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chc74
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 113
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:38 pm |
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Feeling frivolous and a bit bored the other day, I responded to with this:-
I am Bishop xxxxxx of the Ministry Under God's Union.
I would be most eucalyptised to help you and will look forward to taking
you to the cleaners at the earliest opportunity.
You can be sure I am an honest man, as a man of God, I promise to fleece you as soon as look at you.
Yours in God
Today I get - THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS etc etc etc -
They don't even look, do they? |
_________________ Enough of all these your insult,For God sake i am banker,i cannot do what you want me to do. - to
Our records show that you are dead to |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:44 pm |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:44 pm |
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No, they don't. Or they might (just might) check that you're appearing to say something like "yes" rather than something like "F* off you scamming B*". There is only one reason to write more than a single sentence in the first response - so you can slap them later for not reading it. |
_________________ Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
x14
x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Posted:
Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:57 pm |
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I have replied with e-mails that contain nothing at all, and they still send the second script. |
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Leke
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 20
Location: Finland
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:57 pm |
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I've just got an Arab, so I sent him a load of:
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... . ولی میتوان با یک ترفند که بصورت ت
بدست آمده و با کمی شانس پول موجود در حساب را دو برابر کرد ایگولد هفته گذشته شماره حساب ایگولد اصلی من را تنها به خاطر ایرانی بودن آن بست و حدود 6 هزار دلار به من ضرر زد به همین دلیل تصمیم گرفتم در مقابل این کار ایگولد این ترفند را آموزش دهم ضمن اینکه خودم هم با این کار ضرر خودم رو جبران کنم و دام خنک شه !! روش کار این است که باید پول را از حساب خودتان به حساب خودتان منتقل کنید! (یعنی وارد شوید و در قسمت ساده بود نه در صورتی که بتوانید یک (وقفه) در تایمر ایگولد ایجاد کنید همان پول به جای منتقل شدن به حساب شما اضافه خواهد شد و بالانس شما دو برابر میشود حالا چگونه مشود این کار را انجام داد نخست باید بدانیم که ایگود 3 تایمر دارد وکنترل یکی در دست کار بران است.اگر آن قسمت در تنضیمات را طوری تنظیم کنید که از شما نخواهد یکی از تایمر ها را غیر فعال کرده اید برای این کار پس از ورود به حساب خود به اگر این کار را بکنبد در ... |
(Arabic text) Which I just cut and copied. Lets see if he responds |
_________________ Capt Aziz Hassan
NOTE; I AM NOT AN ISLAMIC EXTREMIST, I AM MODEST. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:12 pm |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:05 pm |
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@chc74. Thanks for using Eucalyptize. Its caught on more than I thought.
I recently had his conversation with a vladette.
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Lovely, but unfortunately, the holiday was saddened with one
accident. At our family happened to mountain... So it is difficult for
me for you to write now about it. I cannot of anything the friend to
think, except for as about this incident. With my mum there was a big
misfortune... She{It} on Saturday (on December, 23) was brought down
with the car on the big speed when she{it} passed street on surburb of
city. At it{her} numerous bruises, grazes and two crises on the left
leg{foot} (shin) and the right hand. And also a dislocation of a wrist
on same right hand. She{it} now is in city hospital. This message has
strongly shaken my soul! When I have arrived to traumatologic branch,
I have strongly begun to cry, having seen my mum in such condition. I
cannot transfer you my condition at present. You probably will
understand, what feelings are tested by the person when with close
there is a misfortune or it{he} dies. |
It was followed by standard send me money for sick Mom modality. So I wrote back..
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Dearest Elena.
I am sorry to hear about your mum, but she probably deserved it. I hope she suffers
Tell me where to send payment |
I like to give them schizo responses, saying I hope she suffers, but Ill send money anyway.
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To make translation, you need to find the
nearest branch of the Western Union. Branches
of the Western Union are in all countries.
Everything, that is necessary for you to send
money, this my name (Elena Popova) and the
country (Russia). I shall be grateful to you
for any rendered help. I beg you to help my mum,
for the sake of the Christ and for the sake of
our friendship. With a holiday of Christmas!!!
Yes God will help us. It is many - many kisses...
Sincerely, Elena. |
This shows that most of the time they dont understand, or don't read the emails. I think this one uses a translator, so, probably doesnt understand what I am saying... |
_________________ "TRY TO COMB YOURSELF AND BEWARE OF PEOPLE YOU DO BUSINESS WITH..." - DR TUNDE LEMO
"As an idiot who have not see money?Stupify away from me ungodly person." - Nugo
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sit on your knees, you will iron my face, my legs." - Marina
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Leke
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 20
Location: Finland
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Posted:
Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:38 pm |
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He's probably not even Arab.... Laughing |
That's what I was hoping |
_________________ Capt Aziz Hassan
NOTE; I AM NOT AN ISLAMIC EXTREMIST, I AM MODEST. |
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chc74
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 113
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:41 pm |
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Pantsface wrote: |
@chc74. Thanks for using Eucalyptize. Its caught on more than I thought. |
I use it in every bait. I haven't had a lad use it back to me yet, but I've had a couple of |
_________________ Enough of all these your insult,For God sake i am banker,i cannot do what you want me to do. - to
Our records show that you are dead to |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:26 pm |
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LOL! Not surprising, they don't read anything in first e-mail unless they contain $ signs.
