| Author |
Message |
wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
|
 Posted:
Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:11 pm |
  |
My lad wants me to send money for toiletries 
| Quote: |
Hope U are Ok and doing good and work is also Okay there perhpas i know u are thinking about me like am also doing for U now.Well we just met but am beginning to like you and i think U know that now.
Well i only needes something small from U now that we are friends and we are about to build something Up for both of Us...................its am sorry if am bothering u babe so pls i wanted to buy toileteries here but they are to expensive so i want U to help me buy them Ok.Densu |
|
_________________
 x56
Last edited by wayne on Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:41 pm; edited 2 times in total |
|
|
|
|
wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
|
| Posted:
Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:27 pm |
|
xxxxxx: toiletries???
love yayo: Yes
xxxxxx: what sort?
love yayo: its for my period time
xxxxxx: ok. what sort do you need?
love yayo: Any amount that u can wish to help me them
love yayo: i well be very grad of that
xxxxxx: to be frank with you i know nothing about what you'd need. what sort do you use and how much are they?
love yayo: 10
xxxxxx: 10? 10 what?
BUZZ!!!
love yayo: Mr xxx i just ask u that if u can wish to help me buy toileteries for my period time........And also i know that u dont know anything about me too...and am very sorry for that too.
xxxxxx: well yeah i'd like to help but you'll have to explain how many you need and how much they are
love yayo: Mr xxx........i neeb 3 of the toileteries ........And one Box of the toileteries ....Cost here.....50$
xxxxxx: ok, right. and how long will that last you?
love yayo: Thats for the whole mouth My Dear
xxxxxx: ok. that seems an awful lot. do you bleed heavily or something?
love yayo: Somethings
xxxxxx: ok. well i'll see what i can do for you. when will you need them for?
love yayo: If u can get me today i w ell be very happy and proud of u here .
xxxxxx: i won't be able to do anything for at least 2 days. friday will be ok though. can you wait til then? use some rolled up toilet paper or cotton wool or something til then?
love yayo: Okay |
_________________
x56 |
|
|
|
|
Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
|
| Posted:
Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:27 pm |
|
Post her one roll of Andrex, with the puppies
Edit: Ha Ha, what a chat,
| Love Yayo wrote: |
| And one Box of the toileteries ....Cost here.....50$ |
does that include the parachute jump?..... |
_________________
Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
 x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
|
|
|
|
Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2301
|
| Posted:
Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:05 pm |
|
I've seen it all now. |
_________________
 x20 |
|
|
|
|
SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
|
| Posted:
Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:31 pm |
|
|
_________________
  x2  x24  x7  x5  x5  x96  x2  x2  x2  x2  x2  x2  x3     x3      x2   x2 (in a team effort)
ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
Naked Mod pics!
 |
|
|
|
|
Fanny Plunge
Granny Pawn
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 692
Location: Straight Baiting FTW!
|
| Posted:
Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:37 pm |
|
You need to be locked up in a rubber room Wayne..  |
_________________
Don Felix,"Iwant to know if Im being initiated in a kind of cultic society,Also a wooden spoon could be difficult to get"
vPeter Renta,"I was in the wester onion with my brother but they told us there know money there"
Dr Famoru El-phram,"Look at you Kangaroo Imsucha Donkee.Bastard you pile patient.Nicompoop"
verkwyn,"You are just a bloody foolish Nigerain,It sounds like an email writen by an illitrate"
Humanity Hicham,"wooooow u are very pretty and lovely but u have dick"
 x2    x280-WebSitesx21 |
|
|
|
|
ClaudeSanguinet
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Posts: 9
|
| Posted:
Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:19 pm |
|
Well that's...interesting |
|
|
|
|
|
Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
|
| Posted:
Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:55 pm |
|
wayne seems to find them......
what next?
please! I am out of bathroom paper and its very expensive here! |
_________________
<center> <b>
<A href="http://www.dragonladies.org/bbs">Dragonladies.org</a> |
|
|
|
|
harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
|
| Posted:
Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:51 am |
|
| Quote: |
xxxxxx: ok, right. and how long will that last you?
love yayo: Thats for the whole mouth My Dear |
Im confussed are these to be used for a whole month or are they to put in her mouth either way there are some answers needed. |
_________________
|
|
|
|
|
llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
|
| Posted:
Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:52 pm |
|
^^^^^^^^
In some societies the lass eats the afterbirth.. so maybe here, she's just getting it in early  |
_________________
x13 x 15  
 Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
|
|
|
|
wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
|
| Posted:
Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:32 pm |
|
What makes it all the funnier is, a few weeks back I said this in another forum
| Quote: |
As a general rule, Russian scammers ask for money for the visa/paperwork/airfare to visit you, Ones from the Ukraine do translation scams and Nigerians ask for money for anything from internet access to a sick relative to a desperate need for tampons.
