on the 14th!  |
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I was mad with the deceit and conning of the Bello of a man. - Mens4h K0fi |
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:32 am |
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I think a few of the mods sufficiently nerfed your idea.
Now, I'm gonna go do a search function and see what has 'em all so spooked. |
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I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:54 am |
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I make it a point of joking about hallmark day well in advance to thwart of and googly eyed looks of longing in the impending days.
Works a treat.
Also means I do my own washing, look after my own kids, cook my own meals and best of all I get clean the house whenever I feel like it.
Not very often but sometimes even the cockroaches complain about the mess.
Valentines day the perfect excuse to bust up  |
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drew.p.coque
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 383
Location: front, and low. lower!
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:15 am |
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surely valentines day could be renamed `bait a lovescammer day`
i think they`ll get more desperate people then.
the name doesnt have the same ring to it. |
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*Call me on my direct line so that we can talk for batter understanding-Aziz
*bank valued at USD 11.5M, left in account number:$286-41732-55
*THANKS FOR PLAYING WITH MY TIME, PLEASE KINDLY FORGET ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:01 am |
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hey drew
Every day is "bait a love scammer day"
But I guess it might be worth putting in that little bit of extra work on the newly formed
"Bait a love scammer day"
Where is a love heart / broken love heart when you need one  |
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Charlie Muggins
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 118
Location: A place where happiness reigns, and music plays ever so loudly.
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:28 am |
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Where oh Where has all the romance gone?
Cynics the bloody lot of you |
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I promise to stop requoting the previous post in full when I post myself. I really do know that is totally unnecessary because I've read the Forum Guidelines.
How long do I have to stand in this corner?
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:49 pm |
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That's what I'd like to know. Not in my direction, that's for sure. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
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"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:50 pm |
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:09 pm |
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My Dearest Eight,
Will you please honor me once again by being my valentine? I have kept my special avatar in hopes you will accept.
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Boycott Shampoo..Demand REAL Poo
I LOVE THIS CLIP !
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Charlie Muggins
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 118
Location: A place where happiness reigns, and music plays ever so loudly.
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:21 pm |
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How could anyone resist those eyes? they are so......eh..........apealing |
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I promise to stop requoting the previous post in full when I post myself. I really do know that is totally unnecessary because I've read the Forum Guidelines.
How long do I have to stand in this corner?
Dont Trifle with me, Custard!..... |
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:32 pm |
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I have frozen the pit of my heart for the next 3 months. I am extremely bitter about all members of the opposite sex and this damn holiday. And I must leave this thread soon, as the red mist is forming in front of my eyes again, and I will be ready to kill someone .
Apart from that, its too commercial. |
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"SETAN WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO HEIL"- barrister richard knowles, my first ever bait! (And a suspected Nazi by the looks of it)
"DR RALPH IS A DOCTER YOU CAN RELY ON I NEVER FAILED IN MY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS " - Dr. Ralph MD, esteemed doctor, purveyor of prostitutes est. 1977
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
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Location: At the Pharmacy
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:09 pm |
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