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Dupes
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 256
Location: United States
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:05 am |
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After having Sargent Irvin's Barrister wait in the Madrid airport for five hours (the idiot must have gone to the wrong terminal, that's why he never met me in Spain) I recieve an e-mail from his commanding officer, CAPTAIN PETER RAT. At least he admits he is a rodent in his name.
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I am capt. Peter Rat, a superior officer to sgt Shawn that they both owns the money you travel to Madrid to claim on our behalf. I believe you will recognise me now.
I want to apoligise to you for all the effort you have made in order to assist us. It was sgt Shawn cawardness that lead you to all these mess. Ever since he told me about you i know that you are a trust worthy person because truely we needed some to assist us, I told him to follow it up with you, but all i could hear from him is that you travel to Madrid and found nobody to attend to you. I know you might have spent alot of money and stress in that trip but, please bear with me.
Now i want to handle it myself if only you will coperate with me by not responding to sgt Shawn mail again. I mean do not communicate with Shawn again because i have taken the deal upon myself and if you are still interested, do follow my instructions. I will increase your percentage in order to cover up your lost flight ticket money also, to encourage your effort.
I have spoken with the managing director of that particular security company because that consignment was deposited with my influence and our conclution is that they will move the consignment to another of their attachment office either in Canada or United kingdom. I want you to decide which location will be easier for you because that is the only location they can take it to. I want you to understand that Shawn does not know about this new arrangement of which i will not like you to discuss with him. Shawn doesn't know how to handle deal and he call himself a soldier. I want to tell him that i have been a deal cordinator before he join soldier and if you are ready to work with me, indicate where you want the consignment to be taken to also, that you can easily travel.
Remember, other staff of the organisation do not know this arrangement too. so do not communicate with them again both mail and telephone.
Sorry for the disappointment Shawn have given to you.
Thanks,
Capt. Peter Rat |
I mean honestly, Rat? Couldn't this lad have picked a simpler name for crying out loud, like Smith, or maybe even Brown, but rat? |
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beavis
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Jun 2006
Posts: 422
Location: Your neighborhood; randomly starting fires.
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:52 am |
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Perhaps you should introduce a new character; Col. Dick Rodent  |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:00 am |
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Great job there. You've wasted their time and looks like a Rat is double crossing his buddies there.
This is my son's favorite - Timothy Q. Mouse from W. Disney's 1941 movie Dumbo. Can anyone tell from his uniform what rank he is?
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st.piran
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jan 2007
Posts: 57
Location: The dark side of the moon
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:40 pm |
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Or maybe Private parts, or get the combined service in and introduce ordinary 'seaman' Staines? |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:54 pm |
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is there an official "pip squeak" rank ? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:20 pm |
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You should refer to Mickey Mouse operations at least once, as part of causing these Lads a Major Upset. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
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Location: Somewhere in time.
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