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Azure Sonnet
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 123
Location: UK
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:07 pm |
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I'm surprised you couldn't hear him without the telephone, he was shouting that loudly! |
_________________ ...you have kept me under expectation by giving a slap of love and i can't hold myself... you have fastinated my love... You are sweat. i want to parade my love with you - Karmin Buhahi, my first *sigh* |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:12 pm |
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It plays back much much clearer than it really is. But I do try to get them to speak as loud as possible as I really do think that everyone around him should know he is a well respected Barrister |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Azure Sonnet
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 123
Location: UK
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:23 pm |
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I swear at one point I heard "Barrister Nahasapiemapetilan"
Mind you my issue with eating too many pear drops is getting rather well known... |
_________________ ...you have kept me under expectation by giving a slap of love and i can't hold myself... you have fastinated my love... You are sweat. i want to parade my love with you - Karmin Buhahi, my first *sigh* |
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schmoebob
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 163
Location: Wherever...
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:01 pm |
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OK, just gave your number to some numpty at some law enforcement division in Nigeria who is about to arrest some HUDLUMS and recover some of my money.
No clue what name they will give you, but you can tell them whatever you want. The more "blonde" and clueless the better!
Have fun! |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:09 pm |
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@beavis
I sure hope you do not miss your lad again...I told him that you have been trying to call him...says he has his phone by his pillow and will answer it this time..........Awwwwwwwwwwwwww...bless
http://media.putfile.com/Barrister-Nanashat-for-beavis3 |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Shadowplay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Aug 2005
Posts: 1323
Location: Still in the wild
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:27 am |
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VP, Teddybell ask me to say Hi to you.
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pls ur groundmum no me now, u can say hi to her 4 me |
Welcome Ritchie! |
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beavis
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Jun 2006
Posts: 422
Location: Your neighborhood; randomly starting fires.
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:20 am |
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Sorry VP, my company has just sent me to the Ivory Coast. So I'm gone if anyone calls. Thanks for the brilliant work; my lads are all very happy to talk to someone live and they are far more optimistic about life because of you. |
_________________ "It is possible that we are dealing an insane person"
"if you have no better things to do its better you hang your self, you bastard junkie"
"I SAW YOU TO BE IN BONDAGE"
"all we need from you sincerety , honesty and fear of the Lord. Since we know how to reach you in U.S."
"Do not let me die, this is all i have left." "I'm almost dead of expectation and promises" "my debts are pilling up daily"
"i now sleep in a nearby cafe just to be sure i respond to your mail right on time." |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:51 am |
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Are you sure that Barrister Nanashat was really using a telephone, or was he just shouting across the Ocean...?
That was absolutely priceless.... |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:38 am |
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Mr Bucket
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Posts: 53
Location: UK
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:16 am |
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Major James Glenn, who claims to be a British Army officer, should be calling to speak to Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise. Im afraid the good Captain is on the bridge of the Enterprise and is thus unable to talk. Please slap him if he mispronounces my name
Have fun with my new friend |
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Left Hand Luke
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Jun 2006
Posts: 37
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:15 pm |
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Oh Dear Cleo the EFCC wants to help you out |
Thanks, that was funny, he didn't even get the "Where is Algeria?" bit.
oh well. He is messing with my CleoTours, which always excites me. |
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schmoebob
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 163
Location: Wherever...
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:35 pm |
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You. Are. My. Hero.
I was laughing so hard at trying to convince you to give him the money that a coworker thought something was wrong with me. She walked in my office and I was hunched over the desk with my head in my hands and my shoulders shaking! Seriously, this is precious! Especially when you started quizzing him about his accent.
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I am Spanish, but I am a British soldier |
and then, you gave me the new direction for this bait:
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You know any good guys in London who can kick his ass for me?... you gonna get someone to beat my husband up?...you know how to kick somebody's ass proper don't 'ya? |
I think my sister is going to become VERY cooperative all of a sudden, if this lad will agree to do harm to her husband!
@vp: You are the queen of rock. There is none higher...