I addressed my lad with the wrong name. It's one of my bait kit scripts, but I forgot to change the name... just like a lad. My lad accepted it without reading the name... he only read the $cholarship money amount. |
_________________ Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
Baiting Record:
Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
- Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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st.piran
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jan 2007
Posts: 57
Location: The dark side of the moon
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:02 pm |
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Do they not just cut and paste answers in the first few responses? |
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Lpico
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Nov 2006
Posts: 161
Location: coonztowne
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:02 pm |
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I've had them catch me before when I accidentally sign with another character's name late in the bait.
Other than that, for the first week or so you might as well be talking to a post.
I also try to use "eucalyptize" in every bait. |
_________________ also for me to continue my education because i am just here surfing doing nothing. --solomon johnson
so i have decided to send you this palm flirt concerning my father. --stella
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:01 am |
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dagget
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 242
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Posted:
Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:31 am |
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Sometimes I don't think they are even trying anymore..
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Please confirm message granted with "GO AHEAD ORDER"
on MY PRI! VATE BOX Email: [email protected]
Congratulations.
Yours Faithfully
Rev. Jonas Cooper |
Might respond to any new message with the same Go AhEAD ORDER in future |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU
USE THE MONEY TO BUY COFFIN. " ASEM lad
Have i scammed you once,instead you are the one scamming us here now....Send the money animal.
PLEASE TAKE CAER OF YOUR SELF OR I SEND TO YOU F.I.B ?
X24 1 X 2.5 years |
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Maggot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 382
Location: Lower Itchumscrote, Trumpshire
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:20 am |
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I have replied before with:
and still got a response! |
_________________ -------------------------------------------------
<I>" I am the fucking idiot you called me and the rotten goat "</I>
<B> Martins Ugo - Football Scout</B>
<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
<B> Jude Adams - Security Company</B>
<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
<B> Irina - Romance Scammer</B>
<I>"Yes we are selling the Semen ST41N5 at just $170usd and also sure it will work in Narnia."</I>
<B> Duncan Rustin - Phone Lad</B>
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:59 am |
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I usually respond to first emails with;
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I am a plank of wood.
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I was going to use that one too, but I soon got board. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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chc74
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 113
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:01 pm |
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^^^^ OUCH!!!
I know most lads are thick as a plank, but come on....
That was bad!! |
_________________ Enough of all these your insult,For God sake i am banker,i cannot do what you want me to do. - to
Our records show that you are dead to |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:04 pm |
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^^^ your puns are getting a bit wooden yastreb.
I know, they're knot funny, but it does go against the grain. Not that I want to lumber you with any more. |
_________________
"Wank not Wanker..pls." - Clement Wank.
<---- because sometimes a rose just isn't enough- TS
x8
Get a shiny name here - Internet Fraud Centre |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:08 pm |
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Any more of this and I won't log on again - unless I can think of a pun that has you all stumped...
Oops, gotta go, more trunk boxes to read about... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:24 pm |
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*sigh*
PWT ressurects itself as random appearing Pun Whore Threads |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Maggot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 382
Location: Lower Itchumscrote, Trumpshire
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:26 pm |
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Oh come on, enough of the wood jokes, its just so against the grain of this thread..... |
_________________ -------------------------------------------------
<I>" I am the fucking idiot you called me and the rotten goat "</I>
<B> Martins Ugo - Football Scout</B>
<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
<B> Jude Adams - Security Company</B>
<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
<B> Irina - Romance Scammer</B>
<I>"Yes we are selling the Semen ST41N5 at just $170usd and also sure it will work in Narnia."</I>
<B> Duncan Rustin - Phone Lad</B>
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:31 pm |
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The Pun Whore Thread has branched out.
Watch out, it will only be a matter of time until one of the mod twig and tell us all to leaf it out. |
_________________
"Wank not Wanker..pls." - Clement Wank.
<---- because sometimes a rose just isn't enough- TS
x8
Get a shiny name here - Internet Fraud Centre |
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chc74
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 113
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:32 pm |
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Here's hoping they can get to the root of the problem.... |
_________________ Enough of all these your insult,For God sake i am banker,i cannot do what you want me to do. - to
Our records show that you are dead to |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:32 pm |
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Callum and Gold Dalek have a point, this is knot funny... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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Maggot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 382
Location: Lower Itchumscrote, Trumpshire
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:35 pm |
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A mod is going to come in here barking orders to get knotted and stop planking around...
(okay okay, this is getting difficult now to come up with some good ones!!) |
_________________ -------------------------------------------------
<I>" I am the fucking idiot you called me and the rotten goat "</I>
<B> Martins Ugo - Football Scout</B>
<I>"our handle charges is this 5,000 thousand ponds"</I>
<B> Jude Adams - Security Company</B>
<I>"...but I prefer to eat houses, houses are more tasty..."</I>
<B> Irina - Romance Scammer</B>
<I>"Yes we are selling the Semen ST41N5 at just $170usd and also sure it will work in Narnia."</I>
<B> Duncan Rustin - Phone Lad</B>
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