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thedevguy67
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Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:35 pm |
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This lad was sent to Western Union twice to pick up $3000 USD to be used for some "Anti-Fraud Certificate". He was impersonating a governement official as part of scam involving a "dying woman" wanting to get her money into the hands of a church to build and orphanage.
We at Blumpkin Road Church tried to assist him, and here is what we got for our troubles:
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Subject: How Dear You?
Dr Cxxxx Kxx
From Ministery of Finnance and economic
Attention: Rev. Txxx Cxxxxx
What did you take me for?Do you think that am stupid?You fill in the recipt by your self and send it to my office.
How dear you to play with me.Listen to me Tom,I have respected you enough and now i know that you are not serious human being.why cant you tell the woman that you are not ready to help her instead of wasting my time writing stupid email to my office and claimed that you send money when you know that you did not even send a single dollar.You called your self a man of God?But you are full of lies and i am sorry for your soul.
I will write to the america pastors association and send a report to them concerning your bad character.
Bye
Dr Cxxxx Kxxx
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_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Dan Druff
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 247
Location: In a little world of my own.
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Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:08 pm |
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Oh no, not the america pastors association !!!! Pay up quick. |
_________________ I have read all your mails today, but at the same time, I must confess that I do not understand any of them... (Barr. KELK.)
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:29 pm |
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How Very, Very Dear You? |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:16 pm |
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I recommend that you create another addy with the name American Pastor Association and provide him with the address.
After all you know you sent the moneyto the mugu |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
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YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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thedevguy67
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Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:29 pm |
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^^^^^^^^^
Thanks. I have had problems with my baits kind of dying a "quick death" after the second trip to WU and the angry e-mail.
This could be a most productive angle. Does anyone know of any templates for complaint forms? This could be homework for the mugu |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:44 pm |
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Man, if there's one group that you don't want to mess with it's the American Pastors Association. Those guys make people dissappear, if you catch my drift.
You're hosed. |
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Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
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thedevguy67
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Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:50 pm |
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The Mugu just got an email from the American Pastors Association. He was told that I took $2K more than I was supposed to have sent him. The APA asked the good minister for a statement. I might even be able to get this mugu to waste a few more hours. |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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HitchHiker
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Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:54 pm |
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The ingratitude of some people. You have obviously gone out of your way to help, invested all your time, and for what?
A visit from the APA!
Give him hell |
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Ambdrvr2
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 170
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:15 am |
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Absolutely beautiful. After all, the APA must be able to vouch for its members, correct????? |
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thedevguy67
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:20 am |
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No reply to the APA yet, but the "dying woman" mysteriously e-mailed me about this an hour ago and suggested I contact her "barrister" in London. (Wow they work real late over there ) I was only too happy to comply.
No more than one half an hour later, this "barrister" contacted me with a new set of instructions:
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USE THIS INFORMATIONS TO SEND IT IMMEDIATELY AND GET BACK TO ME WITH THE TEN CONTROL DIGITAL NUMBER FOR URGENT COLLECTION AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS SI THE ONLY DELAY YOU HAVE NOW AND YOU HAVE TO SEND TO US YOUR ACCOUNT INFORMATIONS SO THAT WE CAN EFFECT THE TRANSFER INTO IT IMMEDIATELY
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So, I reply if a few basic questions -- How much do you I owe you? How do I know this transaction is legitimate? Aren't we rushing into things?
I don't even get a chance to logoff my e-mail account and I get this:
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PLEASE MR TOM LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW. I DONT NEED ANY INSULT FROM YOU OK. I ASK YOU TO SEND THIS MONEY HERE IN THIS BANK WHERE IT CAN BE SAVE, SO THAT OUR BANK LAWYER CAN HELP YOU TO GET THE DOCUMENT FOR YOU. THAT DOCUMENT IS WHAT CAN PROVE THIS TRANSACTION LEGAL. PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO AS I TOLD YOU OK. I DONT NEED MORE QUESTION FROM, JUST DO WHAT I ASK YOU TO DO. |
I might have to try Money Gram this time. You think perhaps the "barrister" will also report me to the APA? |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Cap419kicker
Ye Olde Privy Smythe
Joined: 13 Jan 2007
Posts: 361
Location: Pushing truck selling Obama shirts on Ring Road Lagos
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:58 am |
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you should be defrocked... |