|
How ironic it seems now |
_________________
x56 |
|
|
|
|
wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
|
| Posted:
Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:28 pm |
|
xxxxxx: you haven't started your period yet have you? i'd hate you to be without protection
love yayo: I well starte on the 1st Feb
xxxxxx: that's tomorrow
love yayo: Yes
xxxxxx: i can't get money to you til friday. what will you do til then?
love yayo: Honey if u can only let me buy o ne then later we can buy the rest it well be very fine of that my dear
xxxxxx: it's like i said, i can't even get to the bank til friday. but i can do it then
love yayo: Okay
love yayo: Thank u
xxxxxx: $50 seems an awful lot of money for sanitary towels. do you need extra absorbant ones or something?
love yayo: Nope the the 50$ well the one of that .
xxxxxx: i don't understand what you mean
love yayo: Honey like i said i need three of the......toileteries ....And one ..Cost 50$ here
xxxxxx: ok. so what will you do if your period starts tomorrow before I can get the money to you?
love yayo: Then i have to starte with the tee Roll.......then i well wiate for when u sent before i can get to class .
xxxxxx: so you can use toilet roll to mop up the blood and that'll be ok for a day?
love yayo: Yes
love yayo: Then that maen i can get to Class
xxxxxx: that's ok then. i don't want you leaking on the chairs
love yayo: Yeah
I'm a modern man. I've bought my wife sanitary products and I KNOW that $50 is taking the piss. Still, mustn't let my lad know that  |
_________________
x56 |
|
|
|
|
sweet_elle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 38
Location: Up where I belong...
|
| Posted:
Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:45 pm |
|
$50???? What are they made out of... gold?? Maybe 'she' means 50 cents?
Anyway, have some great bloody conversations with your bird! |
|
|
|
|
|
SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
|
| Posted:
Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:07 pm |
|
| sweet_elle wrote: |
| have some great bloody conversations |
This board NEEDS a pun tax! |
_________________
x2 x24 x7 x5 x5 x96 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x3 x3 x2 x2 (in a team effort)
ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
Naked Mod pics!
|
|
|
|
|
Bella
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Posts: 272
Location: Australia
|
| Posted:
Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:57 pm |
|
Toiletries.... $50
New Keyboard...... $100
This thread...... Priceless
 |
_________________
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
I am just tired for all these problems when things appear to be moving smooth, then something keeps going wrong.- Mustapha Mallam
HELLO SIR, I AM SORY FOR THE DELAY OF THE REPLY OF YOUR MAIL, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IT�S BECAUSE OF THE CRISTMAS, AND WHEN IT IS CRISTMASS MOST OF THE REFUGEE IN THE CAMP RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK SO WHEN IT IS CRISTMASS THEY DON�T ALOW US TO GO OUT.- Lofty Kamara |
|
|
|
|
harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
|
| Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:19 am |
|
Socks are cheaper and just as effective, so I've been told and as an added bonus you can use them all month round  |
_________________
Last edited by harrya on Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:37 am; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
|
up_and_under
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
Posts: 621
Location: At your local Fruit & Vegetable stand
|
| Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:25 am |
|
OMG!
You must have the old fashioned general store there!
Government assistance/telegraph office/travel agent
What next .... adult magazines and a Natasha! |
|
|
|
|
|
drew.p.coque
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 383
Location: front, and low. lower!
|
| Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:46 am |
|
pmsl
what a great thread. |
_________________
*this deal is like a straw to a drowning man -chuck solodu
*Call me on my direct line so that we can talk for batter understanding-Aziz
*bank valued at USD 11.5M, left in account number:$286-41732-55
*THANKS FOR PLAYING WITH MY TIME, PLEASE KINDLY FORGET ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION
*you have to tell any one you are here . everything has to be confidential -kevina |
|
|
|
|
harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
|
| Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:49 am |
|
I get the feeling it's going down the toilet 
Quick Wayne post something really informative about the bait before .....