BTW, this is the voice of the initiator of the Saddam Scam thread.
edited to add the thread reference... |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:57 pm |
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Well it sure has been a good day for the lads
@schmoebob
I just kept making up stuff as he went along and what really made me laugh was the last call, just to tell me he would call back in 2 hours , which he has not yet. I think the 2nd convo had him thinking and he if trying to think of a way to scam me now too.
Ah well all in a good days work Keep up the good work baiters...I am open to suggestions to use on my storylines..I am only really creative when beer is added...but sober I am not a sharp |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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schmoebob
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 163
Location: Wherever...
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:05 pm |
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Oh yes, he has offered to beat the hell out of your cheating, abusive husband and his girlfriend too!
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will you want me to give them both my bitter drink that has an ice cream cover LOL |
Thanks for giving this bait an entirely new direction! |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:57 pm |
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That's cute....yummmm ice cream
such a charming lad
my mind really is a terrible thing, I just never know where it will take me |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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LordKaT
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2004
Posts: 186
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:36 pm |
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Hey vp, just a heads up:
Sbaitso's bait didn't go so well. I couldn't get the bastard off script and he dumped me, ah well.
But, there's a new fish on the hook: Willy F. He'll be calling looking for Vinny Testaverde, AKA New York Vinny.
I could use my psycho ex girlfriend who stole my phone to answer the call |
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3strikes_out
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Nov 2004
Posts: 372
Location: Los Poblanos, Los Chilangos... de Durango...de Sonora...Sinaloa
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:47 pm |
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@vpmanchester: My lad is hopefully going to be calling you to get his tracking number that I called you with. You are the bf of Luis Hernandez who was killed in a car accident last December. Please be distraught . The pet's name is cyril alllan. Payment was made from Mexico. |
_________________ Dear steve,
i have gone to collect the money and i was told there was no such
transaction,i wonder why you are this terriable.-Moahammed Ayodele
But you see me holding this sign for you and still not impress for the work I did. -Kumal Umal
...you still went ahead to make more payment to them without my knowledge, well that is so disgosting. -Charles Soludo |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:35 pm |
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Gotcha...I really love giving out dem MTCN numbers...but with my dodgey eyesight and the pisspoor handwriting I just cannot tell the difference between 1 and 7 and there are a few in there. My only advice is too try different combinations at the WU or MG office because I am not smart enough to operate a computer so email is just out of the question
I can do psycho gfriend quite good too, I have not used that one much lately..time to brush up |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:12 pm |
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@azure
Your lad called today, at first I was not sure which one he was..but I reckon he is happy enough to know that 'you' do exist apparently I am you manager
http://media.putfile.com/wiley-67 |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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schmoebob
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 163
Location: Wherever...
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Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:23 pm |
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@VP - another excellent performance! I have posted the audio of your last call from here.
Your confusion actually played right into the story. As usual, a stellar performance! |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:42 pm |
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@Donato
Well your 'ladette' finally called and he is rather pleasant and funny...I like talking when I am on the beer...I am much more alive
http://media.putfile.com/Issac-Koch
@schmoebob
Thanks I will follow your progress, we will get him good |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:50 pm |
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vpmanchester wrote: |
@Donato
Well your 'ladette' finally called and he is rather pleasant and funny...I like talking when I am on the beer...I am much more alive
http://media.putfile.com/Issac-Koch
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My first ever call vp, Gracias...
IYHO was it a lad or ladette, i couldn't work that one out either |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Posted:
Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:01 pm |
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It is definatly a lad
I was trying to say brothel (ya know whore house) and he said yes he met you there
caint tell I was raised by a bunch of rednecks in the backwoods kin ya? |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:10 pm |
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vpmanchester wrote: |
It is definatly a lad |
Wonder if he would have the "re-assignment" for a bait...
vpmanchester wrote: |
I was trying to say brothel (ya know whore house) and he said yes he met you there |
I'll have to remember that when the necessary slap happens... Now was it his mother, or his sister that i was visiting at the time... |
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schmoebob
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 163
Location: Wherever...
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Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:05 pm |
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@vp - Nuclear slap launched... I didn't ask for a phone call, but he has your number so he just might. Just remember, you are SUPER PISSED at him, and nothing he says will be right.
Other than that I leave it in your very capable hands to rub salt in the wounds... |
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