_________________ FACTA NON VERBA!
"You must take you antiques somewhere else if you are fake"-Patrick Zuma
"FACK YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER"--robert_baasi
"Your information is safe with me and will not be used anonymously"-- Dal Cal� Maccio
"you are as useless as your e-mail sound. bingo like." ---Zinriszal Bin Selamat
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Azure Sonnet
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 123
Location: UK
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:09 am |
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Someone's not having a good day! Slap him for insulting you by shouting (using caps only) and watch him change his tune... |
_________________ ...you have kept me under expectation by giving a slap of love and i can't hold myself... you have fastinated my love... You are sweat. i want to parade my love with you - Karmin Buhahi, my first *sigh* |
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thedevguy67
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Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:02 am |
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^^^^^^ Thanks for the tip. I have not thought of that. I will have to explain to him how rude that is. |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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thedevguy67
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:13 am |
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Well I created that fake addy for the American Pastor's Association (thanks for the tip rumbero ). I sent it a few hours ago
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Dear Dr. Mugu
My name is Doctor Dxxxx Dxxx and I am the liason for the American Pastors Association. It is my understanding that you represent the Office of Finance and Economic Development and that you may have had contact with one of our members who is under investigation. His name is Rev. Txxxx Cxxxx.
Today I commenced an investigation intiated by Bishop Howard Stern. Apparently Mr. xxxxx requested $5,400 dollars to transmit to your office to help faciliate the movement of funds for a woman who was alledgedly seriously ill. I further understand that Rev. Cxxxxx did not send you the $5,400 he signed off on.
Dr. Mugu, can we get a written statement from you testifying to his misconduct?
Thanks
Dr. Dxxxx Dxxxx
Liason, American Pastors Association
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I did not hear anything for a while, so I basically wrote it off. And then, out of the blue, the liason for the APA recieved the following from Mugu:
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Go To Hell!
Mr or doctor dxxx Dxxxx What ever you call yourself.You are a fool and you all are fake pastors claiming to be a man of God while you are not.
God will punish you.do not contact me again stupid
Dr Mugu
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I welcome any and all suggestions for possible slaps. Also, if any fellow "pastors" wish to write him with their outrage PM me |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:19 am |
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I ASK YOU TO SEND THIS MONEY HERE IN THIS BANK WHERE IT CAN BE SAVE |
Your Lad is begging for you to send the money to a BANK!
Bank's have bank accounts to handle such fees.
Tell him you will TT the funds as soon as you receive the banks "fee payment account."
Then wait for the excuses. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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thedevguy67
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:09 pm |
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Not much new early today. Just the delay, and I thank Asiaguy for the tip, I think I will have to start making some demands. Then, out of nowhere the "dying woman" reappears:
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my beloved brother in christ. please i am crying over this issue every day by day. i am asking god why this thing is happening to me. please my brother in christ try all you to see that you complete this transaction today, so that by tomorrow the bank will start the proceses to transfer the money to your account. please my brother in christ i have no more time to stay in this world again, that iswhy i am crying over the matter. please i put all my hope on you and all my trust. please do not let me down. i pray that god will make a way for you to make sure that everything is over today in jesus name i pray amen.
your sister in chris
sxxxx txxxxx cxxxx
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Mmmmm, I wonder if the APA are my bothers in chris? |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:53 pm |
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Then, out of nowhere the "dying woman" reappears: |
In my "STUBORN GRASSHOPPER" bait the dying cancer victim woman was "not long for this earth" 2 months ago. When she first contacted me, She had less than 2 weeks to live.
Miraculously, the inability to collect the fees from me has kept her alive well into the second month! |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Donato
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Joined: 07 Jan 2007
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:18 pm |
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^^^^
See if you can make it three!!!
and then offer her $$$'s to be a guinea pig as she has survived so long, send her on safari to some distant hospital. |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:28 am |
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Don't be so mean to the mugu.
Send him a blurred WU receipt. He will really be happy and frustrated over the fact that you have complied
The APA should slap the shit out of the mugu.
Or you can play the modality that your comp has been hacked and the information about the WU has been altered. |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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thedevguy67
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Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:41 am |
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Some updates
1. The APA has contacted the gentleman from the "Ministry of Finnance" (as he called it). Again, he damned me to hell. So I am continously forwarding him bible quotes just for fun. Sent him a few relgious e-cards as well.
2. The "barrister" wants his fees. He started with a demand of $1900. I now have him down to $995 and told him I have to consult with my bishop. I burned the "Minstry of Finnance" guy with the fake WU reciept. So I wonder how to do the online tracking thing to fake him out.
3. The "widow" is sending me all kinds of panicked messages fearing for the saftey of her money and the transaction not going "perfect" (what a mugu term). So I told her I don't trust the people she is dealing with. Also jammed her box with about 10 e-cards to get well from various church members. I have not heard back from her
Thanks for all of the inputs. I got a lot of plays here. |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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