TS or NN step in
OMG I meant drag queen and dirty needle dont want to mix them up with anybody we know  |
_________________
|
|
|
|
|
wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
|
| Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:57 pm |
|
love yayo: Are u ther busy ?
xxxxxx: hey there. how're you today?
love yayo: Am fine
xxxxxx: good. has your period started yet?
love yayo: Yeah
xxxxxx: what are you using to stem the tide?
love yayo: But what did u told me to use love /
love yayo: ?
xxxxxx: either toilet roll or cotton wool. are you using one of them?
love yayo: Yes...........Cotton wool
love yayo: So........Are u going to send it torrowom
xxxxxx: and is it working til i can get you some money sent?
love yayo: Yeah
love yayo: Cose u told me that u well u send it On firday
xxxxxx: ok that's good. as long as i know you're not leaving a red mark all over everything until i can get the money sent to you. that would be so embarrasing i'd imagine.
love yayo: Oh okay
xxxxxx: is the flow bad yet? or do we still have time?
love yayo: Nope
xxxxxx: how bad is it today?
love yayo: Hard..........Cose i have not use the cotton wool before
xxxxxx: how often are you having to replace it?
love yayo: Honey i still care to have cose that the very good one to use
xxxxxx: there's no leakage then? cos i wouldn't want you to be embarrased having to use cotton wool til i can send money
love yayo: Okay
love yayo: So well u send it torrowom ?
love yayo has signed back in. (2/1/2007 8:04 PM)
xxxxxx: sure. as soon as i can
love yayo: Plzzzz
love yayo: All my last hope is on u now
love yayo: So that i can get to class
xxxxxx: you can rely on me. the last thing i want id for you to start dripping blood in front of your friends
love yayo: I wont........Cose when i have what i want
xxxxxx: is there anything else you need? maybe soap or shampoo?
love yayo: Yeah
love yayo: I can get that here my self
xxxxxx: so you're ok for soap? antiperspirants?
love yayo: Yes
love yayo: Did u got my mail ?
xxxxxx: ok good. just blood plugs you need then yes?
love yayo: Yeah
xxxxxx: your email comes up blank. i don't know why. maybe you need to resend it
love yayo: Are u sure ....
xxxxxx: yeh. i don't know why
love yayo: Okay
love yayo: I dont have much time now so i well do that when i have more time my dear
xxxxxx: well i'll need it by tomorrow
love yayo: Sure
xxxxxx: do you need money for painkillers too? for the menstrual cramps?
love yayo: Nope
love yayo: All what i need thats what i have ask u for .
xxxxxx: it sounds like you're lucky then. i had to do a bit of reading and it sounds pretty painful
love yayo: Of what ?
xxxxxx: about periods
love yayo: Yeah
xxxxxx: do you suffer from cramps?
love yayo: I have some
xxxxxx: but you can cope with the pain? what does it feel like? as a guy i have no idea what you women have to go through every month
love yayo: Yeah..........thats Every month
xxxxxx: it must hurt like buggery
love yayo: Yes..........And all what i need is toileteries
xxxxxx: and you shall have the money tomorrow. i should get going now anyway. if i'm quick i can still have a few beers before the pub shuts. i'll speak to you again tomorrow. and make sure you resend the email with your details. and don't forget those pics
xxxxxx: bye
love yayo: Okay
Fish in a barrel people. Fish in a barrel |
_________________
x56 |
|
|
|
|
Azure Sonnet
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 123
Location: UK
|
| Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:16 pm |
|
Methinks laddie has never been with a woman before, at least for as long as a month.... |
_________________
...you have kept me under expectation by giving a slap of love and i can't hold myself... you have fastinated my love... You are sweat. i want to parade my love with you - Karmin Buhahi, my first *sigh* |
|
|
|
|
wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
|
| Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:20 pm |
|
You get that impression??? A big chunk of the fun of baiting this one is knowing this guy knows NOTHING about how a woman works. |
_________________
x56 |
|
|
|
|
Dolores
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 356
|
| Posted:
Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:57 am |
|
If s/he means three individual tampons for one period, then that's one of the most convenient periods I've ever heard of. On the other end of the spectrum, if s/he means three boxes for one period, then HOLY HELL, SEE A DOCTOR, LAD(D)Y! |
_________________
I was mad with the deceit and conning of the Bello of a man. - Mens4h K0fi |
|
|
|
|
harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
|
| Posted:
Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:35 am |
|
I reckon it's all true my ex-wife had her periods all year round honest |
_________________
|
|
|
|
|
drew.p.coque
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 383
Location: front, and low. lower!
|
| Posted:
Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:27 am |
|
| Quote: |
xxxxxx: it must hurt like buggery
love yayo: Yes
|
|
_________________
*this deal is like a straw to a drowning man -chuck solodu
*Call me on my direct line so that we can talk for batter understanding-Aziz
*bank valued at USD 11.5M, left in account number:$286-41732-55
*THANKS FOR PLAYING WITH MY TIME, PLEASE KINDLY FORGET ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION
*you have to tell any one you are here . everything has to be confidential -kevina |
|
|
|
|
|
|
SmartFeed
